Definitions by SlopNChop
Pee
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Oh yeah you like it when I rub your cock don't you!
Jake : Yeah baby and it makes me hard!
Kiersten : Are you going to cum for me baby? Huh! Huh!
Jake : Where do you want it your pussy or mouth?
Kiersten : I WANT IT ALL OVER ME!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't Jake I told you to cum on me not Pee! Crap! Crap! Crap!
Jake : Sorry I had to go please forgive me!
Kiersten : Oh baby you know I will now make love to me!
Jake : Yeah right you smell like Pee!
Kiersten : It's your fuckin Pee! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
Kiersten : Oh yeah you like it when I rub your cock don't you!
Jake : Yeah baby and it makes me hard!
Kiersten : Are you going to cum for me baby? Huh! Huh!
Jake : Where do you want it your pussy or mouth?
Kiersten : I WANT IT ALL OVER ME!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't Jake I told you to cum on me not Pee! Crap! Crap! Crap!
Jake : Sorry I had to go please forgive me!
Kiersten : Oh baby you know I will now make love to me!
Jake : Yeah right you smell like Pee!
Kiersten : It's your fuckin Pee! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
All You Can Eat Buffet
Craig : It was rather boring at my place last night Maddie just wanted to talk and watch the Friends marathon on Nick @ Nite!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!
All You Can Eat Buffet by SlopNChop October 30, 2017
depends
Kiersten : I don't know why Chad is making us wear Depends at work why can't we just use the bathroom?
Kaylee : Well it's probally because some people around here are misusing there bathroom time!
Kiersten : Are you accusing me of having sex in the bathroom!
Kaylee : I didn't want to mention any names but yes it's your fault!
Kiersten : Fuck You! Your just mad cause you don't ever get no dick in your pussy!
Kaylee : I get plenty of dick but thanks to this damn Depends ive got a horrible rash in my pussy!
Steve : Hey guys check it out Ive got on A double Depends I'm good to go all weekend! Ahhhhhh! Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Oh God! Did you just shit your pants?
Steve : Yeah I just love the feel of fresh warm poop on my ass! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : Gross he did it again!
Kiersten : I think I'm gonna puke!
Steve : Here have one of my Depends then I can eat it for lunch!
Kaylee : Oh God I think I just shit myself!
Steve : Well it's a good thing you got your Depends on!
Chad : Hey guy's look's like we got some production today glad to see the Depends program is working out! Pew what's that horrible smell?
Kiersten : Oh Kaylee and Steve shit themselves! Ahhhh! and me!
Chad : O God Damn! I think i'll be in my office the rest of the day!
Kaylee : Well it's probally because some people around here are misusing there bathroom time!
Kiersten : Are you accusing me of having sex in the bathroom!
Kaylee : I didn't want to mention any names but yes it's your fault!
Kiersten : Fuck You! Your just mad cause you don't ever get no dick in your pussy!
Kaylee : I get plenty of dick but thanks to this damn Depends ive got a horrible rash in my pussy!
Steve : Hey guys check it out Ive got on A double Depends I'm good to go all weekend! Ahhhhhh! Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Oh God! Did you just shit your pants?
Steve : Yeah I just love the feel of fresh warm poop on my ass! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : Gross he did it again!
Kiersten : I think I'm gonna puke!
Steve : Here have one of my Depends then I can eat it for lunch!
Kaylee : Oh God I think I just shit myself!
Steve : Well it's a good thing you got your Depends on!
Chad : Hey guy's look's like we got some production today glad to see the Depends program is working out! Pew what's that horrible smell?
Kiersten : Oh Kaylee and Steve shit themselves! Ahhhh! and me!
Chad : O God Damn! I think i'll be in my office the rest of the day!
Boner
When the penis grows and get's stiff due to a sexual arouse usually this is the best time to have sex or receive a blowjob.
Kiersten : Hey Jake could you brush my hair I was in hurry and didn't have time before I got to work!
Jake : Sure baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Oh baby did I give you a boner!
Jake : Yes your hair is so silky and soft just the touch of it made my penis expand!
Kiersten : Well lets not waste it keep brushing and I suck on it!
Jake : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm! Ahhh!
Chad : Oh wow Jake's brushing Kiersten's hair and she's sucking his dick time to spank the old monkey!
Steve : Hey Chad I see you have a Boner how about I help you with that!
Chad : Sure that would be great then I can focus on Kiersten's beautiful hair!
Steve : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Ahhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Chad what the fuck! Were you getting a boner off at me and Jake again!
Chad : No!
Jake : Then why were you staring at us while Steve was sucking your dick?
Steve : Hey guys what's up!
Kiersten : Go wipe the cum off your face asshole!
Jake : Sure baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Oh baby did I give you a boner!
Jake : Yes your hair is so silky and soft just the touch of it made my penis expand!
