Definitions by Somewhat Schizo

Ouiabeau

A weaboo but for France and all things French. Don't try to act like you've never met somebody like this.

Me: When I was in highschool I dated this chick that loved France. She was a ouiabeau.

Ouiabeau by Somewhat Schizo August 4, 2024

Shitbaby 

A racial slur for dark black people, used by both white people and light-skinned black people.

Demetrious: You, you seen Tyrone. Motherfucker like Wesley black. What a shitbaby.

Treyvon: Yeah, man. I know what you mean.

Shitbaby by Somewhat Schizo January 14, 2024

Vasocktomy 

Losing the ability to produce sperm cells due to excess masturbation.

Me: Yo, Dougie. The Mrs. wants a kid, but I'm infertile due to wanking it too much to Avril Lavigne.

Doug: That's called a vasocktomy.

Vasocktomy by Somewhat Schizo July 30, 2023

Adolt 

Someone who is not really an adult, but a grown up child.

Me. Doug, the way you are so immature makes me think you're an adolt.

Adolt by Somewhat Schizo July 30, 2023

Cogney 

Slang for cognac.

Me: Yo Mike, Dougie's comin over tonight. We gon be sippin on that Cogney. You in?
Mike: Hell yeah. I love Henny.

Cogney by Somewhat Schizo June 26, 2023

Hoedini 

A prostitute that vanishes gets the money up front and vanishes.

Me: Mike, I brought a prostitute back home last night, and after she got her money, she disappeared.

Mike: That was no prostitute. That was a Hoedini.

Hoedini by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

Raggedy 

An adjective to describe a woman that's on the rag.

Me: You, Mike. I was up at Dougie's sister's place again. I was tryna hit. But the bitch was raggedy. I was like "I fin leave." Y'know what I'm saying?

Michael: Yeah. Doug's sister is definitely bangable.

Raggedy by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023