Sklooby's definitions

That's what she said

1) An expression used when quoting a noteworthy passage by a female writer.

2) An expression akin in meaning to "As the actress said to the bishop", and about as funny too, which is to say not very.

Jake: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

Elwood: That's what she said!

by Sklooby March 19, 2008

blowjob

1. The act of forcing open a bank vault or safe with the use of explosives.
2. In a gang of criminals, the person who is in charge of explosives.

1. Dragon Lady said she wasn't looking for a wheel man right now, but maybe she might need a blowjob later this month.

2. "If you ever need a blowjob," said Lefty, "Dynamite Dinah's the girl to go to."

by Sklooby March 16, 2008

Zack-zack-zack-kapweeng

The sound of one hand clapping.

Zack-zack-zack-kapweeng! Oswald had found true enlightenment at last.

by Sklooby March 18, 2008

Flatch

Vaginal fluid or ejaculate.

Help me get this flatch off the walls before my wife gets home!

by Sklooby March 18, 2008

Gribbly

1. Disagreeable and grey, esp. of architecture.
2. Frumpish.

1. Must we move to Lewisham? It's so gribbly there.
2. "What?" asked Boris, amazed. "You want me to boff Ann Widdecombe? But she's so gribbly!"

by Sklooby March 16, 2008

boyfriend

A person who is not you.

I'm going to have sex with my boyfriend.

by Sklooby May 10, 2008

Crimsoy

Alt. spelling of krimsoy.

Usage: as the word is parthenogenetic and consequently has no etymology, there is no correct spelling of crimsoy/krimsoy, though most scholars consider its spelling as krimsoy to be more in keeping with the spirit in which the word was invented.

Some people write it crimsoy, others krimsoy; heck, my cousin even calls it a ketcham!

by Sklooby March 19, 2008