368 definitions by SlopNChop

Craig : Wow did you see Katie Alli & Kiersten are pregnant!
Chad : Well im glad it wasn't my Semen!
Jake : Hey Chad can I have a raise ive got a little problem?
Chad : Fuck no why don't you go sell your Semen big penis boy!
Jake : Yeah right ive got enough babies to take care of the way it is!
Amanda : Hey Jake I heard you have a big penis wanna squirt Semen in me tonight!
Jake : Sure why not what's another baby gonna hurt!
Craig : Wow that Jake can really produce the Semen!

Chad : Didn't see you around this weekend where were you at?
Kiersten : I played softball, basketball, volleyball, tennis , ran a marathon, had Sex with my boyfriend Jake and sucked his cock all weekend!
Chad : Well aren't you just the Sporty little girl!
Kiersten : No kidding I need to take a break from all this work see ya tomorrow!
Chad : Fuck You Bitch!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause I have amazing Sex with my new boyfriend!

Kiersten : Why are you so mad Kaylee?
Kaylee : When I told you you could crash on my couch I did not intend for you to have Sex on it!
Kiersten : Sorry but Jake texted me last night and said he was sorry, then I told him to come over so we could make up!
Kaylee : Well why the hell didn't you just go to his house and make up!
Kiersten : Because silly you have a leather couch and it so amazing to have Sex on leather and cum won't stain it!
Kaylee : Whatever!
Kiersten : I'm serious all I had to do was wipe it down with your shirt!
Kaylee : WHAT!
Chad : Uh why does it smell like rotten fish in here today?
Kiersten : Oh that's would be Kaylee I wiped up Jake's cum with her shirt after we had Sex on her couch!
Chad : Uh that's Gross!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding Kaylee should do her laundry more often!
Kaylee : Shut up you fucking BITCH!

Chad : Wow Taylor your skin and hair is so soft I can't wait to have Sex with you!
Taylor : Yeah Yeah Yeah! Let's just get this over with!
Chad : I brought LUBE!
Taylor : Uhhh!
Braun : TAYLOR WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Taylor : Uhh! HELP! HELP! He's trying to RAPE me!
Chad : Rape? No baby were going to have Sex!
Braun : GRRRR! YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE IM GONNA BREAK YOUR NECK YOUR ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Chad : Oh Shit's AHHHH! HELP! HELP! NOOOOOOOO! CRAP!
Taylor : Wow Braun thanks for throwing that bastard through the wall!
Braun : NO PROBLEM! AND AS FOR YOU CHAD IF YOU EVEN SO MUCH AS LOOK AT MY WIFE AGAIN YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Chad : HELP! Can someone HELP ME PLEASE?
Steve : Wow Chad you better not having Sex with married women anymore! (wink)
Chad : FUCK YOU STEVE! FUCK YOU!
Steve : Oh Chad I would be glad to have Sex with you AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! OH CHAD! OH CHAD!

Chad : WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!

Dylan : Hey dude where were you at last night?
Chad : Having Sex on Adina's deck!
Dylan : O God Damn Adina's so HOT!
Chad : Not with her she's a virgin prude her step sister Skye!
Dylan : Hey do you mind if I bring Melody over to Adina's deck tonight!
Chad : Sure come on over there's plenty of room for two couples to have Sex Adina's deck!
Dylan : Mmmm Im gonna cum all over Adina's deck tonight!
Chad : Yeah me too and Adina's mom!
Dylan : Skye Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Melody Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Dylan : Adina Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Adina's Mom Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Chad Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Bree : Hey Adina those two guy's over there jacking off are going to have Sex and cum all over your deck tonight!
Adina : God my sister is such a slut!
Steve : Hey Bree wanna have sex with me on Adina's deck tonight (Wink)
Bree : Fuck No You FREAK!
Toad : Hey Bree wanna have Sex with me on Adina's deck tonight?
Bree : Sure Baby (Wink)
Steve : Hey Adina wanna have Sex with me on your deck tonight? (Wink)
Adina : Stay away from my deck you FREAK!

Kiersten : Hey Kaylee are you coming to my Sex Party this weekend?
Kaylee : You bet wow can't believe you and Jake are having a baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten i'll be sure to bring plenty of condoms to your Sex Party this weekend!
Kiersten : You fuckin idiot!
Kaylee : Yeah why don't you beat it fucktard!
Steve : Fine i'll just have my own Sex Party! Oh Steve! Oh! Oh! Oh! Your Dick Is So huge! Come On Steve Make Me Cum! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!

Kiersten : Oh My God I Need To Puke!
Kaylee : I believe I will join you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee if I get you pregnant then we can have a Sex Party!
Kaylee : Just keep fucking yourself fucktard!

Chad was enjoying a Sex Sandwich with Brigit and Maddie until Kiersten walked in and stopped it!