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Definitions by Sklooby

Skla-TCHOOF

The sound that would probably result if the superhero Iron Fist split the earth in two by hitting it hard at the Equator.
Power Man: Danny, don' you make yo' fist be all glowin', boy. Danny, I knows you upset, but you want to be cool wit' all dat shit, like you gon' split da erf in two, you don' look out.
Iron Fist: (Skla-TCHOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Skla-TCHOOF by Sklooby March 19, 2008
A man or woman with a large forefinger resulting from repeatedly clicking on the "OK" button, thereby allowing any number of spurious definitions through, including my own. See thumbs up and thumbs down.

Fuck, man. It's come to this. I'm forty years old, half drunk, and just randomly adding shit to a website.
I am the editor, you are the writer. I think we both know whose cock gets sucked here today.
Editor by Sklooby March 19, 2008

My girlfriend Sally 

1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".

2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
My girlfriend Sally says she loves it when I do sex with her up the anal root canal.
My girlfriend Sally by Sklooby March 19, 2008

That's what she said 

1) An expression used when quoting a noteworthy passage by a female writer.

2) An expression akin in meaning to "As the actress said to the bishop", and about as funny too, which is to say not very.
Jake: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

Elwood: That's what she said!
That's what she said by Sklooby March 19, 2008

Zack-zack-zack-kapweeng 

The sound of one hand clapping.
Zack-zack-zack-kapweeng! Oswald had found true enlightenment at last.
Vaginal fluid or ejaculate.
Help me get this flatch off the walls before my wife gets home!
Flatch by Sklooby March 18, 2008
A spiral shape, often but not exclusively produced by swirling a spoonful of cream in tomato soup. Also spelled crimsoy.
Hank Ketcham drew Dennis the Menace's knees as krimsoys.
Krimsoy by Sklooby March 16, 2008