wide bathroom stance

an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters

What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

Dirty Davis

a technique usually employed during the rear entry sexual position in which a man places his finger in his own ass and then rubs his finger along the upper lip of his unsuspecting partner; variant of the Dirty Sanchez

Yo dude, I gave Lindsay a Dirty Davis last night and the mamma went buck wild. She was a mad ride

by Snoopy Pugh April 25, 2012

mooner

an individual who regularly exposes his ass in public - expressing a latent homosexual desire for anoreceptivity

I heard Sigmund Freud was a mooner during his medical training

by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008

run thrust

the awkward and hilarious motion of a horny male dog as he both runs and thrusts after a bitch in heat

Yo, look at Atlas get his run thrust on

by Snoopy Pugh April 27, 2008

reverse cowsit

reverse cowgirl in which the woman is too heavy to move in an optimally pleasing manner

Damn gurl, give me that reverse cowsit, I mean cowgirl, with that phat ass

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

cherry bomb

a smoking hot female; female with a fine ass; beautiful curvaceous ass

Yo Athena, bring your cherry bomb self over to my crib so I can tap that ass

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

gradu

substance a young child cheerfully picks out of his father's belly button

Junior, I've got a present for you - some gradu in my belly button.

by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008