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Acronym, Butthole Lubrication Quotient. A scoring system to determine the slipperiness of a starfish.
I heard that jaxxor is a complete man-slut. His BLQ is probably like 9 or 10.
by Lethargic Lad November 22, 2003
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A numeric system based on a sliding scale that determines one's tendency towards homosexuality.
After a night of fun with his pejector at Rascals, jaxxor's BLQ peaked at a whopping 17.854, thus rendering him homo.
by Smith December 03, 2003
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The most badass QUAD ever. Its not a gang, its a QUAD. Made up of Snowflake, JG3, Lil' Franklin, and Bull (who is in the stink). They are just overall awesome in every way and will dance after stabbing yo ass.
Hot girl #1 " Hey girl did you hear about BLQ? " Hot girl #2 " Yeah they are total badasses"
by LIL' Franklin May 09, 2012
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