Snake's definitions

George W Bush

A man whose idea of freeing people is to blow them up. Since coming to power he has managed to invade 2 countries for pure profit. Before September 11th, spent 46% of his time on holiday. America would be better off with a monkey in charge.

Today President Bush said he was going to devaluate the Yen, causing a stock market panic. Apparently he meant deflate.

by Snake May 9, 2005

Kiaora

A drink concentrate that, when added to water, creates some kind of orange drink. Too orangey for crows.

Crow: Kiaora!
Kid: It's too orangey for crows. It's just for me and my dog.
Crow: I'll be your dog. (Starts barking)

by Snake May 5, 2005

Ballygobackwards

A small village in the middle of nowhere where most inhabitants are farmers. Bally taken from Baile, the Irish word for town.

Denis was depressed because he lived in a Ballygobackwards.

by Snake April 25, 2005

sock puppets

Homer Simpson's greatest fear

"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"

by Snake April 25, 2005

Generic Boyfriend

The scourge of all other men. These are usually guys who have that designer stubble and floppy haircut. For whatever reason, these guys always seem to have beaten you to the girl you're after by about 3 years. Since a lot of these guys are based on the same template, the term Generic Boyfriend is most suitable.

See also Metrosexual and Brad Pitt

"Hey, that girl's cute."
"Forget it, man. She's got one of those Generic Boyfriends."
"Not again!"

by Snake April 14, 2005

saa

Short for the Colt Single Action Army, a .45 calibre revolver.

This is the Colt Single Action Army, the greatest handgun ever made. Six bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves.

by Snake April 5, 2005

Slacking

1. To not work for long periods of time.

i've beeen slacking all day

by Snake March 20, 2005