1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".
2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
by Sklooby March 19, 2008
Get the My girlfriend Sallymug. A man or woman with a large forefinger resulting from repeatedly clicking on the "OK" button, thereby allowing any number of spurious definitions through, including my own. See thumbs up and thumbs down.
Fuck, man. It's come to this. I'm forty years old, half drunk, and just randomly adding shit to a website.
Fuck, man. It's come to this. I'm forty years old, half drunk, and just randomly adding shit to a website.
by Sklooby March 19, 2008
Get the Editormug. by Sklooby March 20, 2008
Get the Iron Fistmug. by Sklooby May 10, 2008
Get the boyfriendmug. Alt. spelling of krimsoy.
Usage: as the word is parthenogenetic and consequently has no etymology, there is no correct spelling of crimsoy/krimsoy, though most scholars consider its spelling as krimsoy to be more in keeping with the spirit in which the word was invented.
Usage: as the word is parthenogenetic and consequently has no etymology, there is no correct spelling of crimsoy/krimsoy, though most scholars consider its spelling as krimsoy to be more in keeping with the spirit in which the word was invented.
by Sklooby March 19, 2008
Get the Crimsoymug. An expression requesting a picture of naked breasts to serve as proof of having a girlfriend. Also used to question an online poster's sexual identity.
Rosencrantz: My girlfriend gave me such a great blowjob last night.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!
Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!
Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.
by Sklooby October 27, 2008
Get the Tits or it didn't happenmug. by Sklooby March 18, 2008
Get the Flatchmug.