Shane's definitions

dlol

Don't Laugh Out Loud, say it to people who seem to continually use the lol

dude43:lol
otherdude67:no, dlol

by shane January 30, 2005

bantam

Bantam is Batman spelled incorrectly.

Oh my farking god! Bantam touched me! Err, Batman! (Damn you all!)

by Shane April 5, 2005

cock diesel

A man of extreme muscular strength and sexiness.

Andy Vahamaa is a cock diesel.

by shane January 1, 2005

sootie

sootie is a farsi term for "fake blatant hacker" who is a leet sauce at CS but was cut from his team #a3 due to the stupid opinion from numlock thinking he hacks.

Dude, that guy is so leet, he's a sootie!

by Shane March 14, 2005

fuck buddy

a girl/guy you went out with but you really didn't have a connection with but the sex was so good that you fuck em from time to time

samantha calls up her fuck buddy john because she is horny

by shane September 3, 2004

shit itch

Used to describe anything that is very annoying.

That really makes my Shit Itch!

by Shane November 7, 2003

gifflegup

A stank, vile substance left over from gay sexual intercourse. It is usually sticky, and contains, of course, male ejaculate, fecies, and saliva. It is usually found in pubic areas around the genitals and anus. It can be viscous, or runny. If left to dry, it is impossible to get out of pubic hair easily.

Jason went to the bathroom after having sex to clean the gifflegup from his pubic hair. His lover, Joe, also had to clean gifflegup from his anus.

by Shane December 28, 2003