Simon's definitions

falcor

A white oversized dragon dog from the never ending story series. Loves to eat fagmaster

"Falcor, i love"

"one day i'll be Falcor"

by Simon December 15, 2004

southern bell

The phone company

Don"t mess with Ma Bell.

by Simon February 22, 2004

nah

A geordie (Newcastle) word for know.

I don't know

"I divint nah"

by Simon December 14, 2004

Lay a loaf

Taking a massive shit. Used frequently by Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue.

I chowed down at Taco Bell eating a dozen Chaloopas; I gotta go lay a loaf on the bowl.

by Simon October 14, 2004

poppadum

To be an inbred Immigrant of an African origin that worships people who wear Cowboy Boots.

Joe Smith is such a Poppadum

by Simon April 2, 2005

dung funnel

aka poopshoot or arse. passage for human waste with puckered end for crimping.

i hear that julie chester takes it right up the dung funnel.

by Simon September 17, 2003

Poopacious

Of or pertaining to excessive shitting.

Dorey was quite poopacious after getting his ass pounded by Spike.Dorey pooped his/her lady boy panties

by Simon October 15, 2004