Definitions by Senor Fantastico

“Bitch be glazin’” 

Common expression used to comment on the fact that someone has too many glaze issues

Todd: “Man, Sheila has too many glaze issues, in my opinion.”

Donte: “Bitch be glazin’”

“Bitch be glazin’” by Senor Fantastico February 4, 2024

imho 

short for “I’m a ho”

Doug: “Are you a ho?”

Diane: “Yes, imho.”

imho by Senor Fantastico January 20, 2024

ETAF 

An acronym that cleverly combines “ETA” (“estimated time of arrival”) and “AF” (“as fuck”), commonly used in situations where one wants to place emphasis on the estimated time of arrival

Dan: “What time will your train will arrive?”

Kevin: “3:50 pm ETAF, dawg!”

ETAF by Senor Fantastico December 31, 2023

#3

Slang term for when your purpose of going to the bathroom is to both pee (#1) and poop (#2); believed to derive from the fact that 1+ 2 = 3.

Stan: Be back in a minute, gotta go to the bathroom!

Rick: Oh, #1 or #2?

Stan: #3, actually!

#3 by Senor Fantastico March 1, 2021

AA 

Short for “at all”

Jeff: “Dude, that new girl Jennifer is hot AF.”

Bryan: “Man, I don’t care about Jennifer AA, I only have eyes for my girlfriend.”

AA by Senor Fantastico October 23, 2020

AirBLT 

A bacon-lettuce-tomato sandwich that is prepared and eaten at an AirBNB

Tim: Man, this AirBLT is really hitting the spot, exactly what I wanted to eat at this fabulous AirBNB!

Chris: Agreed!

AirBLT by Senor Fantastico April 27, 2020

TGIFTTYL 

Acronym that means “Thank God it’s Friday talk to you later”

Misty: Nice chatting with you!

Brittany: You, too! TGIFTTYL

TGIFTTYL by Senor Fantastico April 2, 2020