Simon's definitions

lacegirl

1. Hot female, mainly in age to have sex,who likes to wear and show lace underwear.

2. The most comon girls in the adut japanese comics.

1. A lacegirl is the right kind of bitch to suck your cock early in the mornig.

2. Minako's underwear is so sweet, I think she's the best japanese lacegirl.

by simon August 24, 2004

meecrob

To be stinkier than poo.

This food smells like meecrob

by Simon April 16, 2003

leg broke

It's not so much a physical ailment, but rather a social status, the likes of which can't none of these bitches done touch.

"Lord Stoner's got leg broke."

by Simon February 3, 2004

rimjaw

pu your legs behind your head and have someone lick your butthole

Tony Blair would put his legs behind his head, and gorden brown would lick his little hairy butthole

by simon May 13, 2003

gadface

A.K.A Richard. A little boy who's voice has not broken who has a very sick mind

Gadface, richard, get a life u sick little boy

by Simon February 13, 2005

GrindFucker

One who listens to brutal extreme grind music very loud.

Simon is so heavily into the metal scene that he is a Grindfucker.

by simon February 7, 2004

Toilet Trout

A close cousin of the Stray Dave with all the staying power but none of the bouyancy. a Toilet Trout sits on the bottom of the pan developing am orangey-brown "halo"
Can sometimes be shifted by "Tout Tickling" - urinating at high pressure to break the trout down into flushable pieces

that toilet trout must've been there ages, look at the size of the halo!!

by Simon January 19, 2004