Somewhat Schizo's definitions

PG&E

A company that ruins lives and kills people and then never pays their due recompense.

Me: Fuck PG&E.
Anyone who has a brain that lives on the West Coast: Yeah. Fuck 'em!

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Aguiliar

A chick who says she can sing Christina Aguilera songs but can't.

Doug: Dude, Michael, You shoulda seen karoake at the bar last night. This chick was an Aguiliar

by Somewhat Schizo September 19, 2021

Vasocktomy

Losing the ability to produce sperm cells due to excess masturbation.

Me: Yo, Dougie. The Mrs. wants a kid, but I'm infertile due to wanking it too much to Avril Lavigne.

Doug: That's called a vasocktomy.

by Somewhat Schizo July 30, 2023

Yearnation

The craving to be peed on.

She had the yearnation so I had to R. Kelly her.

by Somewhat Schizo October 28, 2022

Cana Dian

A Canadian that is even more of typical Canadian.

Me: Michael, Northenlion is no Canadian; he's Cana Dian.
Michael: How about Justin Bieber?

Me: Definitely.

by Somewhat Schizo September 19, 2021

noob character

A character specifically designed to be easier or more spammy for newer players in a fighting game.

Me: Man, Strider Hiryu, Wolverine, Cyclops, Magneto, Jin, and Captain Commando are such noob characters.

Doug: Don't forget M. Bison, Akuma, Ryu, Ken, and Guile.

Michael: Man. You guys are good at fighting games and hoopin? Come on,

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Bitchly

Another way to say "like a bitch."

Me: Man, Michael. When Doug accidentally hit me right in the nuts yesterday with his basketball, that hurt bitchly.

Michael: Damn. And I though he was a real hooper.

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021