Shannon's definitions

eve 6

3 hot guys who can jam it up baby...best band EVER

im going to have a huge orgy with the members (jon,max,tony) of eve 6.

by shannon April 2, 2004

Wisconsin

The state where girls drink shit beer better than guys from any other state can drink water...and where we somehow make money exporting the beer we think is too shitty to drink to poor college students in Boston...and then the Wisconsin girls go drink it there!

We drink like we're from Wisconsin, we talk like we're from Jersey, and we fuck like rabbits.

by Shannon December 16, 2003

crack whore

someone who will do anything and everything in order to get their CRACK!!

ashely u be the biggest crack whore. always tryin ta get sommmmee!

by shannon February 20, 2004

cunt cork

A friggin tampon
also see pussy plug

I needed some more cunt corks,so I went to Walgreens.

by shannon January 20, 2004

Chem- Unit

loss of chemistry book- $45
scientific calculator cuz you cant use a graphic- $11
m&ms for class lab- $2
passing chemistry never to see mrs. sternizke again

PRICELESS

Woot Woot

by shannon May 27, 2004

benji madden

Guitar player of Good Charlotte. Twin brother to Joel Madden. Normal punk rock guy who needs his ass kicked every once in a while.

Normal: he is a fan of Rancid and Minor Threat.

by Shannon April 7, 2005

nephie

the most beautiful girl in the entire world ; belongs to shannon ; an amazing rapper ; has the hottest lip ring ever

one - everyone talks about neph and acts like shes theres but shes not cuz shes shannons.

by shannon March 13, 2005