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LexaMexaMelt

When an inebriated female usually of Spanish descent decides to paint the parking lot with poop. Said female prefers droppin' deuces indoors but in a drunken state the parking lot will work. You will know it's her by the presence of shit stained yellow kevlar sleeves.
I'm so pissed Amamda. When we got off last night I stepped in a big LexaMexaMelt! It was so bad I had to throw my shoes out!?!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
mugGet the LexaMexaMeltmug.

vergessered

When one is overly confident about an outcome. Someone that gets Vergessered usually believes that the gods will favor them regardless of what the facts show. People who get Vergessered generally have beautiful blonde hair and amazing eye lashes. It should also be noted they may have blue diamond eyes.
Hey Hannah did you hear Mandy moved to the grind team to be Team leader? Yeah when they had the election she totally got vergessered by Mike.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019
mugGet the vergesseredmug.

Dirty DelDuco

Usually takes place when your partner rejects you for sex. The rejected person waits until their partner is on the middle of a massive shit. At just the point when your partners legs go numb from being on the toilet so long you break in and force yourself on them. Generally your partners legs are so numb they can not close them. The utter shock of you busting in has also rendered their arms useless. This is a sneak attack so you must climax quickly before your partner realizes what is happening. It should as also be noted that the longer you take, the more likely you are to get covered in pooh.
I don't know what going on with my wife and I. If she doesn't give me some soon I am going to have to give her a Dirty DelDuco.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
mugGet the Dirty DelDucomug.

Addison

A "Chad" that fell short of making the fraternity. What an Addison lacks in size he tries to make up for in Horse Power. Usually drives a late model Mustang. Addison's vehicle will be loud and most likely covered in graphics. Addison's usually do this because they can not get normal attention do to their small stature. An Addison once Googled "Can a beta male ever really be an Alpha male?". Addison's strive for positions of power but once attained it is usually short lived due to an Addison's inability to get along with anyone over 5' 5".
Did you guys see the veins poppin' out of the bosses neck when he was scolding us? That guy is such an Addison!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 17, 2019
mugGet the Addisonmug.

scared pubes

Pubic hair that sticks straight out. These pubes give the appearance of being scared straight. Scared pubes are usually found on oriental women.
Chen Li's pussy must have seen a ghost because she had a bad case of scared pubes!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
mugGet the scared pubesmug.

in my bag

The act of becoming one with whatever task you are trying to achieve. One dimensional. Tunnel vision. Grindin'. One who is "in my bag" has forgotten about all else except for the current moment. When you are in your bag you are unstoppable, you will shred anything and everything.
I was in my bag when I got 30 headshots last night!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 26, 2019
mugGet the in my bagmug.

LOP

A term used to describe a punishment imposed on an inmate of the Michigan Department of Corrections. LOP means loss of privileges. When an inmate is on LOP they lose all yard, rec, and TV room privileges.
Shotie got caught smoking in 9 block by Officer Custard so that bitch Mrs. Lewis gave him 5 days LOP.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 31, 2019
mugGet the LOPmug.

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