ETAF

E.T as fuck, when one gets so wasted they communicate exclusively in E.T noises.

This dude sitting next to me at the bar is ETAF

by oget November 16, 2016

ETAF

An acronym that cleverly combines “ETA” (“estimated time of arrival”) and “AF” (“as fuck”), commonly used in situations where one wants to place emphasis on the estimated time of arrival

Dan: “What time will your train will arrive?”

Kevin: “3:50 pm ETAF, dawg!”

by Senor Fantastico December 31, 2023

ETAFAB

The acronym for Rule #1 about English teachers. They are fat and bald.

"Dude, have you met the new English teacher?"
"No but he's fat and bald"
"How do you know?"
"ETAFAB!!"

by David "Fat and Bald" Stone January 12, 2009