Hard

When A guy's penis get's stiff and long

Chad : O Wow Kiersten is wearing tight gym short's, A white tank top, & cute little ankle socks today oh I'm getting so Hard!
Craig : Yeah I get Hard when she bends over and her thong tug's through her pussy lips!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! O crap I just creamed my pant's!
Craig : Sorry about that I forgot that Kiersten's pussy made you ejaculate!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Damn! Don't worry about it I'll just have Steve lick them out!
Craig : Well I guess i'll go hang out with Kiersten & drop thing's so I can get Hard!
Chad : And I'll go find Steve cause this cum in my pant's is getting heavy!

by SlopNChop December 01, 2017

Fuck Buddy

When two friends enjoy the benefits of sex but are not committed to a relationship with each other.

Kiersten: Hey is Chad around I was supposed to meet him here?
Chad's Dad: Sorry he's not here right now by they way who are you?
Kiersten : I'm his Fuck Buddy Kiersten!
Chad's Dad: Wow he never told me he was fucking A cute little ass on the side!
Kiersten : That's right we fuck everyday till his wife get's home then I sneak out the bedroom window!
Chad's Dad : Well aren't you just a Naughty little girl maybe I should teach you a lesson!
Kiersten : Oh you wanna fuck my little pussy don't you Huh! Huh!
Chad's Dad: Oh baby I do my wife's playin bingo right now so I can be your Fuck Buddy!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! You should spank me since I'm bein Naughty!!! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Chad's Dad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Kiersten : I'm so Naughty Fuck Me! Fuck Me! Fuck Me! Cum in my tight little pussy!
Chad's Dad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh Shit I'm having a heart attach!
Kiersten : Oh No what do I do how about a Blowjob to revive you!
Chad's Dad : Yeah I think that will do!
Kiersten : MMMMMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad's Dad : Ok I'm better but keep suckin!
Chad : Dad What The Hell Is Goin On why is my Fuck Buddy suckin your dick?
Chad's Dad : Sorry but she's a Naughty Girl and I had to punish her!
Chad : You GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
Kiersten : Well Chad since I was Naughty are you going to punish me?
Chad : Oh Baby you know I will!

by SlopNChop February 17, 2017

Gang Bang

When three guys stick there dicks in one girl at the same time one in the pussy one in the mouth and one in the anus

Kiersten : Wow last night was amazing!
Kaylee : What Happened?
Kiersten : Jake invited his 2 brother's over and the gave me a Gang Bang!
Kaylee : Oh wow I bet your sore as hell!
Kiersten : Not really but they all have huge cocks like Jake!
Chad : Hey why was I not invited I wanna Gang Bang too!
Kiersten : Sorry Chad your small cock can't keep up!
Steve : Don't worry Chad your small cock will always be good enough for me why don't you come over to my place tonight we can Gang Bang my blowup doll!
Chad: Wow I can't believe my life has come to this A Gang Bang with blowup dolls!
Kiersten : Ha Ha!

by SlopNChop August 18, 2017

Cumling's

Tiny drops of cum

Kaylee : Hey Kiersten why are there Cumling's on you face?
Kiersten : Well you see I gave Jake a blowjob at lunch and didn't wipe my face off DUH!
Steve : Hey guy's check out the Cumling's on my face I was sucking Chad's dick at lunch!
Kaylee : How cute Steve & Kiersten are twins!
Steve : Yeah Kiersten! (Wink)
Kiersten : Go wipe off your face jackass!

by SlopNChop July 21, 2018

Yummy Cummy

A sweet sticky goo that a man releases from his penis to pleasure his partner after a vigorous fuck!

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Now shower me in your Yummy Cummy please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmm YUMMY!!!
Chad : Hey there's more where that came from!
Kiersten : Awesome FUCK ME AGAIN!
Chad : Oh Baby!

by SlopNChop January 18, 2017

Friends

A mega hit NBC tv series from the 90's where a group of friends live together and occasionally date each other.

Chad : Hey Kiersten how about I come over to your place tonight we can watch Friends and cuddle!
Kiersten : No way I'm going to Jakes were gonna watch a porn and fuck like crazy!
Chad : I remember when we made that porn together you was Rachel and I was Ross!
Kiersten : Hey you told me you got rid of that stupid thing!
Chad : No way it's the only memory of your hot naked body I got left!
Kiersten : You Bastard!

by SlopNChop July 16, 2017

Slobber

When the mouth sucks on a body part and produces saliva

Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber on my neck!
Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber in my arm pit!
Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber on my breasts!
Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber on my pussy!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Oh Kiersten I love when you Slobber on my balls!
Kiersten : Uh Jake honey im looking right at you how can I be Slobbering on your balls?
Steve : MMMMMMM! MMMMMMM! LA! LA! LA! LA! God Damn Jake Your Balls Are YUMMY!
Kiersten : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED! JAKE CALL THE COPS!!!!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : DAMN"T JAKE QUIT HAVING AN ORGASAM AND CALL THE COPS!
Steve : MMMM! Cummy! Now time to Slobber on Kiersten!
Kiersten : HELP!

by SlopNChop September 19, 2018