SlopNChop's definitions

Lesbian

A girl who enjoys the romantic and sexual company of other girls.

Bambi : Hey Kaylee! (wink)
Kaylee : Uh hey Bambi!
Jenna : Hey Kaylee! (wink)
Kaylee : Why are all these girls are winking at me?
Kiersten : Probally cause I told everyone your a Lesbian pretty funny huh!
Kaylee : You Stupid Bitch! How could you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee (wink)
Kiersten : Oh Steve you silly boo Kaylee is a Lesbian!
Steve : O Really I just didn't know sorry!
Kaylee : Kiersten SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Vanessa : Hey Kaylee! Mmm we should hook up sometime! (wink)
Kaylee : GOD DAMN"T IM NOT A LESBIAN!

by SlopNChop June 16, 2018

Hair Up

When a girl wears her hair up in hopes of giving a guy head!

Craig : Hey check out Kiersten she's Hair Up today!
Chad : Wow my dick's already getting hard! Oh Here She Comes!
Kiersten : Hello Boy's!
Craig : Hey Kiersten we were just talkin about you!
Chad : Yeah and are dicks are full of cum!
Kiersten : We should really do something about that!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmm! Yummy!

by SlopNChop February 1, 2017

Balls

A man body part located under the penis used to create and store cum

Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna tickle my Balls you will receive a yummy surprise if you do?
Kiersten : Uh No! And pull up your pants were in public!
Steve : Oh La La La!
Chad : OOOOO! Jesus Christ! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve: MMMMMMM! Yummy!
Chad: Oh Steve your such a sneaky guy!
Steve: I just love to tickle Balls!
Chad : Good Now Suck Them!
Steve: Mmmmm! Lalalalala Ahhhhh!
Chad: Damn Steve you sure know how to handle a guy's Balls!
Kiersten : Well that was a bunch of disgusting!

by SlopNChop April 19, 2018

Jizzed

When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.

Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!

by SlopNChop October 12, 2016

Handjob

When a penis is held by another person's hand and stroked for pleasure

Chad: Hey Kiersten could you come to my office please!
Kiersten : What's up I'm really busy hope this don't take long!
Chad : I just want my daily Handjob that's all then you can get back to work!
Kiersten : Ok pull down your pant's!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh shit you got cum all over my shirt!
Chad: No problem now you can have me with you for the rest of the day!
Kiersten : Oh Chad your so sweet!
Chad : I know now get your ass back to work after I slap it!
Kiersten : Ohhh!

by SlopNChop January 26, 2017

Virgin

A person who wait's til marriage to have sexual intercoarse

Craig : Wow can't believe it's prom season seems like we just went ourselves!
Chad : Yeah what A night I remember having a threesome with Jenny & Marissa!
Craig : Didn't Marissa have A baby 9 months later?
Chad : Uh yeah but it wasn't mine!
Craig : But you were the only guy and she was a Virgin who's was it then?
Chad : I would say Jim's since he was holdin the camera and jacking off!
Craig : Yeah Right his sperm just flew across the room and landed in her pussy!
Chad : Seriously It was in our hair all over the girls pussy's and my dick the floor and walls were covered too!
Craig : Chad shut the fuck up!
Chad : Dam I bet hotel service had fun cleaning up that sticky mess!

by SlopNChop May 5, 2017

Pussy

A woman's pleasure hole

Jake : Oh Kiersten I could pound your Pussy all night!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ah!
Kiersten : No Baby Don't Stop Now!
Jake : Sorry I need to take a shit!
Kiersten : Ok I'll just play with my Pussy till you get back!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! OOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Oh! Oh! Oh! Ahhhhhhh! AHHHH! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Jake why the fuck why did you shit on the carpet?
Jake : Sorry I enjoy watching you play with your Pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Baby why don't you come over here and play with it yourself! But go wipe first!
Jake : Woopeee!
Kiersten : Not with my sheets you asshole God Damn now my bed smells like shit!
Jake: Mmmmmm! Pussy Time!
Kiersten : O no I'm doing laundry and cleaning the carpet Fuck You!
Jake : Oh Poop! Guess i'll just have to masturbate!
Kiersten : Not In My Bed!

by SlopNChop April 19, 2018