Kiersten : Oh Jake last night was amazing your super hard cock really rocked my pussy!
Jake : I wish I could just kiss you all day long fuck this work shit!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit messin around and get some work done!
Kiersten : Jake wore me out last night in bed sorry were are a little sluggish!
Chad : Don't piss me off BITCH!
Jake : Hey you can't call my girl that and by the way there's a huge Booger hanging out of your nose!
Kiersten : Ohh It's all green and slimy LOL!
Chad : MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh that's fuckin gross!
Chad : Yeah like watchin you two make out get the work or your FIRED!
Jake : Whatever you say Booger breath!
Jake : I wish I could just kiss you all day long fuck this work shit!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit messin around and get some work done!
Kiersten : Jake wore me out last night in bed sorry were are a little sluggish!
Chad : Don't piss me off BITCH!
Jake : Hey you can't call my girl that and by the way there's a huge Booger hanging out of your nose!
Kiersten : Ohh It's all green and slimy LOL!
Chad : MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh that's fuckin gross!
Chad : Yeah like watchin you two make out get the work or your FIRED!
Jake : Whatever you say Booger breath!
by SlopNChop May 20, 2017
Chad : Wow Michelle your little leg's are so smooth! Ahhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad I love when you rub them it feels so good!
Chad : Mmm! I love to Lick them too! La! La! La!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad sorry im late I'll start dinner! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Chad : Mmm! Im Licking Michelle's cute little legs! Ahhh!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever Lick my legs? (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Uh gross!
Michelle : Yeah go shave your legs so gross!
Chad : Oh Michelle I love your cute little socks they smell so good! Ahhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad Lick them!
Chad : Mmm! Workout Sweat!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever Lick my socks after I workout? (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Probably cause you never workout! (LOL)
Chad : Spread you legs baby Mmm! (LA LA LA)
Michelle : Oh Chad I love when you Lick my pussy!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever Lick my pussy? (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Why don't you go cook me and my guest some dinner and quit you damn crying!
Michelle : Yeah get lost bitch Oh Chad I wanna Lick your dick!
Chad : Oh baby im gonna take you in the bedroom and fuck the shit out of you!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever fuck the shit out of me? (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Oh Chad I love when you rub them it feels so good!
Chad : Mmm! I love to Lick them too! La! La! La!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad sorry im late I'll start dinner! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Chad : Mmm! Im Licking Michelle's cute little legs! Ahhh!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever Lick my legs? (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Uh gross!
Michelle : Yeah go shave your legs so gross!
Chad : Oh Michelle I love your cute little socks they smell so good! Ahhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad Lick them!
Chad : Mmm! Workout Sweat!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever Lick my socks after I workout? (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Probably cause you never workout! (LOL)
Chad : Spread you legs baby Mmm! (LA LA LA)
Michelle : Oh Chad I love when you Lick my pussy!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever Lick my pussy? (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Why don't you go cook me and my guest some dinner and quit you damn crying!
Michelle : Yeah get lost bitch Oh Chad I wanna Lick your dick!
Chad : Oh baby im gonna take you in the bedroom and fuck the shit out of you!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever fuck the shit out of me? (sniff) (sniff)
by SlopNChop November 23, 2018
Craig : Wow Kiersten's wearing Skinny Jeans today!
Chad : Wouldn't you love to just pass by her and slap her in the ass!
Steve : Hey guy's check it out got my new Skinny Jeans on I feel just like Luke Bryan!
Chad : Get lost dip shit were were getting off on Kiersten!
Steve : Come on Chad dance with me Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's My Kind Of Night!
Chad : Quit rubbing your ass in my crotch!
Steve : Can't help it it's my Skinny Jeans they make me feel so sexy! Come on Country Boy Shake It For Me!
Kiersten : O God why don't you two get a room!
Craig : LOL!
Chad : God Damn't Steve get your fuckin Skinny Jean ass away from me!
Chad : Wouldn't you love to just pass by her and slap her in the ass!
Steve : Hey guy's check it out got my new Skinny Jeans on I feel just like Luke Bryan!
Chad : Get lost dip shit were were getting off on Kiersten!
Steve : Come on Chad dance with me Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's My Kind Of Night!
Chad : Quit rubbing your ass in my crotch!
Steve : Can't help it it's my Skinny Jeans they make me feel so sexy! Come on Country Boy Shake It For Me!
Kiersten : O God why don't you two get a room!
Craig : LOL!
Chad : God Damn't Steve get your fuckin Skinny Jean ass away from me!
by SlopNChop November 08, 2017
Katie : Did Chad treat you good in his bed last night?
Kiersten: He did he fucked me so hard I had a Poogasm all over his wife's clean sheets!
Katie : I bet she liked cleaning up that mess this morning!
Kiersten : For Sure that bitch better not be fuckin my man anytime soon!
Kiersten: He did he fucked me so hard I had a Poogasm all over his wife's clean sheets!
