Shelly Bozdog's definitions

great dain

"Dain" having generally fallen out of use in the English language is mostly used today only in its negative form, "disdain". However, "dain" is making a comeback among teens and twenties.

great + dain (admiration, adoration, adulation, awe, esteem, respect, reverance).

VINCE VAUGHN: Jennifer, I look upon you with great dain! And Brad was a fucking retard to dump a red hot angel like you for a red hot slut like Anjolina. They'll probably die of AIDS while we live happily ever after.

JENNIFER ANISTON: Ooohhh!!! That is sssoooo SWEEET!

by Shelly Bozdog June 24, 2006

beating yourself in public

To post competing defs on Urban Dictionary and watch them "battle it out" before everyone's eyes.

King Kong, why did you pull a Nantucket Surprise by beating yourself in public?

by Shelly Bozdog August 8, 2006

Musclecar

Vodka and V8. Put two toothpicks over the top of the glass, each with two olives, one at each end of each toothpick. Do NOT cross the toothpicks (the toothpicks represent two axels and the pimentoes four wheels & the green olives four tires. No straws or umbrellas please.

I'd like a Musclecar with a Cheese-Burger Deluxe.

by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

55

To snuggle in bed, usually man behind woman.

______ = ARMS
|:::::
|..........= ABDOMEN
|___
::::::\
........|...= LEGS
____/

My husband and I 55 every morning for about 15 after the alarm goes off.

by Shelly Bozdog June 24, 2006

piece of pie

To remember how to spell PIECE, just think "Piece starts with the sord Pie, as in, I'll have a PIEce of PIE please".

Jack is always asking me for a piece of pie.

by Shelly Bozdog December 10, 2006

Jack Hoffa

Jack Hoffa is not a real person (that I know of), but, a slang name signifying "Jack Offer". Although it might remind you of Jimmy Hoffa, the legendary union leader who came up missing and has been mostly presumed to have been killed by the mafia.

PETER: I accidentally walked in on my roomate dude ... Jack Hoffa!

BOBBY: No way!

PETER: Oh my dog! Unfortunately, it is TRUE!

BOBBY: Oh man, how embarassing. What did you do?

PETER: I said, "Hey man, what's ... oh sorry ..." and then I just shut the door, and drove to the mall, and came home real late. And the next morning, we both just acted like it never happened. I've never brought it up, and neither has he.

by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

Gorida

Derives from a combination of "Al Gore" and "Florida". A word meaning "this contest is rigged!", as in the 2000 Presidential Election (Gore vs. Bush) where the election was "won" by George W. Bush in Florida (Jeb Bush Govenor) even though Al Gore actually had more votes.

When Dick Bush becomes President ...

The Democrats: "Gorida!"

by Shelly Bozdog August 10, 2006