Smith's definitions

rug rat

A piece of smelly shit lying on a carpet.

damnit! i just stepped in a rug rat!

by smith July 27, 2004

Monstrosity

n 1. A Blunt object used to knock out unsuspecting females by smacking them in the forehead.
n 2. Dave Irwins Penis

v. After jizzing on her face make sure to use the monstrosity to put her ass to sleep.
n. I swear the monstrosity was not hard in smith's pool.

by Smith March 17, 2005

Kracker

This term is said to have originated in England before the 16th century, refering to the lower class whose diet primarily consisted of "crackers", actually biscuits. Many of their descendants were sent to the Georgia penal colony, hence "Georgia crackers." White people had invented this name for themselves before the first slave was brought to America, although it is still in use today by mostly older blacks referring to whites.

Your boss is such a kracker

by Smith April 17, 2005

patriots

best team in the nfl, end of story

the pats killed the panthers in the superbowl

by Smith August 15, 2004

BLQ

A numeric system based on a sliding scale that determines one's tendency towards homosexuality.

After a night of fun with his pejector at Rascals, jaxxor's BLQ peaked at a whopping 17.854, thus rendering him homo.

by Smith December 3, 2003

lawn gnome

A demented porn zealot with a big shoe and a Napoleon complex. See Todd.

My pseudovisor at work was a punk-ass lawn gnome.

by Smith November 20, 2003

fargot

A homosexual, much like jaxxor and Van Cleve.

my $fargot = 'Van Cleve';

if($fargot == 'Van Cleve')
{
print('Van Cleve is a fargot.');
}

by Smith December 17, 2004