Gonome

A Headcrab Zombie's second stage of mutation, appearing only in Half-Life: Opposing Force.
If a Headcrab Zombie isn't killed, it turns into a Gonome.
by Skelwor December 10, 2009
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haul ass

To move fast and work rapidly, or to deliver hookers to their customers.
Oh man, it's 10:45! I gotta haul ass!

That pimp makes money hauling ass.
by Skelwor August 14, 2009
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Antivirus Plus

A virus that imitates real security software and "scans" your computer, giving bogus viruses in an attempt to scare you into giving them your credit card number.
Antivirus plus? What's that? Oh no! 32 threats found? Malicious software detected? Here's my credit card number! Charge me any amount you'd like!
by Skelwor January 25, 2010
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beef

It's what's for dinner.
Beef: it's what's for dinner.
by Skelwor August 22, 2009
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quicksand

Just sand, but you can get trapped and suffocate in it.
"Oh no! Help! I'm trapped in quicksand! I'm about to drown!"
"Actually, quicksand is just sand, but it's just a bit runnier."
"Oh hey, I didn't know that. That's pretty cool. Gurgle"
by Skelwor September 07, 2009
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Billy Mays

Known as "the Oxi-Clean guy", but now does other ads. Often kicked out of libraries.
Billy Mays: OXI-CLEAN!!!!!
Librarian: Get out of here! This is a library, not an auditorium!
by Skelwor May 13, 2009
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offense

When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.
Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.
by Skelwor August 11, 2009
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