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plume butt

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A continuos rank shit smelling fart that comes in a constant cloud. Can be silent or extremely loud.
Joey's plume butt made the car reek for hours.
by Shannon March 13, 2005
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HP-ness

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The essence of nerdiness that makes one eligible for membership in the Murray State University Honors Program, or HP. Especially present in the freshman class of 04-05. Marked by an addiction to the HP Forum and a love for hanging out with other HP-ers.
Tyler is the HP king because he has the biggest HP-ness.

After Christmas break, I was really needing some HP-ness.
by Shannon March 2, 2005
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hailie jade

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The embryo formed by the joining of the sperm of Marshall Mathers and egg of Kim Scott. She was introduced to the world on Christmas Day, 1995 by way of the vaginal orifice of Kim Scott.

a.k.a. cutest little baby grrl in da world!!!!! omfg*~*~!!
by Shannon February 24, 2005
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Fletch

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Anal sex between man/man or man/woman where after the male cums he sucks the sperm out of the others rectum and snowballs with him/her
Justin fletched me last night and my ass still hurts.
by Shannon February 6, 2005
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West Virginia

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The state in which I currently live. We mine tons of coal, and it's about the only thing we do. You actually can make plenty of money out of West Virginia if you're an entrepreneur... but you'd have to have a bar license or own a strip club. Oh, and domestication of animals has alot of money in it, plus sexual benefits.
:1st girl: Wow, he kinda looks like a goat... hahahaha... NICE.

:2nd girl: Well, I did hear his dad owns a farm...
by Shannon February 5, 2005
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Freebird

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Only the greatest southern rock song ever written, by the greatest band ever created, Lynyrd Skynyrd. Yes, you might be a hick if you like this song. If you aren't a redneck, you might be an urban West Virginian.
:At a Skynyrd concert:

guy: Wow, I love this song! Freebird.

girl: So where ya from?

guy: West Virginia.
by shannon February 5, 2005
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1. contraction for "you" and "all." Used by hicks and rednecks or just Southern ladies.

2. contraction for "your" and all." more commonly used by wannabes and pimps.
1. Ya'll better come-n-git yo' possum fo' it get cold.

2. I can't believe ya'll up in my business like that.
by shannon February 5, 2005
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