Smitty's definitions

douch

an expression used whn an object forcfully comes into contact with another, or a bad turn of events
also see "douchbabba"

to cars are speeding towards eachother
....."DOUCHE"
more homework? thats a douche!

by Smitty June 4, 2003

Danger Chode

The Danger Chode was born and raised in the bay area. He studied at the prestigious Antioch High School, the school that would forge his destiny. By day the Danger Chode attends Sacramento State, posing as an ordinary student named DC. By night the Danger Chode patrols the streets looking for women in need of partially satisfying sexual pleasure that only a Chode can provide.

The Danger Chode can really skin the sides, but he just can’t hit the cervix the way I like it.

by Smitty March 29, 2005

Cone-ing

the act of One person in a group craving ice cream so much that the say out loud, we need to do a cone-ing, then piling as many people in to your car and going to get Ice cream as fast as you can

It is time for a cone-ing!

by smitty August 15, 2004

fatty

one who is grossly obese and has a mass that is real big ya heard me

Hey fatty you ate up all the snacks

by smitty May 6, 2004

bong rips

smoking pot out of a bong

smitty is ripped he took like ten bong rips.

by smitty September 17, 2003

Lydelled

To have your porn confiscated by another.

Dude, I hate some sweet mpegs of japanese puke swapping whores, but my wife found and lydelled them.

by Smitty April 1, 2003

chatro'

contraction for Chatropolis.com

Chatropolis is a semi-free, XXX chat site that has some very depraved individuals and a wide collection of topical rooms to entertain them.

They're very old school with the scrolling Java text interface, scrolling conversations, incessant spam-bots, and 25 person per room limits. Some kind souls use these rooms to submit pornographic .jpgs and .gif for an impromptu slide show.

"I need mindbleach from talking to the perv's on Chatro'."

"Chatro' has rooms for most every perversion, except snuff."

"I wish that the newbies would learn to 'Privately Whisper' if they're going to send a one line come-on to every person in the room."

by Smitty May 23, 2008