Hoese

A latino gigolo.

Me: Yo Doug.
Doug: What it is?
Me: My sister brought a Hoese home last night. She was moaning hella loud. Ruined my game of COD.
Doug: Damn.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

Poop Hoopin

Throwing extraneous trash into the trashcan while emptying your bowels.

Me: Yo, Doug. I'm so down to practice b-ball that I was even poop hoopin when I went to the bathroom.

Doug: Damn. That's some real dedication. Yo should try it out if you want to be a true hooper, Michael.

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Yearnation

The craving to be peed on.

She had the yearnation so I had to R. Kelly her.

by Somewhat Schizo October 28, 2022

Cana Dian

A Canadian that is even more of typical Canadian.

Me: Michael, Northenlion is no Canadian; he's Cana Dian.
Michael: How about Justin Bieber?

Me: Definitely.

by Somewhat Schizo September 19, 2021

Adolt

Someone who is not really an adult, but a grown up child.

Me. Doug, the way you are so immature makes me think you're an adolt.

by Somewhat Schizo July 30, 2023

Lildo

A small marital aide.

Me: Mike, I was at Dougie's sister's place, and I kid you not. This bitch had like 3 lildos on the nightstand. I was out.

Michael: Damn.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

Raggedy

An adjective to describe a woman that's on the rag.

Me: You, Mike. I was up at Dougie's sister's place again. I was tryna hit. But the bitch was raggedy. I was like "I fin leave." Y'know what I'm saying?

Michael: Yeah. Doug's sister is definitely bangable.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023