157 definitions by Simon

Dicky Waver

A male who exposes his pecker at inappropriate moments.

The complaintant states, she was jogging in the park when an obese male caucasian with a mullet exposed his 2 inch penis to her.

This is the 7th. complaint about the Dicky Waver in this park!

by Simon October 16, 2004

good times

A quote used to convey that great things have happened/will happen/are happening.

Peter: "there were heaps of free drinks and hot chicks"
Simon: "Wow thats cool"
Peter: "Good times my friend"

by Simon March 21, 2005

Toss pocket

1.
n. A cum bucket
2.
adj. A complete wanker

1. He bent me over, lowered his pants and used me for a toss pocket for over an hour. (Tony Blair commenting upon his last meeting with George Bush)

2. Tony Blair

by Simon March 18, 2004

cunt

slang for the female genitailia, an insult, believed by many prudes to be one of the most insulting and rudist words in the english language

i've love to lick your cunt
you are such a cunt

by Simon February 19, 2005

Bwop

Goofy, Doofy, Socially Inept, Incapable of socially acceptable behavior

"John Kerry's long face and hi-rise hairdo are totally bwop"

by Simon May 15, 2004

southern bell

The phone company

Don"t mess with Ma Bell.

by Simon February 22, 2004

knob

the male organ, penis.

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"

by Simon December 24, 2003