beef

It's what's for dinner.

Beef: it's what's for dinner.

by Skelwor August 21, 2009

Billy Mays

Known as "the Oxi-Clean guy", but now does other ads. Often kicked out of libraries.

Billy Mays: OXI-CLEAN!!!!!
Librarian: Get out of here! This is a library, not an auditorium!

by Skelwor May 13, 2009

signature

When someone writes his/her own name in cursive, usually illegible.

Guy1: Awesome! I got Kristen Stewart's signature!
Guy2: How can you tell? I can't read it.
Guy1: Well, I saw her sign it.

by Skelwor March 16, 2009

O=(^_^)=O

Hug emoticon.

Hug? O=(^_^)=O

by Skelwor June 15, 2009

Norwalk

A small town in Iowa.

Person 1: So how's Norwalk?
Person 2: Kind of small, but not as slow as most think.

by Skelwor February 01, 2009

haul ass

To move fast and work rapidly, or to deliver hookers to their customers.

Oh man, it's 10:45! I gotta haul ass!

That pimp makes money hauling ass.

by Skelwor August 14, 2009

offense

When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.

Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.

by Skelwor August 10, 2009