Somewhat Schizo's definitions

Hoese

A latino gigolo.

Me: Yo Doug.
Doug: What it is?
Me: My sister brought a Hoese home last night. She was moaning hella loud. Ruined my game of COD.
Doug: Damn.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

Aguiliar

A chick who says she can sing Christina Aguilera songs but can't.

Doug: Dude, Michael, You shoulda seen karoake at the bar last night. This chick was an Aguiliar

by Somewhat Schizo September 19, 2021

Microwave Time

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food

Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.

by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

Poop Hoopin

Throwing extraneous trash into the trashcan while emptying your bowels.

Me: Yo, Doug. I'm so down to practice b-ball that I was even poop hoopin when I went to the bathroom.

Doug: Damn. That's some real dedication. Yo should try it out if you want to be a true hooper, Michael.

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Adolt

Someone who is not really an adult, but a grown up child.

Me. Doug, the way you are so immature makes me think you're an adolt.

by Somewhat Schizo July 30, 2023

Lildo

A small marital aide.

Me: Mike, I was at Dougie's sister's place, and I kid you not. This bitch had like 3 lildos on the nightstand. I was out.

Michael: Damn.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

Bitchly

Another way to say "like a bitch."

Me: Man, Michael. When Doug accidentally hit me right in the nuts yesterday with his basketball, that hurt bitchly.

Michael: Damn. And I though he was a real hooper.

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021