Shane's definitions

secure

1. To fasten, or hold down

2. To protect

1. I like my hands secured to the bed durring sex

2. Secure the fort!

by shane February 13, 2004

Tranky

A gal in her teens or twenty's who dresses overly slutty and acts the same. She usually shows mooseknuckle and wears low cut jeans to show her belly button. A cross between trashy and stanky.

Joe was checking out women at the mall when he noticed a tranky little hoe trolling her camel toe for all to see.

by Shane December 29, 2003

boicee

A female that is keen to be a fuck buddy.

Look at these fine as Boicee.

by Shane February 6, 2005

gear whore

Originated with fly fishermen who have to have every cool,expensive piece of gear there is. Now broadly applies to anyone who has to have the all the cool, expensive gear associated with their hobby of choice.

That guy with all the ski equipment is a real gear whore.

by shane December 3, 2004

woman with a mullet

karl mellan

jesus! karl mellan has one fuckin mullet! do you feed that thing?

by shane March 23, 2004

verkakte

Shitty (from "kaka"); beshitted

I can't work in this verkakte chair.

by Shane February 19, 2004

Crunk

An armpit which emits strong odor.

HOLY SHIT!!! THAT CRUNK WAS SQUIRTING!
and
Man, you are such a stupid crunk.

by Shane May 18, 2004