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Sex Sandwich

When a guy lays between two girls and fucks them the girls are the bread and the guy is the meat and mayonnaise.
Chad was enjoying a Sex Sandwich with Brigit and Maddie until Kiersten walked in and stopped it!
by SlopNChop November 19, 2016
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Pampers

A popular name brand diaper that hold shit and other body waste
Kiersten : I just can't decide which is better for my baby Pampers or Luvs?
Kaylee : Well ive heard Pampers can hold a ton of shit! (LOL)
Steve : I would suggest the Pampers myself I just love the way they hug my ass cheeks (see) plus they hold a ton of cum! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! See no leaks!
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten no leaks!
Kiersten : Yeah I will try to get that image out of my head! But at least the Pampers have his penis covered up I am so sick of him running around here naked!
Kaylee : Yeah thank god for jumbo Pampers!

Steve : Plus Pampers hold a lot of shit too! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! See no poopy run out!
Kiersten : Oh My God The Smell!!! It's so bad!
Kaylee : God Damn't Steve go change your Pamper!
by SlopNChop August 22, 2018
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Sloppy Sunday

When two people have wild sex on Saturday night and wake up on Sunday morning to dried cum and smelly sweat.
Jake : Wow honey guess another Sloppy Sunday huh!
Kiersten : Yeah we should really shower!
Steve : Hey guys I got dibs on the shower gosh it really smells in here!
Jake : Uh what the fuck is he doing in your apartment?
Kiersten : Don't worry I'm calling the cops!
by SlopNChop August 6, 2017
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Vacay

Sara : Wow Jake last night was amazing your cock is so huge!
Jake : Yeah god was good to me wasn't he!
Sara : Well i'll make the bed and you cook us some breakfast! Wow there sure is a lot of Love Stain's in your bed!
Jake : Yeah well this is my girlfriend Kiersten's bed!
Sara : WHAT! You mean we made love in your girlfriend's bed?
Jake : Yeah she's on vacay with her sister What's The Big Deal!
Sara : What am I too you some one night stand!
Jake : No baby she's on Vacay for 7 day's!
Sara : So you were just going to fuck me for 7 day's while your girlfriend was on Vacay!
Jake : No probally just 6 I need a day to rest you know!
Sara : Your A Fuckin Asshole!
Jake : Mmmm! I love fucking your little soft asshole!
Sara : Oh Jake your so sweet I hope Kiersten take's a permanent Vacay!
by SlopNChop July 8, 2018
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Spanx

An undergarment intended to make people appear thinner
Chad : Damn Chelsea your legs are so amazing!
Chelsea : Uhh thanks I work out!
Chad : Mmmm You sure do!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna come over tonight you can take off my Spanx and rub your face in my boobs and fat rolls! (Wink)
Chad : Not tonight Steve im gonna rub my face between Chelsea's leg's! Mmmm!
Chelsea : LIKE HELL YOU WILL GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FAGGOT!
Steve : So Chad do you want to rub you dick on my Spanx before or after you take it off? (Wink)
Chad : Fuck You Steve Fuck You!
Steve : Oh Chad I Love when you talk sexual! (Wink)
by SlopNChop September 10, 2019
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Lap Fuck

When a girl sit's on a guy's lap and rides his cock
Chad gave Kiersten a Lap Fuck at the Pizza Hut and gave the employees & customers something to tweet about!
by SlopNChop October 20, 2016
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TWAT

A soft place for guy to stick there penis & fingers or a girl to stick her fingers otherwise known as a pussy or vagina.
Chad : Oh baby why don't you spread that TWAT so I can pleasure you with my creamy cum!
Kiersten : Wow I just love your cum it makes me feel all warm & gooey inside!
Chad : And I love the feel of your TWAT wrapped around my cock!
Kiersten : Damn I so wet!
by SlopNChop January 28, 2017
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