Soul_Driver's definitions

AOC

A self-righteous congresswoman whose populist rhetoric, purity circle jerks & grandstanding are doing more harm than good for the Democratic party.

James: Will AOC be President some day?

Alex: No, she wouldn't be able to win a statewide election in New York let alone a primary. She's useless other than being a lightning rod that energizes the GOP.

by Soul_Driver June 26, 2021

Model Mayhem

A networking site geared towards aspiring models and photographers. It would be a great site, but it has flaws that are enough to overlook the pros. It's EXTREMELY unprofessional. For starters, the moderators are always on their high-horse & they'll ban members without any kind of warning if you get into a political/soapbox argument on the forums (I fail to see the connection between off-topic arguments & expanding your portfolio). And there's alot of perverted photographers who lack talent that are only interested in finding attractive models to shoot nude (or nearly nude) for their own personal pleasures & provide no benefit for the model.

Overall, Model Mayhem sucks & avoid it like a plague! It's only a matter of time before the site crashes & burns (which it will).

Skeeter: I want to build a portfolio with some nice photos. I'll join Model Mayhem.

Homer: Don't. It's unprofessional & shitty. It's full of pervy photographers who just want to see you naked & idiot moderators who exert their power plays & punish you for name-calling on the forums.

Skeeter: Okay, nevermind. I don't have to join to know that site sucks cock

by Soul_Driver July 25, 2011

Cwy

A sarcastic way of saying "cry." Often used towards people are who complaining about something that doesn't really matter.

"Awww, are you gonna cwy??"

by Soul_Driver January 27, 2017

reddit

Confirmation bias in an nutshell

I love reddit. I need my echo chamber!

by Soul_Driver November 12, 2019

Brian Kemp

The incompetent piece of shit governor of Georgia that seriously needs to resign

Brian Kemp is just as much a Trumptard as Ron DeSantis

by Soul_Driver July 16, 2020

Johnnie Cochran

Scumbag lawyer who pulled out the race card and used fallacies to get a double murderer off scot-free.

Johnnie Cochran ignored the real issues to get O.J. Simpson off the hook.

by Soul_Driver June 22, 2016

Theranos

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.

I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!

by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019