Common denominator problems

When someone complains about how bad something is, so they substitute it for another thing they believe is good, only to complain how bad it is almost immediately after the substitution. The individual making the complaint has no self awareness and therefore doesn't realise they are the problem and the things they claim are bad, probably aren't.

Example 1:

A woman is bored of sex with her husband, so she divorces him and finds a new and exciting man to have sex with. Then she realises the sex is boring and repeats only to find the sex is still boring. It is likely she just sucks at sex.

Example 2:

A man is frustrated with the demands of his job and quits after a year taking on a similar job elsewhere believing it will be better only to realise that he is frustrated with the demands of his new role. He then repeats this, when in likelihood, he just sucks at managing his workload.
Joe: "man, Bill always complains that the women in this city give bad head"
Steve: "maybe Bill is the problem?"
Joe: "how so?"
Steve: "Common denominator problems, my guy. He probably just has a numb dick"
by Souper Rare October 13, 2023
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Mykraine

Formerly "Ukraine".

A nation state that was absorbed into the neo-soviet empire in 2022(?)

The name was selected by Vladmir Putin as a taunt to any resistance fighters that were not defeated in the first wave of attacks.

The Capital city was changed from "Kiev" to "Chargrill" after carpet bombing by Russian Bears cooked the chicken.

This term also informally describes any nation that has been swallowed by a larger totalitarian neighbour. This includes speculative conquests such as West Taiwan swallowing East Taiwan.

This term should not be confused with "Ourkraine" which was Mykraine's/The Former Ukraine's formal title in the years 1922-1991 when it was collectively owned by all of the free workers of the original soviet Union (A political entity famous for its adherence to real communism).
Sgt Boris: "Mr Putin, we have taken over 100% of territory in Ukraine"
Vladimir: "Ukraine? You mean 'Mykraine'."
by Souper Rare February 01, 2022
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Wokenstein's Monster

A being whose personality is the end point of a society that has become enamoured with a victimhood mentality (ironically victim status is considered the top societal stratum in these societies).

Their personality is a patchwork of identity traits such as gender, sexual orientation, race etc. whilst being devoid of personality traits such as humour, intellectual honesty, kindness, open mindedness etc. This is because the former traits boost oppression points and allow for the continuation of a victimhood status, whereas the latter personality traits often erode an individuals victim status or allow them to see beyond the facade of intersectionality.

These beings are not naturally occurring and are the result of either indoctrination from academia and mass media or through government intervention (in other words, from "Intersectional Frankenstein's").

They are a symptom of an ailment that is attempting to fragment and atomise society so that the individual's sense of brother/sisterhood and duty to their neighbours is eliminated.
Guy 1: "Ever since he took Professor Lee's social justice course, Barry can't take a joke and only cares about his gender and race"
Guy 2: "Sadly, he has become a Wokenstein's Monster. There's nothing we can do for him"
by Souper Rare January 08, 2022
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Red Dead Exemption

The red dead exemption occurs when polite society gives communism (or those who self identify as communist) a free pass despite the atrocities communism has led to. In other words, communism is exempt from criticism.

This free pass gives the carrier special privileges that result in people either overlooking the actions of communism or the individual's misdeeds as a result of their affiliation with communism.

Other ideologies with lower kill counts are not eligible for this pass. This is likely due to the communist long march through western institutions.

You are eligible for the Red Dead Exemption if you satisfy any of the following criteria:

1) you are a communist country guilty of genocide against its own people or other peoples.

2) you are aware of governments like those in point 1 and still believe communism is a force for good.

3) you are a westerner who has never experienced communism and think it sounds like a good idea.

4) you are a woke fordian who holds communist beliefs.
Guy 1: "Dude, Suzie just came out as a communist. I can't believe she'd associate herself with such a murderous ideolog..."
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me? Communism is the most peaceful ideology in human history"
Guy 1: "ah, I see you have granted her the Red Dead Exemption. This conversation is over"
by Souper Rare January 20, 2022
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Bye-den

Pronounced: /baɪ/-/ðɛn/ (Bye-then)

An expression used by the Taliban to taunt the occupying U.S forces during their evacuation of Afghanistan.

Following the rapid and catastrophically haphazard withdrawal of forces from Afghanistan in 2021, many of the U.S.A’s allies have become distrustful of them and have shifted towards West Taiwan's sphere of global influence. This due to the fact that the U.S.A are now considered to be an unreliable ally. Many of these nations also use this expression (tongue in cheek) to express their ever-increasing distancing from the U.S.A on the world stage.

The term will likely be used by the Republican Party and other opponents of Joe Biden as a slogan in the next presidential election. Assuming the Democrats lose the 2024 election, the majority of America’s populace (and it’s now tenuous allies) will collectively breathe a sigh of relief and finally get the opportunity to say “Bye-den, Biden!” If, however, the most popular president in history once again defies all expectations, this greatly anticipated sigh of relief will be delayed 4 years, but will arrive, nonetheless.
Muhammed: “Brother, did you see those oppressive pig dogs are finally leaving our sacred land?”
Ahmed: “Yes. We can finally say good Bye-den to Biden and his interventionalist regime”
by Souper Rare February 03, 2022
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T-Shirt Communist

A name given to anyone who professes to be a communist whilst wearing or using items manufactured by capitalist industry. It is often typified by wearing T shirts with Che Guevara's face on or posting to YouTube premium using a $3000 mac whilst sipping on a venti machiatto from Starbucks. Other similar behaviours exist.

Ironically, they believe you shouldn't have to starve for your principles and so they once again project the fruits of capitalism (a full plate) whilst claiming to be communist (starving on literally anything).
Guy 1: "Hey, man. Check out Michelle's shirt. It has a sickle and star"
Guy 2: "Wow, that's an odd design for a $500 Dior t-shirt"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a total T-shirt Communist"
by Souper Rare January 05, 2022
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Communist Covid propaganda

Communist covid propaganda (CCP) is the style of propaganda generated by the West Taiwanese government at the outset of the coronavirus pandemic whereby video footage showed people dropping dead in the streets and people in biohazard suits sterilising streets and buildings en masse. Initially high numbers of deaths were reported by the West Taiwanese government, but they seem to be one of the few countries in the world that have "reduced their number of cases" enough that it is no longer newsworthy - this is unlikely due to effective crisis management.

Despite the spread of the virus globally, there have been few, if any such incidents (people dying in the streets/mass sterilisation squads etc.) elsewhere in the world.

This propaganda was likely intended to frighten people around the world, including governments, so as to destabilise and cripple them whilst providing West Taiwan free reign to accelerate their progress toward being the world's superpower.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that 420 people dropped dead from covid in Tiananmen Square on their way home from work?"
Guy 2: "Oh you silly goose. That's just Communist covid propaganda! We all know no one has ever died in Tiananmen square"
by Souper Rare January 15, 2022
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