(тормоз по русски, if anyone reads Russian here):
a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
boy: Melissa, when is your birthday again?
girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.
boy: I am not an uptard. Due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.
Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?
boy: no.
girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.
boy: I am not an uptard. Due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.
Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?
boy: no.
by Sexydimma February 16, 2013
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boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
by Sexydimma March 16, 2013
Get the not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier mug.a) a person literally obsessed with, and dedicated to investigating, sometimes as a job, conspiracy theories
b) (negative sarcastic and/or offensive): a scientist or historian who presents conspiracy theories as indisputable scientific/historical fact, using even others' conspiracy theories as evidence
c) (humorous/positive sarcastic) : a children's author whose books/novels have a plot set in a conspiracy theory background.
d) (very offensive): a politician who uses historically accurate, but currently scientifically/historically meaningless (in the modern Western world) esoteric facts to promote their personal political platform.
e) an offensive synonym for nonsensical political propaganda
f) (adj) pertaining to conspiracy theories and/or unverifiable historical circumstances
b) (negative sarcastic and/or offensive): a scientist or historian who presents conspiracy theories as indisputable scientific/historical fact, using even others' conspiracy theories as evidence
c) (humorous/positive sarcastic) : a children's author whose books/novels have a plot set in a conspiracy theory background.
d) (very offensive): a politician who uses historically accurate, but currently scientifically/historically meaningless (in the modern Western world) esoteric facts to promote their personal political platform.
e) an offensive synonym for nonsensical political propaganda
f) (adj) pertaining to conspiracy theories and/or unverifiable historical circumstances
son: I think JFK was assassinated by the mob.
father:Oh what nonsense. However, if you want, become a lore-whore, and then find accurate historical evidence to prove or disprove your theory.
father:Oh what nonsense. However, if you want, become a lore-whore, and then find accurate historical evidence to prove or disprove your theory.
by Sexydimma December 29, 2013
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if you want to haggle and babble, don't come to work, go home; go to a marketplace. Just don't prevent anyone else from working.
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Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.
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James : lol it's to impress my physics teacher in elementary school, to show that I know what electricity is.
James : lol it's to impress my physics teacher in elementary school, to show that I know what electricity is.
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