Definitions by Simon

cha-ching

The ability to make money from nothing

After selling sh*t for nothing: 'Cha-ching!'

cha-ching by Simon December 22, 2004

falcor 

A white oversized dragon dog from the never ending story series. Loves to eat fagmaster

"Falcor, i love"

"one day i'll be Falcor"

falcor by Simon December 15, 2004

nah

A geordie (Newcastle) word for know.

I don't know

"I divint nah"

nah by Simon December 14, 2004

simape

a beast, in shotesham, not to be messed with, or will whack out his mole of power, and go all drop bear on ur ass!

oh no, look simape is coming for us

simape by simon December 13, 2004

chaco 

slang for vagina, evoking both chaunch and meat taco

Jennifer Lopez has a well oiled chaco.

chaco by Simon November 16, 2004

assassassin 

noun. a regular assassin who is specifically focused on the ass or anal vicinity. Perhaps his targets all have abnormally large asses, perhaps he uses with a weapon in that area. Finally, there could be a hint of anal sex involved.

He's so fat no normal assassin will do, only an assassassin can reach the gooey center.

assassassin by Simon November 16, 2004

monket 

1. A small monk and/or monkey
2. An exclamaion

1. "I'm going to see the chorus of monkets at the tiny church today"
2. "Ow, monket! I stubbed my toe"

monket by Simon November 14, 2004