SkyFood's definitions

drunchies

An insatiable and overpowering sense of hunger one gets after a few hours of drinking.

"Dan was so powered by the drunchies that he found a Dominos obscured in complete darkness."

by SkyFood July 7, 2009

suicideway

A particular stretch of road/highway that is so often clogged it makes you want to commit suicide whenever you drive on it.

"We should walk there. At this time of night Lafayette street is a suicideway."

by Skyfood April 4, 2009

czartender

A bartender whose attention is so hard to get (s)he must be distracted by dictator duties.

"Dude you were up there for twenty minutes!" "I know, she's a total czartender."

by Skyfood April 5, 2009

fasian

A fashionable, usually intimidatingly so, Asian.

You could skewer a pumpkin on that fasian's bangs.

by Skyfood April 4, 2009

shitstop

When one needs to break up their current activity for the sole purpose of defecation.

"Dude, we gotta stop this jog and find some bushes for a shitstop. I got a growler the size and temper of grandma coming."

by SkyFood June 14, 2009

e-tard

A person who is significantly behind the technology curve.

"My Mom is trying to make a Facebook account but I'm not worried, she's an e-tard."

by Skyfood January 20, 2010

sweaturrection

1. A second, mysterious reappearance of sweat after it was thought to be defeated.

"Damn it, even after that 20 minute shower I'm getting a sweaturrection because of this damn suit!"

by SkyFood July 15, 2009