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A person who believes that any ideological view is acceptable as long as it does not differ from their own.
It is derived from Henry Ford's quote "any customer can have a car painted any colour he wants, as long as its black".
Woke Fordian's exist at all points on the political spectrum and are typically inflexible to views that do not align with their own. In the extreme, this can lead to all sorts of malicious action being inflicted by people who hold different ideological views than the person they are targeting.
It is derived from Henry Ford's quote "any customer can have a car painted any colour he wants, as long as its black".
Woke Fordian's exist at all points on the political spectrum and are typically inflexible to views that do not align with their own. In the extreme, this can lead to all sorts of malicious action being inflicted by people who hold different ideological views than the person they are targeting.
Guy 1: "Sandra just screeched at me because I said I didn't believe in universal health care. Guy 2: "What? Really?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she kept shouting that I was wrong and that I shouldn't be allowed to share my opinion anymore"
Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea she was a Woke Fordian"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she kept shouting that I was wrong and that I shouldn't be allowed to share my opinion anymore"
Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea she was a Woke Fordian"
by Souper Rare January 8, 2022
Get the Woke Fordian mug.A name given to anyone who professes to be a communist whilst wearing or using items manufactured by capitalist industry. It is often typified by wearing T shirts with Che Guevara's face on or posting to YouTube premium using a $3000 mac whilst sipping on a venti machiatto from Starbucks. Other similar behaviours exist.
Ironically, they believe you shouldn't have to starve for your principles and so they once again project the fruits of capitalism (a full plate) whilst claiming to be communist (starving on literally anything).
Ironically, they believe you shouldn't have to starve for your principles and so they once again project the fruits of capitalism (a full plate) whilst claiming to be communist (starving on literally anything).
Guy 1: "Hey, man. Check out Michelle's shirt. It has a sickle and star"
Guy 2: "Wow, that's an odd design for a $500 Dior t-shirt"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a total T-shirt Communist"
Guy 2: "Wow, that's an odd design for a $500 Dior t-shirt"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a total T-shirt Communist"
by Souper Rare January 5, 2022
Get the T-Shirt Communist mug.The red dead exemption occurs when polite society gives communism (or those who self identify as communist) a free pass despite the atrocities communism has led to. In other words, communism is exempt from criticism.
This free pass gives the carrier special privileges that result in people either overlooking the actions of communism or the individual's misdeeds as a result of their affiliation with communism.
Other ideologies with lower kill counts are not eligible for this pass. This is likely due to the communist long march through western institutions.
You are eligible for the Red Dead Exemption if you satisfy any of the following criteria:
1) you are a communist country guilty of genocide against its own people or other peoples.
2) you are aware of governments like those in point 1 and still believe communism is a force for good.
3) you are a westerner who has never experienced communism and think it sounds like a good idea.
4) you are a woke fordian who holds communist beliefs.
This free pass gives the carrier special privileges that result in people either overlooking the actions of communism or the individual's misdeeds as a result of their affiliation with communism.
Other ideologies with lower kill counts are not eligible for this pass. This is likely due to the communist long march through western institutions.
You are eligible for the Red Dead Exemption if you satisfy any of the following criteria:
1) you are a communist country guilty of genocide against its own people or other peoples.
2) you are aware of governments like those in point 1 and still believe communism is a force for good.
3) you are a westerner who has never experienced communism and think it sounds like a good idea.
4) you are a woke fordian who holds communist beliefs.
Guy 1: "Dude, Suzie just came out as a communist. I can't believe she'd associate herself with such a murderous ideolog..."
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me? Communism is the most peaceful ideology in human history"
Guy 1: "ah, I see you have granted her the Red Dead Exemption. This conversation is over"
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me? Communism is the most peaceful ideology in human history"
Guy 1: "ah, I see you have granted her the Red Dead Exemption. This conversation is over"
by Souper Rare January 20, 2022
Get the Red Dead Exemption mug.Formerly "Ukraine".
A nation state that was absorbed into the neo-soviet empire in 2022(?)
The name was selected by Vladmir Putin as a taunt to any resistance fighters that were not defeated in the first wave of attacks.
The Capital city was changed from "Kiev" to "Chargrill" after carpet bombing by Russian Bears cooked the chicken.
This term also informally describes any nation that has been swallowed by a larger totalitarian neighbour. This includes speculative conquests such as West Taiwan swallowing East Taiwan.
This term should not be confused with "Ourkraine" which was Mykraine's/The Former Ukraine's formal title in the years 1922-1991 when it was collectively owned by all of the free workers of the original soviet Union (A political entity famous for its adherence to real communism).
A nation state that was absorbed into the neo-soviet empire in 2022(?)
The name was selected by Vladmir Putin as a taunt to any resistance fighters that were not defeated in the first wave of attacks.
