Definitions by SlopNChop
Sex
A physical engagement between two people which involves kissing touching and connecting body parts together
Chad : Wow Taylor your skin and hair is so soft I can't wait to have Sex with you!
Taylor : Yeah Yeah Yeah! Let's just get this over with!
Chad : I brought LUBE!
Taylor : Uhhh!
Braun : TAYLOR WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Taylor : Uhh! HELP! HELP! He's trying to RAPE me!
Chad : Rape? No baby were going to have Sex!
Braun : GRRRR! YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE IM GONNA BREAK YOUR NECK YOUR ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Chad : Oh Shit's AHHHH! HELP! HELP! NOOOOOOOO! CRAP!
Taylor : Wow Braun thanks for throwing that bastard through the wall!
Braun : NO PROBLEM! AND AS FOR YOU CHAD IF YOU EVEN SO MUCH AS LOOK AT MY WIFE AGAIN YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Chad : HELP! Can someone HELP ME PLEASE?
Steve : Wow Chad you better not having Sex with married women anymore! (wink)
Chad : FUCK YOU STEVE! FUCK YOU!
Steve : Oh Chad I would be glad to have Sex with you AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! OH CHAD! OH CHAD!
Chad : WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Taylor : Yeah Yeah Yeah! Let's just get this over with!
Chad : I brought LUBE!
Taylor : Uhhh!
Braun : TAYLOR WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Taylor : Uhh! HELP! HELP! He's trying to RAPE me!
Chad : Rape? No baby were going to have Sex!
Braun : GRRRR! YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE IM GONNA BREAK YOUR NECK YOUR ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Chad : Oh Shit's AHHHH! HELP! HELP! NOOOOOOOO! CRAP!
Taylor : Wow Braun thanks for throwing that bastard through the wall!
Braun : NO PROBLEM! AND AS FOR YOU CHAD IF YOU EVEN SO MUCH AS LOOK AT MY WIFE AGAIN YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Chad : HELP! Can someone HELP ME PLEASE?
Steve : Wow Chad you better not having Sex with married women anymore! (wink)
Chad : FUCK YOU STEVE! FUCK YOU!
Steve : Oh Chad I would be glad to have Sex with you AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! OH CHAD! OH CHAD!
Chad : WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Hotel Sex
Taylor : Last night me and Tyler had Hotel Sex!
Mandy : O wow wasn't you afraid your husband might get mad?
Taylor : Hell No! Besides what he don't know wont hurt him!
Chad : So Taylor I guess you & me will be having some Hotel Sex tonight!
Taylor : Fuck You! Im Married ASSHOLE!
Chad : Yeah but you wouldn't want your husband to find out about you and Tyler's Hotel Sex!
Taylor : FINE! I'll book a room at the Best Western but your paying for it!
Chad : Great i'll bring lot's of condom's!
Taylor : Oh God me and my big mouth!
LATER ON
Steve : O Wow Chad & Taylor are having Hotel Sex tonight! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Braun : HEY JACKOFF WHERE'S TAYLOR?
Steve : Uhhh! I don't know?
Braun : YOU BETTER TELL ME OR YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Steve : Ok she's having Hotel Sex with Chad!
Braun : GRRRRRR! WAIT TIL I GET MY HAND'S ON THIS SO CALLED CHAD GUY IM GONNA BREAK HIS NECK HE'S ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Steve :Oh Shit's!
Mandy : O wow wasn't you afraid your husband might get mad?
Taylor : Hell No! Besides what he don't know wont hurt him!
Chad : So Taylor I guess you & me will be having some Hotel Sex tonight!
Taylor : Fuck You! Im Married ASSHOLE!
Chad : Yeah but you wouldn't want your husband to find out about you and Tyler's Hotel Sex!
Taylor : FINE! I'll book a room at the Best Western but your paying for it!
Chad : Great i'll bring lot's of condom's!
Taylor : Oh God me and my big mouth!
LATER ON
Steve : O Wow Chad & Taylor are having Hotel Sex tonight! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Braun : HEY JACKOFF WHERE'S TAYLOR?
Steve : Uhhh! I don't know?
Braun : YOU BETTER TELL ME OR YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Steve : Ok she's having Hotel Sex with Chad!
Braun : GRRRRRR! WAIT TIL I GET MY HAND'S ON THIS SO CALLED CHAD GUY IM GONNA BREAK HIS NECK HE'S ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Steve :Oh Shit's!
Making Love
Chad : Damn Meredith I sure enjoyed Making Love to you last night!
Meredith : Really is that what you call "Making Love" throwing me on the bed ripping off my panties and fucking me till im silly felt more like rape than two people Making Love!
Chad : Oh Meredith I would never rape you that's just how I Make Love Baby!
