Making Love

When two people in love create passionate sex together

Chad : Oh Kiersten do you remember when we enjoyed Making Love after work together every night of the week!
Kiersten : Uh we never Made Love you stopped by my place fucked me real quick and then went home to your wife!
Chad : Yeah that's true but I did love fucking your pussy and sucking your tit's!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Chad : Remember when I was fucking you the neighbors pounded on the window and told us to shut up so I put a pillow over your face?
Kiersten : YOU ASSHOLE!
Chad : Remember when I fucked you in the asshole and made you squeal like a pig?
Kiersten : Remember when I kicked you in the balls and made you throw up?
Chad : No when did that happen?
Kiersten : Now!
Chad : Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh God Damn!

by SlopNChop July 27, 2017

Making Love

When sexual intercourse is done in a calm romantic way

Chad : Damn Meredith I sure enjoyed Making Love to you last night!
Meredith : Really is that what you call "Making Love" throwing me on the bed ripping off my panties and fucking me till im silly felt more like rape than two people Making Love!
Chad : Oh Meredith I would never rape you that's just how I Make Love Baby!
Meredith : Whatever your just a pussy pounder!
Chad : FINE! Tonight i'll be Making Love with someone else in my bed!
Steve : Hey Chad I heard you were going to be Making Love tonight would you like me to join you?

Chad : Yes I would be at my place around 8 oclock!
Steve : Oh wow are you going to throw me on the bed rip my panties off and fuck my asshole till im silly?
Chad : You bet and there may be a cum facial in it for you too!
Steve : Oh boy im going to be Making Love with Chad tonight!
Meredith : Oh good lord I fucked a gay guy last night!
Chad : Hey pleasure is pleasure!
Meredith : And I will find pleasure Making Love to someone else!
Chad : Fuck You Bitch!

by SlopNChop December 27, 2018

Boob Fuck

When a guy uses his penis to have sexual intercourse with a girls breasts.

Chad : Hey babe I got A boner remove your panties so I can fuck you!
Kiersten: Sorry I'm ovulating and would rather not get pregnant again!
Chad : No problem I will just Boob Fuck you then squirt cum all over your naked body!
Kiersten : Wow you always have a solution to satisfy your sexual needs!
Chad : Shut up and get naked!

by SlopNChop January 24, 2017

Lather

When soap is applied to the body and spread around during a shower

Chad: Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Jesus Christ! Holy Shit! God Damn!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Wow that was some major cum looks like my sticky body's gonna need a shower!
Chad : Maybe I could join you and Lather your body!
Kiersten : Well the good thing is we can fuck in the shower and wash the cum right off!
Chad : I love to Lather you smooth body and fuck your soft pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Chad you are so sexual!

by SlopNChop March 07, 2017

Ejaculate

When cum squirts out of the tip of a guy's penis

Chad : WOW You Are So Pretty!
Maggie : OH MY GOD GET OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM!
Chad : O WOW Silk panties (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON MY PANTIES!
Chad : O WOW A Silky Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE IN MY BRA!
Chad : O WOW Your Hair is so soft (sniff) Ahhhhhhhh!

Maggie : YOU BASTARD YOU EJACULATED ON MY LEG IM CALLING THE COPS!
Cops : Ok PERVE your coming with us your under arrest for Public Ejaculation!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON THE COP!
Cop : O you will serve hard time for that (WACK) (WACK) (WACK)
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Maggie : Wow I never seen a guy Ejaculate so much!
Steve : Hey Pretty Girl! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD! HELP! HELP!
Cop : Come along PERVE and join your boyfriend!
Steve : Ohhh! can we share a cell so we can Ejaculate on each other?
Cop : (WACK) (WACK (WACK)
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Cop : Sorry for the mess mam! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Maggie : Thanks Hot Cop Man Wow did you just Ejaculate in your pant's?
Cop : Uhh Yeah your kinda naked!
Maggie : Well why don't you close the door and Ejaculate inside me then!? (wink)
Cop : Well im sure there is still some Ejaculation left in the tank! (wink)

by SlopNChop May 08, 2019

Fart Fuck

When two people are having sex and the dick makes a fart sound while it's thursting the pussy or anus!

Kiersten : Oh Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Harder! Harder! Harder! I'm Cumming! I'm Cumming!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Did you just fart?
Chad : No it was just a Fart Fuck no gas was actually released!
Kiersten: Thank god cause that would be gross!

by SlopNChop January 30, 2017

Shuck N Suck

When A person's pant's are removed and there private's are sucked

Craig : What's up with all the cummy face's today?
Chad : Oh check this out "Hey Kiersten"
Kiersten : Yes Chad!
Chad : Shuck N Suck
Kiersten : MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Thanks Kiersten Now Get Your Ass Back To Work!
Chad : Hey Sara!
Sara : Yes Chad!
Chad : Shuck N Suck
Sara : MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Thanks Sara Now Get Your Ass Back To Work!
Steve : Hey Chad Shuck N Suck!
Chad : Hey Steve Get The Fuck Out Of My Face Or You Will Be Fired!!!
Steve : Ok I'm Sorry!
Craig : Wow blowjob's at work nice!
Chad : Hey Craig Shuck N Suck!
Craig Oh no I'm not going there I will not suck your cock!
Chad : Fine then YOUR FIRED pack up your shit and hit the bricks!

by SlopNChop February 26, 2017