chasing the mona

Forever chasing the high you got from your first trip to Mona

An air of melancholy surrounded Mette as she lay in the park on a pubie blanket. She wasn’t quite ready to acknowledge to Max that she might forever be chasing the Mona

by Smooax September 03, 2020

bouchaburp

A tasty fermented burp that results from slamming down a kombucha beverage.

Tim “Mmmm that bouchaburp be naturally tasty.

Hey dude, does it smell as good as it tastes?

by Smooax August 31, 2020

toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.

Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.

by Smooax September 04, 2020

sacangst

The nervous angst felt prior to sitting a SAC.
Exasperation is further heightened by the knowledge that by the time it is scored, ranked, reviewed and bell curved it may have a negligible impact on your final ATAR score.

Holly’s sacangst was undeniable as I drove her to school to sit another SAC.

by Smooax August 31, 2020

Signature move

Your own unique dance move that you break out on special occasions to bring joy to your mates.

It’s not a party unless Cheryl rocks her signature move.

by Smooax August 30, 2020

Sockarrhea

When you you shit out a sock

My hungry puppy just had a bad case of sockarrhea

by Smooax August 30, 2020

watermelon high

Getting smashed by eating alcohol soaked watermelon

Chanelle lost consciousness after going too hard in pursuit of a watermelon high!

by Smooax September 01, 2020