Sgt. Pepper's definitions

Bill Clinton

okay...okay...not the best pres. But look at who we have now...

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by Sgt. Pepper March 9, 2007

Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...

"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

Ram

Paul McCartney cd. Includes such famous songs as Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey. Very good cd.

Ram rocks and so do Paul McCartney and the Beatles!!!!

by Sgt. Pepper March 2, 2005

Toby keith

Yet another overpatriotic asshole who's just cashing in on 9/11 like the rest of the country music industry

Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
American Soldier

What is this shit? Listen to real music

by Sgt. Pepper May 13, 2005

heaven

An imaginary place inhabited by Santa, the easter bunny, tooth fairy, and superman.

Hey I'm in heaven....look it't the tooth fairy....oh and god

by Sgt. Pepper May 16, 2005

noob

term used by "hardcore gamers" to describe someone who doesn't sit in front of the computer all fucking day learning every nook and cranny of UT.

needalife60:I killed you 999,999 times...you're a fuckin' noob

igetlaid:No...I just go outside every now and then...ya know...to interact with real people.

by Sgt. Pepper May 16, 2005

Mall Goth

Damn kids. They usually hate corporations and the machine...or the man...so they topple the corporations, the man, and the machine by going to hot topic and BUYING...yes BUYING a $40.00 anarchy t-shirt.......I know...it makes no sense.

DAMN THESE MALL GOTHS...damn them to hell.

by Sgt. Pepper May 16, 2005