Pornerific

Something that is certifiably pornographic and also terrific.

That movie I saw you in the other night was totally Pornerific!

by Shit_4_Brains November 05, 2007

Pornacious

A way to describe anything that is rather pornographic, or at least suggestively so.

The sounds coming from your room last night were quite Pornacious, my dear. Were you using that new vibrator that I bought you, or is something else going on?

by Shit_4_Brains November 05, 2007

Pearl Dive

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

She loves to Pearl Dive on juicy, tuna-flavored snooch for hours!

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007

Butt Smuggler

Someone who hides or conceals things in their anus for the purpose of getting it from one place to another.

Jimmy Crapcorn was one hell of a Butt Smuggler for the US government during the Cold War era. Heck, everyone always wondered how he could store that much microfilm up his bunghole!

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007

Skankri-La

a paradise of more thongs, cleavage, nude (or semi-nude) easy sluts than you've ever seen gathered in one place before.

Wow, it's like Skankri-La up in here!

by Shit_4_Brains September 24, 2007

Hornacity

a way to describe the degree of sexual arousal as a result of a given sight, situation, or circumstance. Usually used as a way to describe a very high level of sexual arousal.

The Hornacity level in the room hit a high point when the speaker took her top off and shook her tits at the previously bored audience. Now awakened, the audience licked their chops with hornacious desire.

by Shit_4_Brains November 11, 2007

Pornify

To make (or suggest) something sexual or pornographic that might not otherwise be.

Person 1: "Why must you always Pornify everything?"

Person 2: "Because I'm a horny fucker!"

by Shit_4_Brains September 28, 2007