Aqua Globe

Another word used for a bong

Pass me that aqua globe!

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

Little Bag of Fun

A small plastic baggie filled with drugs.

Did you get me my little bag of fun?

by SilverSheilds May 05, 2020

Chocolate Surprise

Getting diarrhea in your face while giving a rimjob.

I was eating her ass like groceries when I got a chocolate surprise. {rimjob} {shit}

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

Snowden

1. When a man steals all your valuables after you've fallen asleep from lovemaking and disappears

2. When a father takes all of his belongings and walks out on his family and is never seen or heard from again

1. I invited a guy over last night and when I woke up, he and all my cash was gone. He pulled a Snowden on me!
2. Roberta and her family haven't been the same since her husband abandoned them. That asshole totally Snowdened it!
{Snowden} {thief} {abandoned} {family}

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

BBQ Becky

White people who call the cops on black people who are simply going about their business

That BBQ Becky just called the cops on that black kid just for walking down the street.

by SilverSheilds June 06, 2018

Loch Ness Monster

An aggressive panhandler who uses means of coercion, threats, and even violence to garner money from people. Are usually not actually homeless and are just hoping to use the money for drugs, alcohol, or gambling. See also: Bludger

Chef's dad
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!

by SilverSheilds October 06, 2022

Whoo Hoo

Another word for a vagina or and asshole.

I had to take the suppository straight up the whoo hoo. (vagina) (asshole)

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018