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where-when 

a phrase meaning wherever and whenever one has the time to do something
where-when you have time or feel like it, please give me a call.
where-when by Uncle Dimma December 30, 2014

where-when 

Whereever and whenever one has the time to do something
Where-when give me a call
where-when by Uncle Dimma June 20, 2021

Who what when where why and how 

A great game to play when you're bored in class. Start by writing Who, What, When, Where, Why, and How down the side of a paper. Beside who, write a person's name. Fold over so you can't see "who" and pass on to a friend. The next person writes an action beside "what", folds over, passes on. Continue until all of the titles are filled out, then open and read.
Let's play who what when where why and how!

Who: sasquatch and the toilet monster

What: played a vicious game of twister

When: yesterday afternoon

Where: under your bed

Why: because they wanted to taste his sausage

How: with a pitchfork

when where how hard? 

When and where I choose

Listen, babe, we're gonna go shopping when and where I choose.
And then you refuse.
When and where I choose by -space- September 21, 2022

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.
Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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