Meredith : Whatever your just a pussy pounder!
Chad : FINE! Tonight i'll be Making Love with someone else in my bed!
Steve : Hey Chad I heard you were going to be Making Love tonight would you like me to join you?
Chad : Yes I would be at my place around 8 oclock!
Steve : Oh wow are you going to throw me on the bed rip my panties off and fuck my asshole till im silly?
Chad : You bet and there may be a cum facial in it for you too!
Steve : Oh boy im going to be Making Love with Chad tonight!
Meredith : Oh good lord I fucked a gay guy last night!
Chad : Hey pleasure is pleasure!
Meredith : And I will find pleasure Making Love to someone else!
Chad : Fuck You Bitch!
Meredith : Really is that what you call "Making Love" throwing me on the bed ripping off my panties and fucking me till im silly felt more like rape than two people Making Love!
Chad : Oh Meredith I would never rape you that's just how I Make Love Baby!
Meredith : Whatever your just a pussy pounder!
Chad : FINE! Tonight i'll be Making Love with someone else in my bed!
Steve : Hey Chad I heard you were going to be Making Love tonight would you like me to join you?
Chad : Yes I would be at my place around 8 oclock!
Steve : Oh wow are you going to throw me on the bed rip my panties off and fuck my asshole till im silly?
Chad : You bet and there may be a cum facial in it for you too!
Steve : Oh boy im going to be Making Love with Chad tonight!
Meredith : Oh good lord I fucked a gay guy last night!
Chad : Hey pleasure is pleasure!
Meredith : And I will find pleasure Making Love to someone else!
Chad : Fuck You Bitch!
Making Love by SlopNChop December 27, 2018
Hard
Chad : Shit Mandy watching you brush your long blonde hair makes me so Hard!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rub that Hard dick of your's on my shorts!
Chad : Oh shit your your gym shorts are so silky Ahhhhhh! Oops looks like I soiled them with my special sauce!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rip them off and rub your Hard dick in my pussy!
Chad : Mmm Im gonna fill your little pussy up with Chad's special sauce!
Sara : Hey sis have you seen my gym shorts : What The Hell Are You Doing In My Bed?
Mandy : Get lost Sara Im trying to fuck Chad's Hard dick!
Sara : Oh wow he's super hard!
Chad : Hey Sara would you like to join us ive got plenty of Chad's special sauce for the both of you? (wink)
Sara : Oh Baby!
Chad : Oh Mandy Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Mandy : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Oh Sara Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Sara : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : Hey girls it's time for lunch OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Mandy : Get the fuck out mom Chad is getting Hard in our pussy's Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Sara : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Mmmm! You girls are so hot Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : O Wow looks like Chad is sticking his Hard dick inside Mandy & Sara! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rub that Hard dick of your's on my shorts!
Chad : Oh shit your your gym shorts are so silky Ahhhhhh! Oops looks like I soiled them with my special sauce!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rip them off and rub your Hard dick in my pussy!
Chad : Mmm Im gonna fill your little pussy up with Chad's special sauce!
Sara : Hey sis have you seen my gym shorts : What The Hell Are You Doing In My Bed?
Mandy : Get lost Sara Im trying to fuck Chad's Hard dick!
Sara : Oh wow he's super hard!
Chad : Hey Sara would you like to join us ive got plenty of Chad's special sauce for the both of you? (wink)
Sara : Oh Baby!
Chad : Oh Mandy Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Mandy : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Oh Sara Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Sara : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : Hey girls it's time for lunch OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Mandy : Get the fuck out mom Chad is getting Hard in our pussy's Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Sara : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Mmmm! You girls are so hot Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : O Wow looks like Chad is sticking his Hard dick inside Mandy & Sara! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Cum
Chad : Damn Kylie your legs are so smooth! Ahhh!
Kiley : Stop touching me you perve!
Chad : Mmm! And those little socks on your feet are so cute! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiley : Did you just Cum to the thought of my socks?
Chad : Uh yeah socks make me Cum! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kiley : KNOCK IT OFF YOU ASSHOLE!
Ben : HEY JACKASS STOP HARASSING MY WIFE!
Chad : Sorry she makes me Cum! Ahhhhhhhh!
Ben : Im gonna chop your fucking dick off if you don't stop!
Chad : Oh Shit's
Kiley : Thanks baby wanna go home and Cum for me?
Ben : Oh baby im gonna Cum all over your face leg's face tummy and those cute little socks of your's!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ben : That's It Your A Dead Man!
Chad : Oh Shit's!
Kiley : Stop touching me you perve!
Chad : Mmm! And those little socks on your feet are so cute! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiley : Did you just Cum to the thought of my socks?
