anita

A name that when said slowly it sounds like "I-Need-A"
Person 1: Hey, wassup!
Person 2: Oh man,

Anita: Hey peeps
Person 1: Hey Anita.
Person 2: I NEEDA DO HOMEWORK!
Anita: wtf?!?
by I NEEDA March 24, 2010
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she is slower than rolling a box of bricks on a flat road. she takes about 2.5 minutes to understand a simple joke and by the time she gets it its not even funny. A certified joke stealer and really, R E A L L Y slow. Sucks at delivering comebacks that are original or just funny in general. Never fails to loose an argument and over posts on her spam.
my cars really anita rn
by OllieIsDumb June 29, 2020
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aka anithor or juanita. one of the gods in the natysm religion, representing the avanti sect. she's the spouse of jeffrey the great.
i prayed to juanita today, asking for lots of avanti
by lexpumas December 28, 2021
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Anita is just plain amazing! She's not so girly but she's natural beauty. She's sweet, funny, cute, and smart. Her smile is undeniable. She can be a beezy at times when you piss her off but other than that, she's a keeper. She's usually shy but then shows herself once you get to know her better. She always doubts herself but this goof is one of a kind and anyone who has her in her life is damn well lucky!
You're lucky to have Anita!

Anita is everything I've ever wanted in a girl!

Anita is so perfect!
by pandasftw July 02, 2011
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The most perfect girl in the universe. Shes funny smart beautiful and the coolest and most amazing girl you'll ever meet. If you are ever lucky enough to date one you should never let her go. The reason being that that they are very rare and one of a kind. Side effects of being near her include uncontrollable happiness a distinct feeling of being unworthy and or undeserving of her company and a disbelief that someone this amazing could even exist.

man 1: dude i'm dating Anita
man 2: you lucky son of a bitch
man 1: damn straight
by lithium666blaze April 23, 2009
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Very stubborn and adamant...mostly short and light skinned, she tends to be a lot distracted by boys and can be so mad a little errors
She is so Anita
by Erio March 14, 2018
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The most amazing, awesomest, funniest, sexiest, beautiful, intelligent, courageous, caring, gorgeous, active girl alive. If you are ever lucky enough to meet an Anita you will be blessed for the rest of your life. Anitas are fun, active, creative, hyper, smart (but don't like to show it all the time), and amazing kissers. Anitas are really great gals.
Dude 1-hey sup oh my god whose that sexii beast
Dude 2-thats anita shes smokin'
Dude 1-shes sexi as hell shes beautiful too
Dude 2-I'm dating her
Dude 1-Lucky bastard
by Coryylito!!!! November 11, 2009
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