A woman who looks hot from the rear, but ugly from the front. The term is generally used when a man is fooled as he approaches her from the rear.
Boy, did I get tricked by a hotnot today. This chick I was walking behind had nice long blond hair, a great ass and a hot body. Then she turned around and not only hurt my eyes, but my penis just shriveled. She was an old wrinkly woman thinking she could fool guys by dying her hair and wearing clothes that showed off her hot ass.
by Slo Joe Jizz August 31, 2010
Get the hotnotmug. Short for "nerdy cute". A girl who has a nerdish appearance, possibly wearing glasses and resembling a librarian. The trained male eye can see past the nerdiness and get straight to the potential for hotness. A man who finds a nute often feels like he has found a hidden treasure and will fanatsize about taking her out of her nerdy shell and turning her into a sex maniac.
The nute ties her hair in a bun and wears those dark-rimmed glasses, but most men can see how hot she really is.
by Slo Joe Jizz September 1, 2010
Get the nutemug. I'm kind of short on cash. What say we do some club dining at BJ's Wholesale Club? Yesterday, they were offering samples of lasagna, pizza, crackers and sherbet. The samples are tiny but after a few rounds, I had a complete meal.
by Slo Joe Jizz October 4, 2010
Get the club diningmug. A person who is not bound by his politically and/or legally correct environment when choosing who to have sex with as long as it is consensual. This person is not a rapist and hates terms like "statutory rape" designed to make a crime out of loving, consensual sex.
In Canada, it is okay for a man to be a practicing consensuasexual with a 14-year-old girl, but in the US it is a crime? Well, if it was really that heinous it would be a crime everywhere. Forcing someone to have sex is a crime regardless of the age. Consensual sex with someone in their right mind is never a crime. Let's put true rapists in jail and keep respectful consensuasexual people out of jail!
by Slo Joe Jizz September 7, 2010
Get the consensuasexualmug. To have sex at both ends with a fat woman, by first fucking her up the ass, then rolling her over and fucking her up her clit.
I don't know what came over me. She was a bit overweight which turned me off, but by the time she was done sucking my cock, I got so horny that I started rolling a fatty.
by Slo Joe Jizz October 1, 2010
Get the rolling a fattymug. When a man tricks a girl to sit on his lap in a position where his erection will eventually slide into her vagina.
by Slo Joe Jizz September 15, 2010
Get the Santa spindlemug. When a female stimulates a male by rubbing his testicles or licking the side of his cock while he is laying down and his cock is erect and pointing straight up, the "snow cone" occurs when the cum oozes out and remains on top of the cock, ready to eat.
by Slo Joe Jizz August 30, 2010
Get the snow conemug.