Me: Yo Doug.
Doug: What it is?
Me: My sister brought a Hoese home last night. She was moaning hella loud. Ruined my game of COD.
Doug: Damn.
Doug: What it is?
Me: My sister brought a Hoese home last night. She was moaning hella loud. Ruined my game of COD.
Doug: Damn.
by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

Me: Man, Strider Hiryu, Wolverine, Cyclops, Magneto, Jin, and Captain Commando are such noob characters.
Doug: Don't forget M. Bison, Akuma, Ryu, Ken, and Guile.
Michael: Man. You guys are good at fighting games and hoopin? Come on,
Doug: Don't forget M. Bison, Akuma, Ryu, Ken, and Guile.
Michael: Man. You guys are good at fighting games and hoopin? Come on,
by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Me: Man, Michael. When Doug accidentally hit me right in the nuts yesterday with his basketball, that hurt bitchly.
Michael: Damn. And I though he was a real hooper.
Michael: Damn. And I though he was a real hooper.
by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

by Somewhat Schizo April 23, 2023

A weaboo but for France and all things French. Don't try to act like you've never met somebody like this.
by Somewhat Schizo August 04, 2024

by Somewhat Schizo October 27, 2021

When one basketball gets wedgied on the hoop, and so you shoot another ball at it, and happen to somehow make both balls.
Me: Dude, Michael. Did you see Doug the other day? He nailed the elusive double-bitch.
Michael: Damn. Doug is a real hooper.
Michael: Damn. Doug is a real hooper.
by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021
