14 definitions by SilverSheilds
by SilverSheilds May 17, 2018
by SilverSheilds May 05, 2020
A person in their 20s whose voice still voice sounds like they haven't finished puberty. They act like they're from the hood, but really grew up in the country. The Kyle usually grows to be about 5'6" and is built like a twig, even with a six-pack. They tend to get in bar fights with people twice their size while high on pills or crack. They smoke menthols inside their broken down pickup trucks that bear a Confederate flag. Their main source of sustainance is Monster energy drinks so they have enough energy to punch holes in their walls. They beat their girlfriends while crying at the same time because of how emotionally stunted and insecure they are.
See also: Cody
See also: Cody
It's hard to take Kyle seriously when he's yelling at you, because he usually sounds like a whiny little bitch while doing it.
by SilverSheilds May 05, 2020
1. When a man steals all your valuables after you've fallen asleep from lovemaking and disappears
2. When a father takes all of his belongings and walks out on his family and is never seen or heard from again
2. When a father takes all of his belongings and walks out on his family and is never seen or heard from again
1. I invited a guy over last night and when I woke up, he and all my cash was gone. He pulled a Snowden on me!
2. Roberta and her family haven't been the same since her husband abandoned them. That asshole totally Snowdened it!
{Snowden} {thief} {abandoned} {family}
2. Roberta and her family haven't been the same since her husband abandoned them. That asshole totally Snowdened it!
{Snowden} {thief} {abandoned} {family}
by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018
by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018
When one or two men fuck a girl while they are in a standing position and the girl is doing a handstand.
My girl and my buddy were totally down for the Leaking Tower of Pisa. {Threesome} {sex} {upside down}
by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018
by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018

