Definitions by Skelwor

>_> 

An annoying internet emoticon people use instead of stating how much of a dumbass they think you are, often stating how much of a hypocrite they are. Also used as <_<

"who cares >_>"
"Hypocrite."
"whats a hippocrite >_>"

>_> by Skelwor June 3, 2009

bed and breakfats 

The result when you attempt to search "bed and breakfast" on Urban Dictionary and misspell it.

Oops! Instead of typing "bed and breakfast" I typed "bed and breakfats" and got to this page, giving a perfect example!

bed and breakfats by Skelwor June 3, 2009

zygomorphic 

A word you looked up because you saw it in a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon of the two playing Scrabble.

Zygomorphic? What the hell does that mean?

zygomorphic by Skelwor May 28, 2009

Billy Mays 

Known as "the Oxi-Clean guy", but now does other ads. Often kicked out of libraries.

Billy Mays: OXI-CLEAN!!!!!
Librarian: Get out of here! This is a library, not an auditorium!

Billy Mays by Skelwor May 13, 2009

Breasts 

The "sophisticated" term for boobs or tits. Takes out the attractiveness out of them!

"He tried to touch my breasts..."
"Ugh, just say boobs or something!"

Breasts by Skelwor May 13, 2009

Xanadu

A song about an ice mountain paradise by the band Rush.

"I listened to Xanadu the other day."
"Oh hey, I love that song!"

Xanadu by Skelwor May 11, 2009

signature 

When someone writes his/her own name in cursive, usually illegible.

Guy1: Awesome! I got Kristen Stewart's signature!
Guy2: How can you tell? I can't read it.
Guy1: Well, I saw her sign it.

signature by Skelwor March 16, 2009