Shane's definitions

Crunk

An armpit which emits strong odor.

HOLY SHIT!!! THAT CRUNK WAS SQUIRTING!
and
Man, you are such a stupid crunk.

by Shane May 18, 2004

verkakte

Shitty (from "kaka"); beshitted

I can't work in this verkakte chair.

by Shane February 19, 2004

whirlybird

An archaic synonym for helicopter, generally not used after the 1960's.

Did you know in one of the first issues, Spider-man calls a helicopter a whirlybird?

by Shane January 7, 2005

hot tub baby

Due to the high temperatures found in hot tubs normal sperm can not survive. Therefore if any sperm do survive they're pretty freakish and abnormal. Any pregnancy resulting from use of these sperm results in a hot tub baby

Why does that kid have 3 arms? He's a hot tub baby.

by Shane March 21, 2005

yais

"yais" can't be defined conventionally. one would be less successful at defining "yais" than he/she would be at defining the contemporary english language's utility infielder, "like". "yais" is a state of mind. "yais" is understanding and misunderstanding, as well as all points described on the subsequent continuum.

you are lovely, yais; gay, yais; yais? yais; is two plus two, four? yais; (if i had the character spaces to continue, i probably wouldn't. yais.)

by shane April 4, 2005

Vulcan

Similar to The Shocker but adding an extra finger in the stink.

The shocker wasn't enough so I gave her the vulcan

by Shane March 3, 2005

Owned

To describe something or someone that has been beating in anyway. Whenever someone is subject to humilation.

Whoa, D00D, you got owned. This is after he or she has had something happen to him or her that is not good.

by Shane August 8, 2003