SnaKe's definitions

Fat body

1 A person Male or Female who likes food too much, does not excercise, and generally lays around plaing video games all damn day.

2 A person who excercises but to no avail as they won't give up their damn cheetos and chocolate cakes.

So and so is a total fat body. They never ever try to excercise or diet.

Good lord if that fat body gains any moew weight I'll just have to kill myself.

You are not allowed to eat jelly donuts because you are a disgusting fat body!

by Snake December 2, 2004

camelot

King Arthur's castle. A rather silly place.

We're knights of the round table,
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes,
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot

We're knights of the round table.
Our shows are formidable.
So many times,
We give them rhymes,
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm-a-lot.

In war, we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests,
We sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.

I have to push the pram-a-lot.

by Snake March 7, 2005

Asterisk RP

Asterisk RP: Like normal Roleplaying, but the use of asterisks at the beginning and end of the post, signifying that a post has been made.

*submits a definition to Urban Dictionary about Asterisk RP*

by Snake June 18, 2006

Ireland

A country with a rich culture and heritage, plus lots of drinking. Stereotyped by the world as being farmers and leprechauns (That accent that Richard Gere uses in the Jackal actually does not exist)

Oppressed for centuries and today divided, we are now ruled by corrupt politicians who are more interested in the contents of their next brown envelope than the welfare of the country.

Yes, despite all that, I'm proud to be Irish.

by Snake January 15, 2005

Laguna Loire

Secondary main character from Final Fantasy 8. Is playable in dream sequences and gets a much better fight theme than the main game. Was in the army with Kiros and Ward, but left to become a freelance journalist and eventually, president of Esthar.

Though not mentioned directly in the game, he is Squall's father.

Squall:.........Whatever.
Laguna: I am your father!
Squall: No!! It cannot be........whatever.

by Snake July 7, 2005

Metal Gear

A bipedal tank, capable of launching nuclear missles from anywhere on the face of the planet. Its earliest incarnation was the Shagohod, a tank which, using rocket boosters and about 3 miles of runway, was designed to launch ICBMs. This was destroyed in 1964 during Operation Snake Eater. Metal Gear as we know it today surfaced in 1995 in Outer Heaven, ironically in use by the man who destroyed its earlier model, Big Boss. After being destroyed, another Metal Gear appeared in Zanzibar land. After Solid Snake destroyed it and killed his father, he retired, until 6 years later, the US government decided to build their own model, REX. Liquid Snake and the rest of FOXHOUND took control of the Shadow Moses facility until Solid Snake destroyed it. After that, various models began turning up around the world.

Metal Gear! It can't be!

by Snake March 15, 2005

grungers

The mortal enemy of the Scobe. Like the scobe, can generally be seen wearing a hoody. Except that instead of Nike, Addidas or some stupid rapper, it will advertise Kurt Cobain, or some metal band. Generally wearing baggy pants and long hair that always needs a wash, they do share one interest with the scobe. Hash.

Most grungers become grungers because they claim to not wish to conform to trends. However, in doing so the grungers themselves have become conformists. The only basic difference is the type of music they listen to.

The grungers were hanging around asking for skins.

by Snake January 10, 2006