Sgt. Pepper's definitions

Bill Clinton

okay...okay...not the best pres. But look at who we have now...

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by Sgt. Pepper March 9, 2007

Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...

"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

Ozzfest

SHIT...100% pure shit.

I went to ozzfest and it is overrated shit.

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

Charles Manson

okay people, Charlie Manson wasn't satanist....for christ's sake....he was "acting on the will of god"...hell...some say he WAS GOD/JESUS...he worshipped god...he just had some messed up beliefs. He supposively ordered the death of Voycheck Frykowski, Sharon Tate, Jay Sebreing,Abigail Folger, Leno LaBianca, and Rosemary LaBianca...also Shorty Shea and Gary Hinneman...note my spelling may be a bit messed up.

Charlie was said to have ordered murder, even though all of the evidence is circumstantial, and there is no proof that he actually did order it.

by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005

heaven

An imaginary place inhabited by Santa, the easter bunny, tooth fairy, and superman.

Hey I'm in heaven....look it't the tooth fairy....oh and god

by Sgt. Pepper May 16, 2005

Toby keith

Yet another overpatriotic asshole who's just cashing in on 9/11 like the rest of the country music industry

Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
American Soldier

What is this shit? Listen to real music

by Sgt. Pepper May 13, 2005

Ram

Paul McCartney cd. Includes such famous songs as Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey. Very good cd.

Ram rocks and so do Paul McCartney and the Beatles!!!!

by Sgt. Pepper March 2, 2005