Definitions by Silicosis9324
Squirrel Girl
Some random gag character in the Marvel Universe that is somehow pretty popular and incredibly powerful.
The fact that Marvel even made a character like Squirrel Girl shows how they either aren't aware that Rule 34 exists or don't care enough to think twice.
Squirrel Girl by Silicosis9324 November 13, 2022
Astrology
The BULLSHIT belief that the constellation your sun happens to be in determines how you'll act and who you're compatible with for the rest of your life. It doesn't. No one gives a shit if you and your worst enemy's zodiac signs aren't compatible. Your worst enemy probably hates you because you're an astrology girl/guy.
Guy: "Why can't me and my little sister get along?"
Astrology Girl: "Probably because you're a Cancer and she's an Aries"
Guy: "STFU. Why do the days we enter this cruel world full of you idiots matter? Stop believing this shit even NASA outright said that it's fake as fuck."
Astrology Girl: "Probably because you're a Cancer and she's an Aries"
Guy: "STFU. Why do the days we enter this cruel world full of you idiots matter? Stop believing this shit even NASA outright said that it's fake as fuck."
Astrology by Silicosis9324 November 13, 2022
Gender Wars
Son: "I hate this gender wars stuff my classmates obsess about. Boys and girls should be equal."
Mom: "Don't worry. This boys vs girls stuff will end in 1st grade."
*20 years later*
Male incel: "WOMEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISANDRIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE KITCHEN"
Female incel: "MEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISOGYNIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE BATTLEFIELD"
MrBeast (yes I'm dead serious): "100 Girls vs 100 Boys for $500,000"
Son: "My mom lied to me"
Mom: "Don't worry. This boys vs girls stuff will end in 1st grade."
*20 years later*
Male incel: "WOMEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISANDRIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE KITCHEN"
Female incel: "MEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISOGYNIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE BATTLEFIELD"
MrBeast (yes I'm dead serious): "100 Girls vs 100 Boys for $500,000"
Son: "My mom lied to me"
Gender Wars by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022
Zodiac signs
Something that is determined by when you exit out of your mom's vagina (or belly in some cases) that some girls use to stereotype you or make up an excuse on why they committed 69420666133791021 war crimes in Ukraine.
Prosecutor: "Your honor, Miss Crystal has been charged with terrorism, arson, grand theft, mass murder, vehicular manslaughter, hate crimes, sexual assault, filing false reports, kidnapping, and attempted genocide."
Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"
Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."
Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*
Lesson: zodiac signs are bs
Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"
Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."
Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*
Lesson: zodiac signs are bs
Zodiac signs by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022
Room temperature IQ
In Fahrenheit, it means Low IQ (68-74)
In Celcius, it means EXTREMELY Low IQ (20-22)
In Kelvin, it means IMPOSSIBLY high (293.15-298.15)
When you actually see it used in real life, 99.9999999999999% of the time it means low IQ.
In Celcius, it means EXTREMELY Low IQ (20-22)
In Kelvin, it means IMPOSSIBLY high (293.15-298.15)
When you actually see it used in real life, 99.9999999999999% of the time it means low IQ.
Tyler: (does something extremely smart)
James: Wow. You have room temperature IQ.
Tyler: I'm sorry what?
James: In Kelvin.
Tyler: Thanks.
James: Wow. You have room temperature IQ.
Tyler: I'm sorry what?
James: In Kelvin.
Tyler: Thanks.
Room temperature IQ by Silicosis9324 November 8, 2022
Pencil Sharpener
Pencil Sharpener by Silicosis9324 June 20, 2022
Red Baron
1) Manfred von Richthofen, the German pilot who got 80 confirmed kills during WWI.
2) The name of some frozen pizza brand thingy. Probably named after the German pilot with 80 kills.
3) Sigh... According to the perverts here at urbandictionary... it's something to do with a girl's period and sex. I'm not kidding. 99% of the definitions for "Red Baron" are sexual and kinky, even though the term wasn't inherently sexual in the first place.
2) The name of some frozen pizza brand thingy. Probably named after the German pilot with 80 kills.
3) Sigh... According to the perverts here at urbandictionary... it's something to do with a girl's period and sex. I'm not kidding. 99% of the definitions for "Red Baron" are sexual and kinky, even though the term wasn't inherently sexual in the first place.
1) "The Red Baron sure did have a lot of kills back then"
2) "They deadass named their pizza after a german pilot with 80 kills. I honestly don't know why."
3) "Imagine being a skilled German pilot during WWI who was feared by the French pilots, and then 90+ years later your nickname is apparently having sex with a girl during her orgasm or some shit like that. I would be rolling in my GRAVE if I was that pilot and found out about this."
2) "They deadass named their pizza after a german pilot with 80 kills. I honestly don't know why."
3) "Imagine being a skilled German pilot during WWI who was feared by the French pilots, and then 90+ years later your nickname is apparently having sex with a girl during her orgasm or some shit like that. I would be rolling in my GRAVE if I was that pilot and found out about this."
Red Baron by Silicosis9324 May 18, 2022