That's what she said

1) An expression used when quoting a noteworthy passage by a female writer.

2) An expression akin in meaning to "As the actress said to the bishop", and about as funny too, which is to say not very.
Jake: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

Elwood: That's what she said!
by Sklooby March 19, 2008
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Krimsoy

A spiral shape, often but not exclusively produced by swirling a spoonful of cream in tomato soup. Also spelled crimsoy.
Hank Ketcham drew Dennis the Menace's knees as krimsoys.
by Sklooby March 16, 2008
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Ketcham

A spiral shape, whether drawn, sculpted or occurring naturally; see also krimsoy.

Etymology: C.20, after Hank Ketcham (1920-2001), U.S. cartoonist and creator of Dennis the Menace, who characteristically drew knees as spiral shapes.
Man, that Ketcham sure could draw a krimsoy!
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Zack-zack-zack-kapweeng

Zack-zack-zack-kapweeng! Oswald had found true enlightenment at last.
by Sklooby March 18, 2008
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Iron Fist

Marvel Comics kung fu billionaire superhero who is made of omnipotence and win.
I'm rich and powerful and my fist lights up. I'm Iron Fist.
by Sklooby March 20, 2008
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blowjob

1. The act of forcing open a bank vault or safe with the use of explosives.
2. In a gang of criminals, the person who is in charge of explosives.
1. Dragon Lady said she wasn't looking for a wheel man right now, but maybe she might need a blowjob later this month.

2. "If you ever need a blowjob," said Lefty, "Dynamite Dinah's the girl to go to."
by Sklooby March 16, 2008
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My girlfriend Sally

1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".

2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
My girlfriend Sally says she loves it when I do sex with her up the anal root canal.
by Sklooby March 19, 2008
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