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falcor

A white oversized dragon dog from the never ending story series. Loves to eat fagmaster
"Falcor, i love"

"one day i'll be Falcor"
by Simon December 15, 2004
mugGet the falcormug.

southern bell

by Simon February 22, 2004
mugGet the southern bellmug.

nah

A geordie (Newcastle) word for know.
by Simon December 14, 2004
mugGet the nahmug.

Lay a loaf

Taking a massive shit. Used frequently by Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue.
I chowed down at Taco Bell eating a dozen Chaloopas; I gotta go lay a loaf on the bowl.
by Simon October 14, 2004
mugGet the Lay a loafmug.

poppadum

To be an inbred Immigrant of an African origin that worships people who wear Cowboy Boots.
Joe Smith is such a Poppadum
by Simon April 2, 2005
mugGet the poppadummug.

dung funnel

aka poopshoot or arse. passage for human waste with puckered end for crimping.
i hear that julie chester takes it right up the dung funnel.
by Simon September 17, 2003
mugGet the dung funnelmug.

Poopacious

Dorey was quite poopacious after getting his ass pounded by Spike.Dorey pooped his/her lady boy panties
by Simon October 15, 2004
mugGet the Poopaciousmug.

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