Chad : Mmm! Wouldn't you just love to give Kiersten A Butt Rub right about now?
Kaylee : Uh No!
Chad : Mmm! I would just like I used to before she dumped me!
Kaylee : Well maybe she wanted a boyfriend who wasn't married!
Chad : I remember how she would lay on my bed and let me take her panties off then she would moan as I gave her a Butt Rub!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!
Chad : Then I would flip her over and stick my cock in her pussy! Mmmm!
Kaylee : Why don't you Shut The Fuck up!
Steve : Hey Chad maybe you can give me a Butt Rub im not wearing any underwear! (Wink)
Kaylee : Oh My God So Gross!
Chad : Mmm! That would be great then you can suck my cock! (Wink)
Kaylee : Why im I still here!
Steve : Would you like to join us I can give you a Butt Rub while Chad suck my cock?
Kaylee : HELP ME!!!!!
Steve : Fine you can suck my cock while Chad gives me A Butt Rub!
Kaylee : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Mmm! Sounds like an orgasam!
Kaylee : Uh No!
Chad : Mmm! I would just like I used to before she dumped me!
Kaylee : Well maybe she wanted a boyfriend who wasn't married!
Chad : I remember how she would lay on my bed and let me take her panties off then she would moan as I gave her a Butt Rub!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!
Chad : Then I would flip her over and stick my cock in her pussy! Mmmm!
Kaylee : Why don't you Shut The Fuck up!
Steve : Hey Chad maybe you can give me a Butt Rub im not wearing any underwear! (Wink)
Kaylee : Oh My God So Gross!
Chad : Mmm! That would be great then you can suck my cock! (Wink)
Kaylee : Why im I still here!
Steve : Would you like to join us I can give you a Butt Rub while Chad suck my cock?
Kaylee : HELP ME!!!!!
Steve : Fine you can suck my cock while Chad gives me A Butt Rub!
Kaylee : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Mmm! Sounds like an orgasam!
by SlopNChop August 07, 2018
Jake : Damn Kiersten you blonde hair is so soft Ahhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake how would you like for me to wrap it around you cock tonight?
Jake : Oh that would be great but i'll have to pass I have The Shits!
Kiersten : Again you had The Shits last night what's wrong with you?
Steve : Hey Jake I heard you had The Shits do you mind if I sit in the bathroom with you I just love the smell of rotten poop?
Jake : Sure Steve knock yourself out!
Kiersten : I cannot believe this my man is going to give Steve A poop orgasam and I have to be alone tonight AGAIN!
Jake : Well you can always sit on my lap & ride my dick while I squirt!
Kiersten : Oh Go Fuck Yourself!
Kiersten : Oh Jake how would you like for me to wrap it around you cock tonight?
Jake : Oh that would be great but i'll have to pass I have The Shits!
Kiersten : Again you had The Shits last night what's wrong with you?
Steve : Hey Jake I heard you had The Shits do you mind if I sit in the bathroom with you I just love the smell of rotten poop?
Jake : Sure Steve knock yourself out!
Kiersten : I cannot believe this my man is going to give Steve A poop orgasam and I have to be alone tonight AGAIN!
Jake : Well you can always sit on my lap & ride my dick while I squirt!
Kiersten : Oh Go Fuck Yourself!
by SlopNChop February 13, 2018
Mark : Oh Kiersten your pussy is so soft im gonna cum! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Mark! Oh Mark! your going to make such a great dad!
Mark : WHAT! Don't you use birth control?
Kiersten : No you silly boo I want to have your baby! DUH!
Mark : Oh no there will be no baby I have a wife and kids!
Kiersten : Well Jake say's he can't afford three so your Child Support will certainly help!
Mark : There will be no Child Support from me get out of my gym NOW!
Kiersten : Well I guess we will see what the judge say's about that cause your cum is inside me now and they may be enough for twins!
Mark : GOD DAMNT THE HELL!
Steve : Hey Mark you can fill me up with your cum and don't worry I won't be needing any Child Support! (wink)
Mark : QUIT RUBBING MY DICK YOU FUCKIN FAG!
Steve : Whatever you deadbeat dad! (slap)
Mark : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Steve : Yeah that's what got you in trouble in the first place!
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MT GYM YOU FAGGOT!
Kiersten : Oh Mark! Oh Mark! your going to make such a great dad!
Mark : WHAT! Don't you use birth control?
Kiersten : No you silly boo I want to have your baby! DUH!
Mark : Oh no there will be no baby I have a wife and kids!
Kiersten : Well Jake say's he can't afford three so your Child Support will certainly help!
Mark : There will be no Child Support from me get out of my gym NOW!
Kiersten : Well I guess we will see what the judge say's about that cause your cum is inside me now and they may be enough for twins!
Mark : GOD DAMNT THE HELL!
Steve : Hey Mark you can fill me up with your cum and don't worry I won't be needing any Child Support! (wink)
Mark : QUIT RUBBING MY DICK YOU FUCKIN FAG!
Steve : Whatever you deadbeat dad! (slap)
Mark : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Steve : Yeah that's what got you in trouble in the first place!
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MT GYM YOU FAGGOT!
by SlopNChop October 30, 2018
by SlopNChop October 18, 2016