Shane's definitions

Tranky

A young woman between the teens and twenty's who dresses slutty. A cross between "trashy" and "stanky" = tranky.
A gal who shows camel toe, wears low cut jeans that hug the butt, shows her belly button and wears too much make-up in a suggestive way. The way she acts is also a consideration.

Joe was busy checking out the girls at the mall when this cute little twenty something stolled by trolling for stank. He gazed at her camel toe and mooseknuckle and said "Damn, she's tranky".

by Shane December 29, 2003

secure

1. To fasten, or hold down

2. To protect

1. I like my hands secured to the bed durring sex

2. Secure the fort!

by shane February 13, 2004

vale fans

fucking annoying jealous bastards who tend to grief the pride of the potteries with stupid little pathetic insults.

"fucking vale bastards"

by shane May 14, 2003

Outdoor Sledding

Same as Indoor Sledding except that the woman keeps her pants on.

Outdoor Sledding satisfied her alright.

by shane November 13, 2003

gear whore

Originated with fly fishermen who have to have every cool,expensive piece of gear there is. Now broadly applies to anyone who has to have the all the cool, expensive gear associated with their hobby of choice.

That guy with all the ski equipment is a real gear whore.

by shane December 3, 2004

Tranky

A gal in her teens or twenty's who dresses overly slutty and acts the same. She usually shows mooseknuckle and wears low cut jeans to show her belly button. A cross between trashy and stanky.

Joe was checking out women at the mall when he noticed a tranky little hoe trolling her camel toe for all to see.

by Shane December 29, 2003

Indoor Sledding

To please a woman with your hand, mainly by inserting it somehow into the vagina itself.

Oh shit I love it when you go indoor sledding.

by shane November 13, 2003