Definitions by ShittierJokes
occasional furniture
Wife: Hey honey shall we use the occasional furniture table tonight for dinner?
Husband: You mean that table we've used every night since we got it?
Husband: You mean that table we've used every night since we got it?
occasional furniture by ShittierJokes November 15, 2017
bum's fresh
After you've shagged your missus on a hot Summer's day, you're sweating profusely about the anal passage. You take a good swipe to clear the salty liquid, then fling it in the general direction of your partner's face. Hey presto, your bum's fresh.
bum's fresh by ShittierJokes November 2, 2017
marmite superhighway
marmite superhighway by ShittierJokes November 1, 2017
hit rock bottom
When one's sexual desires have gotten so out of control that you end up slapping the arse of a statue.
Doc. My sexual urges have gotten so bad that i slapped the arsingtons of a statue whilst walking round London. I hit rock bottom.
hit rock bottom by ShittierJokes October 19, 2017
shitterally
To soil one's undercrackers so badly that they have to be destroyed with immediate effect. This is normally 'achieved' by sharting too forgivably.
Errr darling. Can you go get me a clean pair of cacks please. I've quite shitterally soiled these ones.
shitterally by ShittierJokes October 16, 2017
urban forestry
The art of male grooming of the 'forest' area. Although mainly by posh gentlemen, can sometimes apply to a 'lady' with quite a forest patch which needs to be 'deknotted' or tidied up.
I say old chap. One simply cannot make lunch today. One has a man coming round to help me with my Urban Forestry
urban forestry by ShittierJokes September 13, 2017