The Capital city was changed from "Kiev" to "Chargrill" after carpet bombing by Russian Bears cooked the chicken.
This term also informally describes any nation that has been swallowed by a larger totalitarian neighbour. This includes speculative conquests such as West Taiwan swallowing East Taiwan.
This term should not be confused with "Ourkraine" which was Mykraine's/The Former Ukraine's formal title in the years 1922-1991 when it was collectively owned by all of the free workers of the original soviet Union (A political entity famous for its adherence to real communism).
Sgt Boris: "Mr Putin, we have taken over 100% of territory in Ukraine"
Vladimir: "Ukraine? You mean 'Mykraine'."
Vladimir: "Ukraine? You mean 'Mykraine'."
by Souper Rare February 1, 2022
Get the Mykraine mug.A being whose personality is the end point of a society that has become enamoured with a victimhood mentality (ironically victim status is considered the top societal stratum in these societies).
Their personality is a patchwork of identity traits such as gender, sexual orientation, race etc. whilst being devoid of personality traits such as humour, intellectual honesty, kindness, open mindedness etc. This is because the former traits boost oppression points and allow for the continuation of a victimhood status, whereas the latter personality traits often erode an individuals victim status or allow them to see beyond the facade of intersectionality.
These beings are not naturally occurring and are the result of either indoctrination from academia and mass media or through government intervention (in other words, from "Intersectional Frankenstein's").
They are a symptom of an ailment that is attempting to fragment and atomise society so that the individual's sense of brother/sisterhood and duty to their neighbours is eliminated.
Their personality is a patchwork of identity traits such as gender, sexual orientation, race etc. whilst being devoid of personality traits such as humour, intellectual honesty, kindness, open mindedness etc. This is because the former traits boost oppression points and allow for the continuation of a victimhood status, whereas the latter personality traits often erode an individuals victim status or allow them to see beyond the facade of intersectionality.
These beings are not naturally occurring and are the result of either indoctrination from academia and mass media or through government intervention (in other words, from "Intersectional Frankenstein's").
They are a symptom of an ailment that is attempting to fragment and atomise society so that the individual's sense of brother/sisterhood and duty to their neighbours is eliminated.
Guy 1: "Ever since he took Professor Lee's social justice course, Barry can't take a joke and only cares about his gender and race"
Guy 2: "Sadly, he has become a Wokenstein's Monster. There's nothing we can do for him"
Guy 2: "Sadly, he has become a Wokenstein's Monster. There's nothing we can do for him"
by Souper Rare January 8, 2022
Get the Wokenstein's Monster mug.A term used to denote when someone politely sips semen out of a cup following another's ejaculation.
This is typical behaviour at orgies, feminist book club meetings and sperm banks.
If it takes place in a Café, the drink, regardless of its main ingredients is referred to as an Ejaculatte.
This is typical behaviour at orgies, feminist book club meetings and sperm banks.
If it takes place in a Café, the drink, regardless of its main ingredients is referred to as an Ejaculatte.
Sarah: "oh, Steve. I'm so glad you made me drink your nut from a cup. Telling me to drink more slowly only enhanced the experience"
Steve: "glad you enjoyed it, babe. That's what we call a classic Jizzissippi"
Steve: "glad you enjoyed it, babe. That's what we call a classic Jizzissippi"
by Souper Rare July 28, 2022
Get the Jizzissippi mug.A term used to denote any form of public eatery, restaurant or Café whereby the workers are paid minimum wage and have the same level of pride in their work as a cat licking it's own anus. As a consequence of these factors, the male workers have a tendency to ejaculate in the food they serve and as such, the venue becomes a spafeteria.
This term is a portmanteau of the words "Spaf" (to violently ejaculate with no regard for the target of said ejaculation) and Cafeteria (a canteen with little/no table service).
Whenever you enter a spafeteria, you take the risk that your meal might be a "lucky drip".
Products commonly contaminated:
Latte - "Ejaculatte"
Gummy bears - "Cummy Bears"
Fizzy pop - "Jizzy Pop"
This term is a portmanteau of the words "Spaf" (to violently ejaculate with no regard for the target of said ejaculation) and Cafeteria (a canteen with little/no table service).
Whenever you enter a spafeteria, you take the risk that your meal might be a "lucky drip".
Products commonly contaminated:
Latte - "Ejaculatte"
Gummy bears - "Cummy Bears"
Fizzy pop - "Jizzy Pop"
Steve: "Hey man, this burger has some salty asf mayo on it"
Bob: "dude, did you buy that from Burger Chain?"
Steve: "Yeah, why?"
Bob: "Dude, that place is a total spafeteria! You're eating Jizz!"
Bob: "dude, did you buy that from Burger Chain?"
Steve: "Yeah, why?"
Bob: "Dude, that place is a total spafeteria! You're eating Jizz!"
by Souper Rare July 23, 2022
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