Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna come to my place during lunch hour and motorboat my soft puffy breast's?
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!
by SlopNChop February 20, 2017
Craig : So are we goin to party hard tonight?
Chad : You bet Sinco de drinko at Kiersten's place!
Craig : Hell yeah we are going to get so fucked up!
Chad : Yeah I can't wait to pound some pussy all her friends are going to be there too!
Craig : Sinco de drinko WHOOOOO!
Chad : You bet Sinco de drinko at Kiersten's place!
Craig : Hell yeah we are going to get so fucked up!
Chad : Yeah I can't wait to pound some pussy all her friends are going to be there too!
Craig : Sinco de drinko WHOOOOO!
by SlopNChop May 05, 2017
Jake : Wow there is nothing on tv tonight I'm so bored!
Kiersten : Well how about I tickle your balls, tug & squeeze your dick slobber all over it then you can stick it in my pussy & anus and fill me up with your warm sticky love goo!
Jake : O God Damn!
Kiersten : Oh yes you will score a Grand Slam now drop your drawers big boy!
Jake : Woooo! Play Ball!
Kiersten : Well how about I tickle your balls, tug & squeeze your dick slobber all over it then you can stick it in my pussy & anus and fill me up with your warm sticky love goo!
Jake : O God Damn!
Kiersten : Oh yes you will score a Grand Slam now drop your drawers big boy!
Jake : Woooo! Play Ball!
by SlopNChop December 10, 2017
Chad like's to Kiss Kiersten's beautiful face and lick her tight pussy lips!
Chad was buying some towels at Kohl's when he ran into Jim next thing you know they shared a Kiss!
Chad likes to Kiss his boss Jim's ass at work and fuck it in his bedroom!
Chad was buying some towels at Kohl's when he ran into Jim next thing you know they shared a Kiss!
Chad likes to Kiss his boss Jim's ass at work and fuck it in his bedroom!
by SlopNChop December 30, 2016
Kiersten : Chad where are you at you were supposed to stop by my place on your way home and fuck me?
Chad : Sorry I ran into Jess at the market and she wanted to try out these new condom's with extra ribs on them!
Kiersten : WHAT!!!!
Chad : Sorry I ran into Jess at the market and she wanted to try out these new condom's with extra ribs on them!
Kiersten : WHAT!!!!
by SlopNChop December 06, 2016
Kiersten : Oh Jake last night was amazing your super hard cock really rocked my pussy!
Jake : I wish I could just kiss you all day long fuck this work shit!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit messin around and get some work done!
Kiersten : Jake wore me out last night in bed sorry were are a little sluggish!
Chad : Don't piss me off BITCH!
Jake : Hey you can't call my girl that and by the way there's a huge Booger hanging out of your nose!
Kiersten : Ohh It's all green and slimy LOL!
Chad : MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh that's fuckin gross!
Chad : Yeah like watchin you two make out get the work or your FIRED!
Jake : Whatever you say Booger breath!
Jake : I wish I could just kiss you all day long fuck this work shit!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit messin around and get some work done!
Kiersten : Jake wore me out last night in bed sorry were are a little sluggish!
Chad : Don't piss me off BITCH!
Jake : Hey you can't call my girl that and by the way there's a huge Booger hanging out of your nose!
Kiersten : Ohh It's all green and slimy LOL!
Chad : MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh that's fuckin gross!
Chad : Yeah like watchin you two make out get the work or your FIRED!
Jake : Whatever you say Booger breath!
by SlopNChop May 20, 2017
Chad : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Damn Riley your so sexy I love kissing you!
Riley : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Oh Chad are you going to cum for me Huh! Huh!
Chad : Oh Yeah! My dick's so hard! (pop)
Riley : Did you just Fart?
Chad : Yeah but it was just a mini Fart! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! (splat)
Riley : Ok that was no mini Fart! Oh god damn that smells bad GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : Don't worry about It baby im about to cum Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahh (splatttt) Oops!
Riley : YOU BASTARD! YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER MY SHEETS AND LEGS! GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!
Chad : Who cares it's just shit! Oh baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED YOU SMELLY ASSHOLE! NOW!!!!
Chad : FINE! (sniff) (sniff) AHHHHHh! AHHHHHHH! (wipe)
Riley : Did you just sniff my panties cum on them and wipe your ass with them?
Chad : Uh Yeah did you really expect me to leave without some pleasure! (splat) Take that BITCH!
Riley : OH FUCK! Not another Fart HELP SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!
Chad : (splat) (splat) (splat)
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
Riley : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Oh Chad are you going to cum for me Huh! Huh!
Chad : Oh Yeah! My dick's so hard! (pop)
Riley : Did you just Fart?
Chad : Yeah but it was just a mini Fart! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! (splat)
Riley : Ok that was no mini Fart! Oh god damn that smells bad GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : Don't worry about It baby im about to cum Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahh (splatttt) Oops!
Riley : YOU BASTARD! YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER MY SHEETS AND LEGS! GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!
Chad : Who cares it's just shit! Oh baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED YOU SMELLY ASSHOLE! NOW!!!!
Chad : FINE! (sniff) (sniff) AHHHHHh! AHHHHHHH! (wipe)
Riley : Did you just sniff my panties cum on them and wipe your ass with them?
Chad : Uh Yeah did you really expect me to leave without some pleasure! (splat) Take that BITCH!
Riley : OH FUCK! Not another Fart HELP SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!
Chad : (splat) (splat) (splat)
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
by SlopNChop January 10, 2019