Snoopy Pugh's definitions

hospice

death accelerator; for profit service which purportedly provides compassionate and joyous end of life care in which death is hastened by a combination of powerful sedatives, lack of food and water, and a complete sense of hopelessness

Granny's family was eager for her large inheritance. Granny was enrolled in hospice given her diagnoses of cataracts and dry skin, and she died 2 days later.

by Snoopy Pugh August 11, 2009

extenze

A pill that causes freakish and gargantuan erections.

After my man took extenze, his penis was so large that when I saw it I laughed, and when I sat on it I cried.

by Snoopy Pugh August 11, 2009

splitfire

a female spitfire; a female who is very active and motivated

Alexis is always on the ball, a real splitfire.

by Snoopy Pugh April 17, 2008

reverse cowboy

sexual position involving two men: one lying supine and the other on top facing away

He does a mean reverse cowboy

by Snoopy Pugh April 17, 2008

cherry bomb

a smoking hot female; female with a fine ass; beautiful curvaceous ass

Yo Athena, bring your cherry bomb self over to my crib so I can tap that ass

by Snoopy Pugh April 17, 2008

vitter

hypocrite who espouses family values yet indulges in high-class escorts - such as David Vitter, Louisiana senator

That dude's a vitter man - hitting'em with the Viagra on Saturday and preaching on Sunday

by Snoopy Pugh April 17, 2008

wide bathroom stance

an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters

What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.

by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008