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Chad : Didn't see you around this weekend where were you at?
Kiersten : I played softball, basketball, volleyball, tennis , ran a marathon, had Sex with my boyfriend Jake and sucked his cock all weekend!
Chad : Well aren't you just the Sporty little girl!
Kiersten : No kidding I need to take a break from all this work see ya tomorrow!
Chad : Fuck You Bitch!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause I have amazing Sex with my new boyfriend!
Kiersten : I played softball, basketball, volleyball, tennis , ran a marathon, had Sex with my boyfriend Jake and sucked his cock all weekend!
Chad : Well aren't you just the Sporty little girl!
Kiersten : No kidding I need to take a break from all this work see ya tomorrow!
Chad : Fuck You Bitch!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause I have amazing Sex with my new boyfriend!
by SlopNChop May 22, 2017
Get the Sexmug. Kiersten : Shit I should pose for Playboy I really need the money!
Jade : What makes you think they would want you?
Kiersten : Uh cause im hot! DUH!
Kaylee : Oh brother Steve is bragging about the inheritance his uncle left him!
Kiersten : Oh wow it's my lucky day! Hey Steve Kiersten could sure use a new car! (Wink)
Steve : Well Steve could use a new car too but all I own is a massive blow up doll collection and a big stack of Playboy's, but you could come over to my place after work and watch me fuck my dolls and jack off! (Wink)
Kiersten : God you are disgusting Fuck You!
Kaylee : Hey Kiersten you do realize the first issue of Playboy is worth like a lot of money don't you?
Kiersten : Hey Steve wait up do you need a back rub how about a blowjob?
Kaylee : God she is such a hore!
Jade : Yeah no kidding she really needs to pose for Penthouse or Hustler!
Jade : What makes you think they would want you?
Kiersten : Uh cause im hot! DUH!
Kaylee : Oh brother Steve is bragging about the inheritance his uncle left him!
Kiersten : Oh wow it's my lucky day! Hey Steve Kiersten could sure use a new car! (Wink)
Steve : Well Steve could use a new car too but all I own is a massive blow up doll collection and a big stack of Playboy's, but you could come over to my place after work and watch me fuck my dolls and jack off! (Wink)
Kiersten : God you are disgusting Fuck You!
Kaylee : Hey Kiersten you do realize the first issue of Playboy is worth like a lot of money don't you?
Kiersten : Hey Steve wait up do you need a back rub how about a blowjob?
Kaylee : God she is such a hore!
Jade : Yeah no kidding she really needs to pose for Penthouse or Hustler!
by SlopNChop August 3, 2018
Get the Playboymug. Steve : Hey Kiersten your hair is so soft & your eyes are amazing any guy would be lucky to kiss your beautiful face.
Kiersten : Hey Steve the sight of your ugly face makes me want to PUKE!
Steve : It would be an honor for me to clean up your Puke!
Kiersten : You disgust me stay away from me stay away from my sister or i'll have you fired!
Steve : Hey wanna come over to my place tonight and watch dirty dancing!
Kiersten : HELP!
Kiersten : Hey Steve the sight of your ugly face makes me want to PUKE!
Steve : It would be an honor for me to clean up your Puke!
Kiersten : You disgust me stay away from me stay away from my sister or i'll have you fired!
Steve : Hey wanna come over to my place tonight and watch dirty dancing!
Kiersten : HELP!
by SlopNChop May 2, 2017
Get the Pukemug. Jake : Mmmmm! You like it when I caress your hair and kiss your neck don't you!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me Wet!
Jake : Well lucky for you I'm getting hard!
Kiersten : Oh Baby Fuck Me!
Craig : Wow looks like Jake just made Kiersten Wet again!
Chad : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : God Damn put that thing away!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me Wet!
Jake : Well lucky for you I'm getting hard!
Kiersten : Oh Baby Fuck Me!
Craig : Wow looks like Jake just made Kiersten Wet again!
Chad : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : God Damn put that thing away!
by SlopNChop November 6, 2017
Get the Wetmug. Taylor : Last night me and Tyler had Hotel Sex!
Mandy : O wow wasn't you afraid your husband might get mad?
Taylor : Hell No! Besides what he don't know wont hurt him!
Chad : So Taylor I guess you & me will be having some Hotel Sex tonight!
