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Due to the high temperatures found in hot tubs normal sperm can not survive. Therefore if any sperm do survive they're pretty freakish and abnormal. Any pregnancy resulting from use of these sperm results in a hot tub baby

A super factral shmoor in the slarbendomussenstache

1. Adj. a whore that shoots heroin in Swedish. One of the more demeaning things you can say to a Swedish women.

boys in blue
(n) Police

prostitute, under 50 cents

Slang term for xylophone, a tuned melodic percussion instrument, made of either wood, kelon, or a similar resonant material. Often having a musical range of at least two octaves, xylophones have a very articulate and characteristic sound. They are a very important instrument in today's bands and orchestras.

A fat or overweight ho. Someone who has too much sex and is fat. One who resembles a dumpling.