Sh*tsticks's definitions

M.F.

Acronym for Mother Fucker

Harry: I got caught by my mom jerking off last night
Jason: Why the fuck were you doing that you sick M.F.?

by Sh*tsticks May 19, 2018

Footisism

A word used to describe a excellent kick or kicker in American Football

Chris Fowler: And the kick is good.
Kirk Herbstreit: That kicker has extreme poise and footisism

Brad Nessler: LOOK AT THE FOOTISISM ON THAT KICK!

by Sh*tsticks January 4, 2018

flying by the seat of your pants

When you don't prepare for anything or tell anybody anything until the last minute.

John: I didn't start getting ready for our 8:00 flight until 7:30.
Joe: Dude you're flying by the seat of your pants.

by Sh*tsticks May 14, 2018

PTB

Poorly Timed Boner

I was on a date with my gf when I glanced down and realized that I had a PTB

by Sh*tsticks October 10, 2018

Banger

When something or someone is so awesome or cool, words cannot describe how great it is.

Patrick Mahomes is banger.
This jacket is banger.
My new car is banger.

by Sh*tsticks October 19, 2018

Crotch Rocket

Your erected dick

I smashed Emily last night with my Crotch Rocket

I jerked off and jizz came out of my Crotch Rocket

by Sh*tsticks October 29, 2018

Body Crush

When you have a crush on someone because they're hot or because they look good

Eric: Holy hell Myra is without a doubt the hottest chick I've ever seen
Chris: You must have a body crush on her

by Sh*tsticks July 10, 2018