Kiersten : Well lets not waste it keep brushing and I suck on it!
Jake : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm! Ahhh!
Chad : Oh wow Jake's brushing Kiersten's hair and she's sucking his dick time to spank the old monkey!
Steve : Hey Chad I see you have a Boner how about I help you with that!
Chad : Sure that would be great then I can focus on Kiersten's beautiful hair!
Steve : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Ahhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Chad what the fuck! Were you getting a boner off at me and Jake again!
Chad : No!
Jake : Then why were you staring at us while Steve was sucking your dick?
Steve : Hey guys what's up!
Kiersten : Go wipe the cum off your face asshole!
Get A Room
Kiersten : Oh Jake you shouldn't fondle me were at work!
Jake : I don't care your hair is so silky and your skin is so soft I just can't keep my hands off you!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Jake! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oh Baby!
Kaylee : Oh Geeze Get A Room!
Chad: Damn Jake and Kiersten are getting fresh time to yank the old sasuage!
Steve : Oh Chad your cock is so large I just wanna grab it!
Chad: Get lost perve! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Jesus Christ! Ah! Don't Stop SUCK IT HARDER! HARDER!
Kaylee : Oh God Damn! For Christ Sake GET A ROOM!
Steve : MMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMM! La! La! La!
Kaylee : Fuck I hate my job!
Jake : I don't care your hair is so silky and your skin is so soft I just can't keep my hands off you!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Jake! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oh Baby!
Kaylee : Oh Geeze Get A Room!
Chad: Damn Jake and Kiersten are getting fresh time to yank the old sasuage!
Steve : Oh Chad your cock is so large I just wanna grab it!
Chad: Get lost perve! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Jesus Christ! Ah! Don't Stop SUCK IT HARDER! HARDER!
Kaylee : Oh God Damn! For Christ Sake GET A ROOM!
Steve : MMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMM! La! La! La!
Kaylee : Fuck I hate my job!
Get A Room by SlopNChop October 11, 2017
Fart
Kiersten : Mmmm! Are you ready to have sex tonight?
Jake : Why wait til tonight ive got a huge boner from kissing and caressing your hot body!
Kiersten : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey guy's Ahhhhhh! Wow I bet that Fart blew a hole in my undies!
Kiersten : Oh my god it smells like a dead carcus!
Jake : Uh! I don't feel so good!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get the fuck out of here you smelly idiot!
Jake : O God I'm gonna puke!
Kiersten : No baby don't lose your boner!
Jake : Sorry I'm not in the mood!
Kiersten : Thanks a lot Steve your fuckin Fart just cost me some sexual pleasure!
Steve : Don't worry I would be glad to pleasure you Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O my god go the bathroom you jackass!
Jake : Why wait til tonight ive got a huge boner from kissing and caressing your hot body!
Kiersten : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey guy's Ahhhhhh! Wow I bet that Fart blew a hole in my undies!
Kiersten : Oh my god it smells like a dead carcus!
Jake : Uh! I don't feel so good!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get the fuck out of here you smelly idiot!
Jake : O God I'm gonna puke!
Kiersten : No baby don't lose your boner!
Jake : Sorry I'm not in the mood!
Kiersten : Thanks a lot Steve your fuckin Fart just cost me some sexual pleasure!
Steve : Don't worry I would be glad to pleasure you Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O my god go the bathroom you jackass!
Cum
A sticky substance created in a guy's balls when he becomes sexually aroused then it's released through the penis
Kiersten : Hey baby can you hand me my socks!
Jake : Sure babe! Oh! Oh! Oh! O Baby! Jesus Christ!
Jake: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh honey did you have to Cum in my sock!
Jake : Well when you stroke my cock like that I get excited!
Kiersten : Next time try to squirt your Cum in my pussy anus or mouth please ok sweetheart!
Jake : Well lucky for you I have plenty more Cum to release!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Kiersten : MMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMM! Yummy!
Jake : Lol!
Kiersten : What's so funny?
Jake : You have Cum running down your neck!
Kiersten : I guess you did have plenty of Cum left in you!
Jake : Oh Kiersten you my little Cum monster!
Kiersten : Grrrrrr! I Want More!
Jake : Sure babe! Oh! Oh! Oh! O Baby! Jesus Christ!
Jake: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh honey did you have to Cum in my sock!
Jake : Well when you stroke my cock like that I get excited!
Kiersten : Next time try to squirt your Cum in my pussy anus or mouth please ok sweetheart!
Jake : Well lucky for you I have plenty more Cum to release!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Kiersten : MMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMM! Yummy!
Jake : Lol!
Kiersten : What's so funny?
Jake : You have Cum running down your neck!
Kiersten : I guess you did have plenty of Cum left in you!
Jake : Oh Kiersten you my little Cum monster!
Kiersten : Grrrrrr! I Want More!