Agrohltery 

An act committed when your rockstar husband gets the best of you, and one by one demonstrates that they were the pretender and leaves you feeling low for everlong. And it's times like these that you want to breakout even though he says "I'll stick around" you tell him you can't make something from nothing and that you just have to let it die even though it was DOA. Even though he offers to give you enough space, there's no way back and you tell him that "I'm tired of you."

Also, just to be clear, the bloke fathered a child with another woman during extra marital relations.

Chad: "hey man, did you know that the drummer of that band had a baby with his mistress?"
Steven: "dude, really? Textbook case of Agrohltery."

Agrohltery by Souper Rare November 12, 2024