Definitions by Smitty

Lydelled 

To have your porn confiscated by another.

Dude, I hate some sweet mpegs of japanese puke swapping whores, but my wife found and lydelled them.

Lydelled by Smitty April 1, 2003

pre-game theatre (tay-aht) 

When you play a sport (e.g. basketball) at your highschool and you hook up (sexually) with a young lady friend some where in the school before the game.

Named after the French word for theatre where it is so easy to get laid in most schools.

I hit 20 tonight cause I got me a little pre-game theatre.

pre-game theatre (tay-aht) by Smitty February 25, 2003

self-first 

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

self-first by Smitty February 24, 2003

bros befo hoes

the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first

Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes

or

Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!

bros befo hoes by Smitty February 24, 2003

Butt Naked 

e.g. Strip Club

Fo ya Bachelor Party we are heading out to the Butt Naked, then back to the lab for the post game.

Butt Naked by Smitty February 24, 2003

lab

the starting and/or ending place before/after a night on the town

Let's head back to the lab and call it a night.

lab by Smitty February 24, 2003

DWGN 

Dirty White Girl Night - The code word used when you are around people who don't need to know that you are planning on hooking up with easy White girls for the evening.

Yo, Playa, this weekend we'll have DWGN on Friday and then go out to the Butt Naked on Saturday.

DWGN by Smitty February 24, 2003