SpAnKy's definitions

red rocket

that red hot dog like stick that emerges from a dog's crotch. also known as the pink crayon or the pink lipstick

eww gross, your dogs got a red rocket, and he's dragging his ass all over the carpet.

by spanky March 21, 2005

poopdick

when your weiner gets all covered in poop. most likely from banging a drunk highschool girl in the ass.

dude, the other day i had a party at my house and we were drinkin a keg of Busch Light, then we all got real horny and decided it would be a good idea to go bang all the girls in the ass. Midway through this ass bangin my mom came home and caught me. I pulled my weiner out of the girls ass and said "awwwww mom, i got poopdick."

by spanky March 12, 2005

rut

The space between a vagina and the asshole.

I was punding my girlfriend in the vag when i slipped across the rut and up her poop chute.

by spanky March 11, 2005

stiddle

One who is a cow rapist

I caught the stiddle and I blew a cap in his ass

by spanky March 6, 2005

hedgehog

A guy who can give himself oral sex

"Damn, I heard Ron Jeremy can suck his own dick!"
"What? How can the greatest male pornstar ever be a hedgehog?!?"

by Spanky January 8, 2005

mob face

generally referring to facial complexion that resembles roadkill. Also known as the uni-sex face.

Darci's body is fine, but she needs a bag for her horrible case of mob face.

by Spanky December 5, 2004

MIZZLE

Mary Rizzle otherwise known as Mizzle Rizzle or Supermizzle

Damn Mizzle just saved like a dozen babies from that tree shredder again she must be Supermizzle

by SPANKY December 1, 2004