Solid Mantis's definitions

Shrimp dick

The kind of dick a masturliker has.

The guy keeps trying to show her his shrimp dick and she doesn't find that funny at all anymore.

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018

Shrimp dick

An asshole who doesn't laugh when you tell your friends to point and laugh at his shrimp dick is most likely not laughing because he really does have a shrimp dick.

That guy really does have a shrimp dick no wonder he's a masturliker!

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018

Behind the times

Somebody who hasn't moved on since 500 AD.

Clovis is now behind the times as a barbarian. He's so unsophisticated, uncivilized, and behind his time.

by Solid Mantis July 15, 2018

Result

Immediate results don't usually work out as well as some tell you they do.

She says she can get you results, but will you really want the results she's going to get you?

by Solid Mantis July 17, 2018

Camera vision

Eyes like a 24 hr surveillance camera at a convenience store and not like an eagle, more of a reptilian form of vision.

Nothing could distract her or make her camera vision lose focus.

by Solid Mantis July 17, 2018

Urban Thesaurus

There might as well be an urban thesaurus.

Urban thesaurus is where you go when you're not looking for a definition.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2018

Remote dictionary

For some reason, the definitions in remote dictionary are different than definitions in urban dictionary.

Tim couldn't even find anything about his remote in remote dictionary.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2018