Shane's definitions

bantam

Bantam is Batman spelled incorrectly.

Oh my farking god! Bantam touched me! Err, Batman! (Damn you all!)

by Shane April 5, 2005

chaz wazza

What Australian's call horny toads.

Really? I'd have called em' chaz wazzas!

by Shane April 5, 2005

Sideways Sloppy-Joe

Analogous to the vagina--may be used in the context of an extremely loose (sloppy) vagina.

With all the cock that girl swallows, it's no wonder she's got a sideways sloppy-joe.

by Shane December 9, 2004

scoche

A girl from Irvin who likes to have sex with one guy in one day, and then when he goes off to work, she fucks every living thing with a cock. Including all her boyfriends friends.

Colleen is such a scoche, I swear she humped on all my friends after smoking my pole two hours earlier.

by shane December 10, 2004

bilal

Bilal is the name of the first Muslim African to go and spread the word of Allah and the Koran to Africa

Bilal was a good man.

by Shane December 11, 2004

cock diesel

A man of extreme muscular strength and sexiness.

Andy Vahamaa is a cock diesel.

by shane January 1, 2005

Xylo

Slang term for xylophone, a tuned melodic percussion instrument, made of either wood, kelon, or a similar resonant material. Often having a musical range of at least two octaves, xylophones have a very articulate and characteristic sound. They are a very important instrument in today's bands and orchestras.

OK percussion, sort out the parts, and make sure you remember there is a xylophone solo during this piece.
or
Did you guys hear that wicked xylophone solo in Sabre Dance?

by Shane January 7, 2005