Taylor : Fuck You! Im Married ASSHOLE!
Chad : Yeah but you wouldn't want your husband to find out about you and Tyler's Hotel Sex!
Taylor : FINE! I'll book a room at the Best Western but your paying for it!
Chad : Great i'll bring lot's of condom's!
Taylor : Oh God me and my big mouth!
LATER ON
Steve : O Wow Chad & Taylor are having Hotel Sex tonight! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Braun : HEY JACKOFF WHERE'S TAYLOR?
Steve : Uhhh! I don't know?
Braun : YOU BETTER TELL ME OR YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Steve : Ok she's having Hotel Sex with Chad!
Braun : GRRRRRR! WAIT TIL I GET MY HAND'S ON THIS SO CALLED CHAD GUY IM GONNA BREAK HIS NECK HE'S ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Steve :Oh Shit's!
Mandy : O wow wasn't you afraid your husband might get mad?
Taylor : Hell No! Besides what he don't know wont hurt him!
Chad : So Taylor I guess you & me will be having some Hotel Sex tonight!
Taylor : Fuck You! Im Married ASSHOLE!
Chad : Yeah but you wouldn't want your husband to find out about you and Tyler's Hotel Sex!
Taylor : FINE! I'll book a room at the Best Western but your paying for it!
Chad : Great i'll bring lot's of condom's!
Taylor : Oh God me and my big mouth!
LATER ON
Steve : O Wow Chad & Taylor are having Hotel Sex tonight! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Braun : HEY JACKOFF WHERE'S TAYLOR?
Steve : Uhhh! I don't know?
Braun : YOU BETTER TELL ME OR YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Steve : Ok she's having Hotel Sex with Chad!
Braun : GRRRRRR! WAIT TIL I GET MY HAND'S ON THIS SO CALLED CHAD GUY IM GONNA BREAK HIS NECK HE'S ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Steve :Oh Shit's!
by SlopNChop December 31, 2018
Get the Hotel Sexmug. An extra set of lips located between a females thighs where a guy can stick his penis and create pleasure!
Katie : Damn girl why are you so sore today?
Kiersten : Last night Chad gave me an amazing cockride & I think he stretched my Pussy Lips a little too much!
Katie : I know what your saying Chad does have a massive dick last week when I was giving him a blowjob it almost got stuck in my throat!
Kiersten : Wow lucky you didn't choke on his cum!
Katie : Yeah I guess I am blessed!
Kiersten : Last night Chad gave me an amazing cockride & I think he stretched my Pussy Lips a little too much!
Katie : I know what your saying Chad does have a massive dick last week when I was giving him a blowjob it almost got stuck in my throat!
Kiersten : Wow lucky you didn't choke on his cum!
Katie : Yeah I guess I am blessed!
by SlopNChop January 4, 2017
Get the Pussy Lipsmug. When A large amount of poop is released from the body and the person has a refreshing feeling afterwards
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's it baby cum for me!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! O Crap!
Kiersten : Oh Baby What's Wrong?
Jake : I need to poop!
Kiersten : God Damn't Hurry Up!
Jake : Ahhhh! That was A Healthy One!
Kiersten : Gee thanks for sharing I hope you flushed?
Jake : Nope I want you to see my masterpiece for yourself!
Kiersten : You Mother Fucker go flush the damn toilet or no more sex tonight!
Jake : Fine i'll just take a picture of my Healthy One!
Kiersten : Put my phone down You Piece Of Shit!
Jake : Oops I dropped it in my poo!
Kiersten : YOU FUCKER!!!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! O Crap!
Kiersten : Oh Baby What's Wrong?
Jake : I need to poop!
Kiersten : God Damn't Hurry Up!
Jake : Ahhhh! That was A Healthy One!
Kiersten : Gee thanks for sharing I hope you flushed?
Jake : Nope I want you to see my masterpiece for yourself!
Kiersten : You Mother Fucker go flush the damn toilet or no more sex tonight!
Jake : Fine i'll just take a picture of my Healthy One!
Kiersten : Put my phone down You Piece Of Shit!
Jake : Oops I dropped it in my poo!
Kiersten : YOU FUCKER!!!
by SlopNChop April 20, 2018
Get the Healthy Onemug.