Chad : Uh yeah socks make me Cum! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kiley : KNOCK IT OFF YOU ASSHOLE!
Ben : HEY JACKASS STOP HARASSING MY WIFE!
Chad : Sorry she makes me Cum! Ahhhhhhhh!
Ben : Im gonna chop your fucking dick off if you don't stop!
Chad : Oh Shit's
Kiley : Thanks baby wanna go home and Cum for me?
Ben : Oh baby im gonna Cum all over your face leg's face tummy and those cute little socks of your's!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ben : That's It Your A Dead Man!
Chad : Oh Shit's!
Retard
Chad : Thanks Nikki for going out with me ive been depressed lately sorry that all I can afford is taco bell!
Nikki : It's not a big deal! Uh get your hand off my leg!
Chad : Sorry there just so smooth I can't help myself!
Steve : Hey Chad sorry about the divorce and your parents although im not sorry about that since I get to fuck your mom now. It's funny I used to fuck you in the ass now I get to fuck your mom in the ass it's like my dick has now been in a son and his mothers ass!
Chad : Shut up you Retard!
Nikki : What is he talking about?
Chad : Nothing he's Retarded Wow Nikki you have such a beautiful face Mmmm! Mmmm!
Nikki : GET OFF ME YOU FUCKING CREAP!
Steve: : Hey Chad are you going to boink her tonight! (wink)
Nikki : THAT'S IT IM OUTTA HERE! (slap)
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU RETARD!
Steve : Wow she was pretty! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : QUIT JACKING OFF YOU RETARD!
Steve : Well at least im not a creap!
Chad : THAT'S IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU IM GONNA POUND YOUR FUCKING FACE IN!
Steve : UH! UH! UH! OH! OH! OH! JESUS CHRIST!
Taco Bell Customer : Hello Police im at Taco Bell and some guy is beating up a Retard!
Nikki : It's not a big deal! Uh get your hand off my leg!
Chad : Sorry there just so smooth I can't help myself!
Steve : Hey Chad sorry about the divorce and your parents although im not sorry about that since I get to fuck your mom now. It's funny I used to fuck you in the ass now I get to fuck your mom in the ass it's like my dick has now been in a son and his mothers ass!
Chad : Shut up you Retard!
Nikki : What is he talking about?
Chad : Nothing he's Retarded Wow Nikki you have such a beautiful face Mmmm! Mmmm!
Nikki : GET OFF ME YOU FUCKING CREAP!
Steve: : Hey Chad are you going to boink her tonight! (wink)
Nikki : THAT'S IT IM OUTTA HERE! (slap)
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU RETARD!
Steve : Wow she was pretty! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : QUIT JACKING OFF YOU RETARD!
Steve : Well at least im not a creap!
Chad : THAT'S IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU IM GONNA POUND YOUR FUCKING FACE IN!
Steve : UH! UH! UH! OH! OH! OH! JESUS CHRIST!
Taco Bell Customer : Hello Police im at Taco Bell and some guy is beating up a Retard!
Morning Wood
Lydia : Good morning Chad last night was amazing thanks for letting me sleep in your bed! (wink)
Chad : No problem sis my wife don't mind sleeping on the couch!
Lydia : Mmm! Looks like you got some Morning Wood!
Chad : Yeah I guess I do we should not waste it!
Lydia : Does Chad want a blowjob?
Chad : Uh Yeah DUH!
Lydia : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Damn Lydia you sure know how to suck! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Chad's Mom : Hey Chad time for breakfast OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!
Chad : Get lost bitch Lydia is taking care of my Morning Wood!
Chad : Mmm! Now time for some sasuage in your ass!
Lydia : Mmm! Breakfast in bed!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Dad : Honey do I hear pig's OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Hey guy's check it out ive got Morning Wood! (wink)
Chad's Mom : O Wow it's so BIG!
Chad's Dad : Damn't Honey quit staring at that guy's Wood!
Chad : No problem sis my wife don't mind sleeping on the couch!
Lydia : Mmm! Looks like you got some Morning Wood!
Chad : Yeah I guess I do we should not waste it!
Lydia : Does Chad want a blowjob?
Chad : Uh Yeah DUH!
Lydia : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Damn Lydia you sure know how to suck! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Chad's Mom : Hey Chad time for breakfast OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!
Chad : Get lost bitch Lydia is taking care of my Morning Wood!
Chad : Mmm! Now time for some sasuage in your ass!
Lydia : Mmm! Breakfast in bed!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Dad : Honey do I hear pig's OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Hey guy's check it out ive got Morning Wood! (wink)
Chad's Mom : O Wow it's so BIG!
Chad's Dad : Damn't Honey quit staring at that guy's Wood!
Morning Wood by SlopNChop December 3, 2018