Mediocre

You wouldn't tell a guy he was mediocre at something like eating pussy. You would tell him look, you suck at this, go on YouTube and watch a video about how to eat a pussy. If you're still no good at it, you never will be, try doing something else.

The mediocre gunman didn't kill all his targets, but did get arrested quickly. His targets were glad he was just mediocre at what he did.

by Solid Mantis August 16, 2019

Mutt

An insulting way of calling a guy a hybrid. Calling somebody a mutt will turn an average Joe into a Joe Pesci and is likely to result in death.

The guy at the bar called the average Joe from the gym a mutt and wound up not waking up again in a six foot underground resting spot, ya dig?

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018

Queen bee

Someone who thinks the world revolves around them.

The queen bee child had not yet discovered that the world had never revolved around her in the first place, any more than it did anyone else.

by Solid Mantis December 01, 2020

Sawing

Cutting a guy in half with a saw as an execution.

They said he was half the man he used to be when they got done sawing him in half.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2018

Kevin Costner

A guy some of us have convinced ourselves we look like, despite not being related to or knowing Kevin Costner, or being told once in our life that we were his lookalike. If that's not weird enough, we have convinced ourselves that we have convinced females at work that we looked like Kevin Costner, and that she can't tell the difference between us and Kevin Costner, even injecting a sample the DNA of Kevin Costner into our own blood so that we cant tell the difference between ourselves and Kevin Costner.

Guy at work- No, no, I'm not Kevin Costner, I knew you were gonna say it like everyone else always does, I'm just me.

Girl at work- Somebody told you that you look like Kevin Costner?

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Weak and strong

Weak and strong is both weak and strong, rather than perfect.

I'd rather be weak and strong than just weak only. At least I got a little range without having to go get a rifle.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Pseudounbearable

Someone who wants you to think what they're doing is unbearable even though it's not. Someone who wants you to feel psychologically tired, rather than actually tired.

You're not unbearable, you're a pseudounbearable poser.

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2020