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Undie Rub

When two people rub there privates together while wearing there underwear.
Chad : How bout you ride Chad's cock after work babe!
Kiersten : Sorry I'm on my period I would rather avoid the mess!
Chad : But I need to clean the pipes I guess i'll jack off tonight!
Kiersten : Hey how about A Undie Rub I know that would make you cum?
Chad : Sure i'll bring some extra underwear!
by SlopNChop March 24, 2017
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Sexual Intercourse

When the penis is injected into a vagina and pleasure occurs between two people results usually include std's & reproduction!
Chad enjoy's having Sexual Intercouse in Kiersten's bed but hates it when he get's her pregnant!

Chad has herpes but that don't stop him from having Sexual Intercourse with Kiersten!

Chad's wife rarely has Sexual Intercourse cause he's usually busy in bed with his girlfriend Kiersten!
by SlopNChop January 8, 2017
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Get A Room

When PDA becomes annoying to the public
Kiersten : Oh Jake you shouldn't fondle me were at work!
Jake : I don't care your hair is so silky and your skin is so soft I just can't keep my hands off you!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Jake! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oh Baby!
Kaylee : Oh Geeze Get A Room!
Chad: Damn Jake and Kiersten are getting fresh time to yank the old sasuage!
Steve : Oh Chad your cock is so large I just wanna grab it!
Chad: Get lost perve! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Jesus Christ! Ah! Don't Stop SUCK IT HARDER! HARDER!
Kaylee : Oh God Damn! For Christ Sake GET A ROOM!

Steve : MMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMM! La! La! La!
Kaylee : Fuck I hate my job!
by SlopNChop October 11, 2017
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Blossom

When a young girl becomes a women develops breast's grow's hair longer firms up her butt and start's her period.
Craig : Wow that Kiersten is so damn hot just how do you get to fuck that?
Chad : Well ive known her for quite some time see I used to fuck her mom so I got to watch Kiersten Blossom into the hot young babe she is today.
Craig : So you was just fucking her mom until Kiersten got old enough to fuck?
Chad: You bet but damn her mom was amazing in bed as well!
Craig : So is her mom still single?
Chad : No cause I still fuck her when Kiersten is on her period!
Craig : Nice!
by SlopNChop February 12, 2017
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mama skank

When a girl fucks around with a married man and becomes pregnant on purpose just to hang on to the guy.
Chad was so ashamed when he had to tell his wife that Keirsten was his mama skank!
by SlopNChop May 12, 2016
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Blonde All Over The Place

When a girl with long blonde hair rubs it all over a naked guy's body.
It was Blonde All Over The Place when Chad went to bed with Kiersten last night!
by SlopNChop October 19, 2016
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Golden Hour

When a guy plays with a girls long blond hair for hours so he can get hard
Craig : Wow look's like Jake's enjoying A Golden Hour with Kiersten again!
Chad : Yeah I remember my Golden Hours with Kiersten she would caress me face with her locks as I fucked her in the ass then she would wrap it around my cock til I came all over it!
Steve : Hey guy's check out my new blonde wig isn't it sexy!
Chad : Oh Wow! Hey Steve would you like to join me in my office I need a Golden Hour so my dick can get hard!
Steve : Ok but only if I can suck on it once it get's hard!
Chad : Uh Yeah that's the point!
Kaylee : Hey where's Steve & Chad going?
Craig : Chad's going to enjoy a Golden Hour with Steve's new wig then Steve get's to suck his hard dick!
Kaylee : Uh that's disgusting!
Craig : Yeah no kidding!
by SlopNChop May 19, 2018
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