SoSlightlyScarlet's definitions
/ənˈfəkər/
noun
Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.
noun
Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.
Darn it, I accidentally told him I loved him when I was drunk and now he won't return my texts. I need to hire a relationship unfucker.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020
Get the unfuckermug. by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020
Get the snatch quackmug. /ˈevəl/
adjective
Irredeemably and irrevokably immoral and cruel.
noun
Irredeemable and irrevocable wickedness.
adjective
Irredeemably and irrevokably immoral and cruel.
noun
Irredeemable and irrevocable wickedness.
I'll never forgive her for stealing my diary and posting it online. It wasn't just mean, it was evel.
Don't date him, girl, he's evel to the core and will never change.
Don't date him, girl, he's evel to the core and will never change.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020
Get the evelmug. /fəkˈhetəˌboutīt/
verb
To cease (or to cause someone to cease) thinking about something by engaging in sexual activity.
verb
To cease (or to cause someone to cease) thinking about something by engaging in sexual activity.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 25, 2020
Get the fuckhetaboutitmug. /ˈspīsɡərl/
noun
A woman who engages in consensual, safe, casual sex with multiple partners purely for fun.
noun
A woman who engages in consensual, safe, casual sex with multiple partners purely for fun.
My best friends are all Spice Girls - they're way more interesting and entertaining than my annoyingly monogamous friends.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020
Get the Spice Girlmug. /THəˈrifik/
adjective
Feeling as if the Norse god Thor is applying his hammer to inflict severe emotional distress.
adjective
Feeling as if the Norse god Thor is applying his hammer to inflict severe emotional distress.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020
Get the Thorrificmug. /kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkātiNG/
adjective
Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.
verb
/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/
To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.
adjective
Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.
verb
/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/
To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.
My boss is threatened by me, so he gives me confusimicating directives in the hope that I'll slip up.
When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.
When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020
Get the confusimicatingmug.