haul ass

To move fast and work rapidly, or to deliver hookers to their customers.

Oh man, it's 10:45! I gotta haul ass!

That pimp makes money hauling ass.

by Skelwor August 14, 2009

Gonome

A Headcrab Zombie's second stage of mutation, appearing only in Half-Life: Opposing Force.

If a Headcrab Zombie isn't killed, it turns into a Gonome.

by Skelwor December 10, 2009

signature

When someone writes his/her own name in cursive, usually illegible.

Guy1: Awesome! I got Kristen Stewart's signature!
Guy2: How can you tell? I can't read it.
Guy1: Well, I saw her sign it.

by Skelwor March 16, 2009

Norwalk

A small town in Iowa.

Person 1: So how's Norwalk?
Person 2: Kind of small, but not as slow as most think.

by Skelwor February 01, 2009

Antivirus Plus

A virus that imitates real security software and "scans" your computer, giving bogus viruses in an attempt to scare you into giving them your credit card number.

Antivirus plus? What's that? Oh no! 32 threats found? Malicious software detected? Here's my credit card number! Charge me any amount you'd like!

by Skelwor January 25, 2010

quicksand

Just sand, but you can get trapped and suffocate in it.

"Oh no! Help! I'm trapped in quicksand! I'm about to drown!"
"Actually, quicksand is just sand, but it's just a bit runnier."
"Oh hey, I didn't know that. That's pretty cool. Gurgle"

by Skelwor September 07, 2009

offense

When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.

Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.

by Skelwor August 11, 2009