Spanky's definitions

dirty bird

A touchdown celebration created by Jamal Anderson for the 1998 Atlanta Falcons. The dance, which consisted of flapping arms to act like wings, was introduced when tight end O.J. Santiago celebrated his two-touchdown effort following a 41-10 victory at New England in early November. The fever it generated captivated a national audience as well as brought the Falcons to the front of the Atlanta sports scene.

The Dirty Bird is one of the best end zone celebrations ever.

by Spanky July 6, 2005

Shamoke

A barbarian mercenary general in ancient China who historically accomplished next to nothing. In the Sanguoyanyi, he killed a dying, retreating general (Gan Ning) with an arrow to the back of the head, only to be killed by Zhou Tai in a duel while retreating himself.

Dear God, someone put a stop to all the Shamoke topics!

by Spanky April 8, 2005

ttocs land

fake degrees, fake money, fake freinds

"Your living in ttocs land man"

by Spanky July 30, 2004

stiddle

One who is a cow rapist

I caught the stiddle and I blew a cap in his ass

by spanky March 6, 2005

rut

The space between a vagina and the asshole.

I was punding my girlfriend in the vag when i slipped across the rut and up her poop chute.

by spanky March 11, 2005

poopdick

when your weiner gets all covered in poop. most likely from banging a drunk highschool girl in the ass.

dude, the other day i had a party at my house and we were drinkin a keg of Busch Light, then we all got real horny and decided it would be a good idea to go bang all the girls in the ass. Midway through this ass bangin my mom came home and caught me. I pulled my weiner out of the girls ass and said "awwwww mom, i got poopdick."

by spanky March 12, 2005

red rocket

that red hot dog like stick that emerges from a dog's crotch. also known as the pink crayon or the pink lipstick

eww gross, your dogs got a red rocket, and he's dragging his ass all over the carpet.

by spanky March 21, 2005