Smooax's definitions

watermelon high

Getting smashed by eating alcohol soaked watermelon

Chanelle lost consciousness after going too hard in pursuit of a watermelon high!

by Smooax September 1, 2020

pubie blanket

A predominantly beige coloured blanket found in the wardrobe of most hotel rooms. The dominant characteristics of a pubie blanket is that it is infrequently or never washed, is embedded with a numerous pubic hairs (hence it’s name) and adorned with a variety of stains (often crusty).

Mette lay on the pubie blanket she had coveted from her hotel room. Her ever curious mind racing to analyze and identify the most likely source of each of the blanket’s stains.

by Smooax August 31, 2020

sacangst

The nervous angst felt prior to sitting a SAC.
Exasperation is further heightened by the knowledge that by the time it is scored, ranked, reviewed and bell curved it may have a negligible impact on your final ATAR score.

Holly’s sacangst was undeniable as I drove her to school to sit another SAC.

by Smooax August 31, 2020

bouchaburp

A tasty fermented burp that results from slamming down a kombucha beverage.

Tim “Mmmm that bouchaburp be naturally tasty.

Hey dude, does it smell as good as it tastes?

by Smooax August 31, 2020

Sockarrhea

When you you shit out a sock

My hungry puppy just had a bad case of sockarrhea

by Smooax August 30, 2020

Signature move

Your own unique dance move that you break out on special occasions to bring joy to your mates.

It’s not a party unless Cheryl rocks her signature move.

by Smooax August 30, 2020

Soccarrhoea

Experiencing diarrhoea while playing soccer.

After drinking too many G and T ‘s the night before, Ash went in hard for a tackle and felt some soccarrhoea escape.

by Smooax August 29, 2020