Definitions by Sex Ed

homesexual 

Someone who will only have sex in their own home.

So, how was the vacation in Hawaii?

It was pretty awesome, except for the fact that my wife is a homesexual.

Ooooookkkaaayyy...

homesexual by Sex Ed January 19, 2007

mohosexual 

Someone who wants to have sex with as many hos as possible; the mo hos the better!

INTERVIEWER: Santa, is it true that you are a mohosexual?

SANTA: Ho, ho ho!

mohosexual by Sex Ed January 19, 2007

medophile

Someone who is sexually attracted to people in the medical profession.

Sally is a medophile, she only goes out with doctors.

medophile by Sex Ed January 19, 2007

h1 

THE BIGGEST HUMMER
1. Stainless steel, front-mid-engine SUV made by AMGeneral. AMGeneral having been the military vehicle division of AMC before AMC went bankrupt. AMGeneral was sold off before Chrysler purchased AMC. Chrysler simply bought AMC for its civilian JEEP line. AMGeneral is independant, but licenses GM to build & sell the H2 & H3. Hummers look like big Jeeps because, basically, they are!
2. A fantastic humming blowjob that leads to a mind boggling, cumblasting orgasm.

When I was in Nevada, this totally legal, high priced whore gave me an H1 in my H1 (I was in the Whorehouse parking lot).

h1 by Sex Ed January 1, 2007

H2 

1. The #2 Hummer. NOT made by AMGeneral of Humvee & H1 fame, but made by GM under license from AMGeneral. A cooler looking and MORE OFF-ROAD CAPABLE version of the Suburban.
2. A HUMMER blowjob that ALMOST makes you come, but leads to an AWESOME fuck instead!

My wife gave me an H2 in our H2.

H2 by Sex Ed January 1, 2007

H3 

1. The #3 Hummer (the larger the #, the smaller the size). The H3 is NOT made by AMGeneral of Humvee & H1 fame, but, made by GM under license from AMGeneral (as is the medium sized H2).
2. A HUMMER blowjob that JUST gets you hard, but no where near cumming. You better start fucking ASAP!

After my wife found out about the H1 from the high priced hooker in Nevada, she divorced me. Yesterday I got an H3 from a male prostitute downtown, then I fucked his ass. The condom broke. Shit! I hope I don't get AIDS!

H3 by Sex Ed January 1, 2007

swife

SWIFE means a "swapped-wife".

{Knock, knock}

{door opens}

"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"

"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."

"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"

"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."

swife by Sex Ed January 1, 2007