Katie : I bet she liked cleaning up that mess this morning!
Kiersten : For Sure that bitch better not be fuckin my man anytime soon!
by SlopNChop January 04, 2017
Kaylee : So did you and Chad have fun last night?
Kiersten : We did Chad fucked me so hard and it was oh so good!
Kaylee: I bet you guy's woke up to Sticky Sheets this morning too!
Kiersten : Oh yes but that's his wife's problem!
Kaylee : Wish I had a maid to clean my Sticky Sheets!
Kiersten : We did Chad fucked me so hard and it was oh so good!
Kaylee: I bet you guy's woke up to Sticky Sheets this morning too!
Kiersten : Oh yes but that's his wife's problem!
Kaylee : Wish I had a maid to clean my Sticky Sheets!
by SlopNChop January 08, 2017
Craig : Wow look's like Jake's enjoying A Golden Hour with Kiersten again!
Chad : Yeah I remember my Golden Hours with Kiersten she would caress me face with her locks as I fucked her in the ass then she would wrap it around my cock til I came all over it!
Steve : Hey guy's check out my new blonde wig isn't it sexy!
Chad : Oh Wow! Hey Steve would you like to join me in my office I need a Golden Hour so my dick can get hard!
Steve : Ok but only if I can suck on it once it get's hard!
Chad : Uh Yeah that's the point!
Kaylee : Hey where's Steve & Chad going?
Craig : Chad's going to enjoy a Golden Hour with Steve's new wig then Steve get's to suck his hard dick!
Kaylee : Uh that's disgusting!
Craig : Yeah no kidding!
Chad : Yeah I remember my Golden Hours with Kiersten she would caress me face with her locks as I fucked her in the ass then she would wrap it around my cock til I came all over it!
Steve : Hey guy's check out my new blonde wig isn't it sexy!
Chad : Oh Wow! Hey Steve would you like to join me in my office I need a Golden Hour so my dick can get hard!
Steve : Ok but only if I can suck on it once it get's hard!
Chad : Uh Yeah that's the point!
Kaylee : Hey where's Steve & Chad going?
Craig : Chad's going to enjoy a Golden Hour with Steve's new wig then Steve get's to suck his hard dick!
Kaylee : Uh that's disgusting!
Craig : Yeah no kidding!
by SlopNChop March 31, 2018
Staci : Thanks for taking me to Red Lobster Mark!
Mark : No problem anything for a beautiful girl like you!
Staci : Awe your so sweet so how are your Planet Fitness gym's doing!
Mark : Uh they are doing great yeah too bad my ex wife got one in the divorce but at least I still got two more!
Staci : Wow I bet your loaded with cash!
Mark : Uh yeah im so rich I don't even have to work just manage my gym's!
Kiersten : Wow Mark what the hell are you doing here are you sure you can afford this place?
Staci : Of coarse he can he's rich!
Kiersten : Well last time I checked he was broke and working at my Big Lot's store for Minimum Wage!
Staci : BROKE You work at Big Lot's for Minimum Wage?
Mark : Well three bitches trapped me into getting them pregnant and ruined my life!
Staci : So what was I going to get when you got me pregnant you Minimum Wage loser!
Kiersten : Probably his bicycle LOL! Oh Mark I hope you don't try to skip the check cause I know where you work!
Mark : Soo wanna go back to my apartment and help me use this condom!
Staci : Uhh HELL NO why don't you get another job cause your Minimum Wage won't cover the food you ordered here GOODBYE!
Mark : MOTHER FUCK I hate Minimum Wage!
Steve : Hey Mark I still like you I make Minimum Wage too! (wink)
Mark : FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Mark : No problem anything for a beautiful girl like you!
Staci : Awe your so sweet so how are your Planet Fitness gym's doing!
Mark : Uh they are doing great yeah too bad my ex wife got one in the divorce but at least I still got two more!
Staci : Wow I bet your loaded with cash!
Mark : Uh yeah im so rich I don't even have to work just manage my gym's!
Kiersten : Wow Mark what the hell are you doing here are you sure you can afford this place?
Staci : Of coarse he can he's rich!
Kiersten : Well last time I checked he was broke and working at my Big Lot's store for Minimum Wage!
Staci : BROKE You work at Big Lot's for Minimum Wage?
Mark : Well three bitches trapped me into getting them pregnant and ruined my life!
Staci : So what was I going to get when you got me pregnant you Minimum Wage loser!
Kiersten : Probably his bicycle LOL! Oh Mark I hope you don't try to skip the check cause I know where you work!
Mark : Soo wanna go back to my apartment and help me use this condom!
Staci : Uhh HELL NO why don't you get another job cause your Minimum Wage won't cover the food you ordered here GOODBYE!
Mark : MOTHER FUCK I hate Minimum Wage!
Steve : Hey Mark I still like you I make Minimum Wage too! (wink)
Mark : FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!
by SlopNChop November 05, 2018