SlopNChop's definitions

Bed Bounce

When vigorous sexual activity occurs in a bed

Andy : So this is your Bedroom wow if only these walls could talk!
Kiersten : Yeah I go through a different mattress about every 6 month's!
Andy : So do you wanna make that Bed Bounce or what?
Kiersten : I thought you'd never ask!
Andy: Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! AHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOO!
Andy : Oh my god the Bed's Bouncing now!
Kiersten : Don't stop keep cumming!
Andy : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O Andy marinade me!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : MMMMMM! You forgot my pussy!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : And my legs!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Don't forget my tummy!
Andy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Wow your dick is so strong and you can really pack the cum!
Andy : Yeah girls like it when I pound and season them!

by SlopNChop September 7, 2017

Finger

When hands are placed on a female body and fingers pleasure her privates.

Jake : Wow Kiersten your legs are so smooth and your pussy is so soft and tight!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me tingle!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : What the fuck was that?
Chad : Sorry I tend to ejaculate when I see you tingle!
Kiersten : Uh Jake maybe you shouldnt Finger me in the break room anymore!
Jake : Ok I'll just do it in the back seat of your car!
Kiersten : Yeah and we can also fuck there too without perves watching us!
Chad : God Damn't I wanna Finger and Fuck too!

by SlopNChop July 25, 2017

Jacking Off

When a guy makes a fist and pulls on his dick for pleasure

Chad : O wow Kiersten's wearing a tube top & leather mini today!
Craig : O God Damn and a thong!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Steve : O wow double dicks today!
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Chad! Craig! Chad ! Craig!
Kiersten : Why the hell is everyone Jacking Off today?
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten have you looked in the mirror!
Kiersten : O it's because of me!
Kaylee : You are so full of yourself!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause everyone is Jacking off to me!

by SlopNChop November 4, 2017

Rim Job

The act of kissing and licking someone's asshole

Kiersten : Last night Jake gave me an amazing Rim Job before he fucked my pussy!
Kaylee : Sounds gross what if you had shit in his mouth!
Kiersten : Oh my Jake wouldn't mind he would eat my shit with a spoon!
Steve : Hey Kaylee heard you talking about shit would you like a Rim Job?
Kaylee : Fuck No You Disgusting Pig!
Steve : Ok but could you shit in a bowl so I can eat it cause I would eat your shit with a spoon!
Kiersten : Wow Kaylee I think Steve really likes you! LOL
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten will you please keep your sex stories to yourself!

by SlopNChop February 25, 2018

Bush

Pubic hair around the penis or vagina area of the body

Kaylee : Why the hell are you scratching your crotch?
Kiersten : Last night Jake came on my Bush and it dried so now it's itchy!
Kaylee : Why didn't you just shower afterwards?
Kiersten : Cause I was tired from all the sex DUH!
Kaylee: Well you need to do something your Bush is creating a horrible smell?
Steve : Hey guy's check it out Chad just came on my Bush!
Kiersten : God Damn't Steve go put some pant's on Jesus Christ!
Steve : No! Im proud of my cummy Bush!
Kaylee : I really really need to find a new job!
Kiersten : And I really really need to go shave my Bush!
Steve : Mmmm! Kiersten's Bush!
Kiersten : Get lost Faggot!

by SlopNChop September 6, 2018

Motherfucker's

A word often used when someone is excited

Steve : Graduation tomorrow night Motherfucker's!
Kiersten : Gee Steve I didn't know you cared!
Steve : I don't I just told Chad that so I can have the night off!
Kaylee : Why the hell would you do that?
Steve : So I can make love to my Judy!
Kiersten : You lied to your boss so you can fuck a blowup doll!
Chad : Hey Steve it's not nice to lie so you will be working tomorrow night or your FIRED!
Steve : Ok sorry Chad i'll work!
Kiersten : Look's like Steve's working tomorrow night Motherfucker's!

by SlopNChop July 20, 2018

Cum Down

When a guy cum's up and down his partners body after a vigorous fuck!

Chad gave Kiersten an amazing Cum Down after he pounded her pussy then he told Heather to lick her off.

by SlopNChop October 19, 2016