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Mykraine

Formerly "Ukraine".

A nation state that was absorbed into the neo-soviet empire in 2022(?)

The name was selected by Vladmir Putin as a taunt to any resistance fighters that were not defeated in the first wave of attacks.

The Capital city was changed from "Kiev" to "Chargrill" after carpet bombing by Russian Bears cooked the chicken.

This term also informally describes any nation that has been swallowed by a larger totalitarian neighbour. This includes speculative conquests such as West Taiwan swallowing East Taiwan.

This term should not be confused with "Ourkraine" which was Mykraine's/The Former Ukraine's formal title in the years 1922-1991 when it was collectively owned by all of the free workers of the original soviet Union (A political entity famous for its adherence to real communism).
Sgt Boris: "Mr Putin, we have taken over 100% of territory in Ukraine"
Vladimir: "Ukraine? You mean 'Mykraine'."
by Souper Rare February 1, 2022
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Red Dead Exemption

The red dead exemption occurs when polite society gives communism (or those who self identify as communist) a free pass despite the atrocities communism has led to. In other words, communism is exempt from criticism.

This free pass gives the carrier special privileges that result in people either overlooking the actions of communism or the individual's misdeeds as a result of their affiliation with communism.

Other ideologies with lower kill counts are not eligible for this pass. This is likely due to the communist long march through western institutions.

You are eligible for the Red Dead Exemption if you satisfy any of the following criteria:

1) you are a communist country guilty of genocide against its own people or other peoples.

2) you are aware of governments like those in point 1 and still believe communism is a force for good.

3) you are a westerner who has never experienced communism and think it sounds like a good idea.

4) you are a woke fordian who holds communist beliefs.
Guy 1: "Dude, Suzie just came out as a communist. I can't believe she'd associate herself with such a murderous ideolog..."
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me? Communism is the most peaceful ideology in human history"
Guy 1: "ah, I see you have granted her the Red Dead Exemption. This conversation is over"
by Souper Rare January 20, 2022
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Jizzissippi

A term used to denote when someone politely sips semen out of a cup following another's ejaculation.

This is typical behaviour at orgies, feminist book club meetings and sperm banks.

If it takes place in a Café, the drink, regardless of its main ingredients is referred to as an Ejaculatte.
Sarah: "oh, Steve. I'm so glad you made me drink your nut from a cup. Telling me to drink more slowly only enhanced the experience"
Steve: "glad you enjoyed it, babe. That's what we call a classic Jizzissippi"
by Souper Rare July 28, 2022
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Spafeteria

A term used to denote any form of public eatery, restaurant or Café whereby the workers are paid minimum wage and have the same level of pride in their work as a cat licking it's own anus. As a consequence of these factors, the male workers have a tendency to ejaculate in the food they serve and as such, the venue becomes a spafeteria.

This term is a portmanteau of the words "Spaf" (to violently ejaculate with no regard for the target of said ejaculation) and Cafeteria (a canteen with little/no table service).

Whenever you enter a spafeteria, you take the risk that your meal might be a "lucky drip".

Products commonly contaminated:

Latte - "Ejaculatte"

Gummy bears - "Cummy Bears"
Fizzy pop - "Jizzy Pop"
Steve: "Hey man, this burger has some salty asf mayo on it"
Bob: "dude, did you buy that from Burger Chain?"
Steve: "Yeah, why?"
Bob: "Dude, that place is a total spafeteria! You're eating Jizz!"
by Souper Rare July 23, 2022
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Bye-den

Pronounced: /baɪ/-/ðɛn/ (Bye-then)

An expression used by the Taliban to taunt the occupying U.S forces during their evacuation of Afghanistan.

Following the rapid and catastrophically haphazard withdrawal of forces from Afghanistan in 2021, many of the U.S.A’s allies have become distrustful of them and have shifted towards West Taiwan's sphere of global influence. This due to the fact that the U.S.A are now considered to be an unreliable ally. Many of these nations also use this expression (tongue in cheek) to express their ever-increasing distancing from the U.S.A on the world stage.

The term will likely be used by the Republican Party and other opponents of Joe Biden as a slogan in the next presidential election. Assuming the Democrats lose the 2024 election, the majority of America’s populace (and it’s now tenuous allies) will collectively breathe a sigh of relief and finally get the opportunity to say “Bye-den, Biden!” If, however, the most popular president in history once again defies all expectations, this greatly anticipated sigh of relief will be delayed 4 years, but will arrive, nonetheless.
Muhammed: “Brother, did you see those oppressive pig dogs are finally leaving our sacred land?”
Ahmed: “Yes. We can finally say good Bye-den to Biden and his interventionalist regime”
by Souper Rare February 3, 2022
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West Falkland Islands

A large dependency of the British crown, located on the southern American continent found at latitude 38.4161, longitude 3.6167° W. It is often mistakenly referred to as "Argentina" but anyone who does so is canonically wrong.

In a similar way, the name comes from the residents of a plucky island nation mocking a much larger hostile nation and their (ultimately flawed) expansionist desires. A good example of another country mocked in this way is West Taiwan (who keep threatening to conquer east/real Taiwan).

The official language of the West Falklands is German for reasons that we won't go in to.

They have won multiple world cups, but most of the ancestors of the current population haven't ever had much success on the world stage in "other events".
Guy 1: "I can't wait to go on Holiday to the West Falkland islands."
Guy 2: "Make sure you learn German before you go."
Guy 1: "why?"
Guy 2: "there's always German's on holiday"
by Souper Rare July 14, 2023
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Roes mad

An expression used to describe those that feel upset about the overturning of the landmark Roe Vs Wade legislation in the USA.

Roes (people who support Roe) often take to the Internet to mistakenly complain about how their rights have been stripped away (but don't understand that the overturning just takes abortion law away from federal government and returns it to the decision of democratically elected state officials - in other words, the power has been returned to the electorate of each state. Ironically, this insulates states against sudden national shifts to either pro life/pro abortion legislation by the president).

Complaints often revolve around the idea that women will no longer be able to have consequence free sex anymore. The outrage is typically expressed by shouting down anyone who is pro life/anti-abortion with terms such as "bigot" or "anti-woman".

Roes cannot be reasoned with and should not be engaged by anyone seeking a civilised debate.
Sarah: "Hey, did you hear about Brianna and how she screeched something about how she can no longer satisfy Moloch's insatiable thirst for young blood?"
Terra: "ah, it would seem Roes mad"
by Souper Rare June 25, 2022
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