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Coronavirus

Almost like something out of the movie I am Legend or Contagion, the major difference between ife and a movie being that there never was any such thing as normal human behavior to deteriorate from. People's lives were always dysfunctional before the pandemic, as they always will be. The normal people who always seem to want things to change and function more together are the ones you want to watch.
The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep eople from remaining as dysfunctional as they were before. They don't have to agree on anything, they don't have to get together or get anything together.
by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021
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Behind the times

Somebody who hasn't moved on since 500 AD.
Clovis is now behind the times as a barbarian. He's so unsophisticated, uncivilized, and behind his time.
by Solid Mantis July 15, 2018
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Hard

Building a fire was hard to the girl, she had always had to try hard at life and common sense, she said. She always felt like she had to give over one hundred percent at everything (and that everyone else did also), especially sports (but none of this came from any authority figure or family member actually instilling this idea in her at a young age). She also thought she had to make everyone else's life difficult in the process.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
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Suicide

A drink with all the sodas mixed together. Posted on urban dictionary until small town dictionary can be found.
Where do you get a suicide now? When you ask about it, they stick you in a hospital now.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2018
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Temporary problem

A problem that lasts no longer than a lifespan.
One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem, since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.
by Solid Mantis October 20, 2020
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Hilltop

A person too good or too rich to be caught or seen down the hill is hilltop.
Yea, he don't fuck with me. You know Bryan is hilltop now.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
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Sawn asunder

Sawed in half by 2 guys, usually hanging with the head down and feet up.
Leroy thought the guy might want to have him sawn asunder, but the guy really just wanted to jigsaw Leroy's head a little bit.
by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019
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