When a girl takes the guy's penis between her hands, moveing them back and forth as if to light a fire with sticks.
My girlfriend gave me a russian tornado last night and I haven't unwinded yet.
Mental state induced by the presence of one or several milfs. Young, single men are most at risk. Common alleged symptoms are daydreaming and overwhelming desire. Also known as cougar disease
Milfantasy occurences have increased phenomenally since the invention of the internet.
Act of streaking in a mirror maze.
That carnival overcharged me, but I didn't mind, I had my riddler's revenge.
The act of making an opening into a material or product and then proceeding to sexual intercourse with it.
Slice and Fuck: better than Fish and Chips.
A rare condition in which one cannot help from repeatedly blinking during intercourse.
My girlfriend was freaked out until I explained I suffered from blinkercourse.
Person who's look changes completely when wearing a mustache, so much they can barely be recognized.
That day, when my brother came into the house and looked into my eyes, my blood frose: I learned he was a werestache.
Screaming while peeing in a public urinal as to make others frightened.
I went to the bathroom and there was this old man mozarting. I got so afraid that peed my pants while running out. All was well that ended well.