Smitty's definitions

sloth

a broadski that wheres too much makeup. often hangs around hockey rinks and is the rink managers daughter.

hey johnny i banged that sloth last night after the game

by smitty March 29, 2005

gay basher

One who takes part in the bashing of the entire homosexual culture.

Hey I've got two gay basher friends.

by smitty May 6, 2004

lab

the starting and/or ending place before/after a night on the town

Let's head back to the lab and call it a night.

by Smitty February 24, 2003

self-first

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

by Smitty February 24, 2003

DWGN

Dirty White Girl Night - The code word used when you are around people who don't need to know that you are planning on hooking up with easy White girls for the evening.

Yo, Playa, this weekend we'll have DWGN on Friday and then go out to the Butt Naked on Saturday.

by Smitty February 24, 2003

NED

Annoying, scrawny, know-it-alls, who always answeer a question (even when you are not asking them directly), and seem to have a vast knowledge of the most pointless, useless shit you could not even imagine exsisted

what a NED might say-"Well, the clothes pin was invented in........"

by smitty August 15, 2004

thug thizzle

Doing your thang. Putting your mack down.

Playboy, I'm just out here doing my thug thizzle

by Smitty February 24, 2003